Who's the worst person you've encountered on the internet?

Without a doubt, this autistic Vietnamese dude I had the unpleasant job of 'containing' for the sake of my old college club. This dude was single-minded beyond comprehension and he desperately wanted to be part of the tabletop gaming scene in the college, the only problem being he was a massive sperg when playing and a prime candidate for 'That Guy' of the Year.

When I say 'containing' I meant I had to give up most of my official duties to keep him as isolated as possible from the rest of the club. Cruel, but this was a guy who could reliably ruin any game he played by being inattentive, rude, and overly zealous about winning at costs without any finesse, which of course meant he lost repeatedly to newcomers. I managed to keep him placated for the whole year, but boy did it make me bitter about the Vietnamese and retards from SEA in general.
 
Awhile back when I was playing TF2, I met this guy that had some retarded ironic username like "jose.gonzales2009". The guy was super unfunny and tried so hard to appear as cool. Had a squeaky voice, made very unfunny jokes, tried too hard to make fun of people, and was generally unfun to be around. Some autist in the voice chat decided to be twice as obnoxious just to annoy the fuck out of the guy and it worked a little too well because he sperged out and stopped talking for awhile.

I've met spergs who've done way worse than this guy (like this one dude who confronted his crush that he jacked off to her on a daily basis), but that person left a really sour taste in my mouth.
 
Awhile back when I was playing TF2, I met this guy that had some retarded ironic username like "jose.gonzales2009". The guy was super unfunny and tried so hard to appear as cool. Had a squeaky voice, made very unfunny jokes, tried too hard to make fun of people, and was generally unfun to be around. Some autist in the voice chat decided to be twice as obnoxious just to annoy the fuck out of the guy and it worked a little too well because he sperged out and stopped talking for awhile.

I've met spergs who've done way worse than this guy (like this one dude who confronted his crush that he jacked off to her on a daily basis), but that person left a really sour taste in my mouth.

He sounds exactly like this sperg I went to high school with. He always tried to be funny by telling extremely autistic jokes that were never funny.
 
The worst person I encountered as of recently (can't think of the worst ever, I've had bad encounters with troons and borderline pedos and try to forget them) was this creepy troon on Discord who was going on about pro-mandate pro-vax bullshit, acting like a rabid dog while celebrating the deaths of people who didn't vaxx up. Tried having a civilized convo with them but they just screamed at me and I ended up leaving the server.

It's always the troons and borderline pedos. Especially those where the two overlap.
 
I made a fairly innocuous, tongue-in-cheek comment on an Instagram video featuring a female powerlifter. It wasn't even about her being a woman, just other shit (people who lift can probably guess.)

Despite the post being toprated and everyone having a laugh, I got several angry messages from women (obviously) calling me all kinds of wicked shit, insulting every aspect of my life and person, whilst simultaneously patting themselves on the back for disparaging this 'obviously misogynistic douchebag on IG.'

One particular woman was even sending me death threats, saying her husband was this, that, and the other, flicking between smelling her own farts and throwing tired Redditisms.

It didn't even blow my mind, as leftie, moral legislator cocksuckers like that cunt are all over the internet, and willing to engage in the most vitriolic and hateful acts to someone they have 'othered' in their minds.
 
This black dude from Louisiana I encountered on YouTube. His videos were pretty bad but seemed harmless at the time, mostly him singing along to rap music or cooking shitty food in his yard. But he became known in the little community I was in for violently threatening anyone who he felt crossed him. Basic internet tough guy shit amped up to 11. He was also notorious for being a guy who still lived with his mother in his 30s and never having a job. He experienced depression and would always make a video periodically saying he was done with life and gonna kill himself but the video would always be interrupted with his phone ringing. From this I know he seems like a loser but harmless right? Well it came to light that he had been liking and commenting on videos of toddlers playing talking about how he’s a proud pedophile and how “hot” 3 year old girls were. There were a LOT of sick comments people found on those videos and I couldn’t even read most of them because they made me physically sick. I have no idea what this guy is doing now, he deleted his last channel after that broke. One can only hope he finally fulfilled his promise with all those fake suicide videos.
 
Probably Tommy. It seems like every day he does something new that's just absolutely disgusting. It's not even just the gross shit he's done in the past, he genuinely treats everyone who has the misfortune of running into him like they owe him absolute reverence and should bend over backwards for him. I kind of feel like one of these days he's going to end up running into someone with a short fuse and it's not going to end well for him.
 
A youtuber called Cinna Vision. How she goes on about how every male should look like a Kpop star, dress in a certain way to attract top level women. I and my family dress in high viz coats, combat boots and I wear cheap work trousers. We live in a area without sidewalks, mud, animal shit on the road and have a drooly dog. My wife is great, I don't class her as low grade, she has the brain of a engineer. If it was up to me, Cinna Vision is a new lolcow.
 
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I spent a bit of time playing guitar in pubs for beer money. I can't sing for shit, so I advertised on Craigslist for a singer. This chick replied, she could sing well, had done this kind of thing before, so we agreed to meet up to jam out some songs and see if we could work together.

She wants to do the thing at her place. OK. Her place is completely the other side of London to mine, maybe a 90 minute journey each way, but I'm used to long journeys for music in London, it's fine. She also says that she only wants to meet for a couple of hours, which is a bit annoying given the distance, but whatever. Then she wants me to have like 10 songs fully rehearsed, and she reveals this the day before we meet. I know most of them, and there's no way we'll get through the whole set in 2 hours anyway, and it's more about talking shop than playing music at the first meeting in any case. Then the meeting is down to 90 minutes. Then, while I'm driving to the train station to get to her, she says she's "going to visit a friend" and suddenly the meeting is down to 30 minutes. For a 3 hour round trip. That was too much. I texted her from the station car park that that didn't work for me at all, and I was getting the wrong vibes about this anyway and to forget it. I got back in my car and went home.

For TWO DAYS this chick blows up my phone, calling (I didn't pick up, I was done with this especially as I was also talking to other singers who weren't treating me like a serf before we'd even met) and texting constantly. Alternating between apologising and desperately trying to re-arrange the meeting and calling me a selfish asshole for not acceding to her increasingly ridiculous demands. Eventually she gets the message and stops.

A year later and she suddenly emails me. She has decided she's an "actress and comedienne" now, not a singer, and she has mass-spammed her entire contacts folder to advertise her first "improv" gig. She does it several times, I just ignore the emails. Then a couple of months later, another mass-email. She's been threatened with eviction and has mass-spammed her entire contacts list to beg for money. It's a really aggressive email, saying that if we were her "real" friends we would help her out. This pisses me off, so I email her and ask to be taken off her mailing list.

She responds "who the fuck are you?"

I respond "If you've no idea who I am why did you email me asking for money?".

She evades that question and instead shrieks at me for "not caring about her", and saying that she has been "fighting for her life in hospital for six months". I respond that it's certainly impressive to do several improv comedy shows from your hospital bed, and she goes bezerk and starts threatening to have me killed. I say that if she spent her money on rent rather than hitmen she wouldn't be needing to beg complete strangers for money." She calls me a cunt and says I'm off the mailing list, which is all I wanted anyway.

The next day, another mass-email to all her contacts begging for money, and yep, I'm on it. I respond again, asking her to stop emailing me. She calls me a "stalker" in response. The next day she emails her entire contacts list AGAIN, this time trying to sell clothes. I call her fat and block her email and phone number.

Women are psychos even if you're not trying to fuck them.
 
Myself.

I don't often interact directly with people online.
 
Lots of good candidates here, but I still think nothing beats the sheer self-righteousness of a Reddit moderator.

Have you ever been told to write an essay on why you're wrong in order to be unbanned? Because I have. Reddit was pulling for Ron Paul to beat Obama in 2012--now I'm pretty sure not wanting to give the SUCC to black trannies (whose lives obviously matter, biggut!) is a bannable offense whether you're in a politics forum or a computer hardware one...and if you think sucking black tranny dicks has nothing to do with computer hardware, you'd be right, but you also don't know Redditors...

My 12 year old account was finally yeeted for saying that you didn't have to ask people with dicks what their gender was to tell if they were a man or a woman, you just had to be not retarded.
 
The "men" of Reddit. Yes all of them. No I will not elaborate.
Spam and bots get stamped out pretty quickly.

That's why I don't miss message boards. There is always some attention-starved dimwit who practically lives on the board.
 
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Spam and bors get stamped out pretty quickly.

That's why I don't miss message boards. There is always some attention-starved dimwit who practically lives on the board.
Redditors are generally awful people but I've encountered some fairly awful people on IGN's Vestibule. It's supposed to be a video game forum but people keep fucking it up with their retarded politics. It's actually quite amazing, some users have been there since the late 90s or at least early 2000s.

This is the only board I care about now because they don't ban you for disagreeing with people. And fuck writing an essay to get unbanned, just make a new account.
 
I met a local incel online in college and let him take me on a date for a free ticket to a sold out event I wanted to go to. He slapped my ass, told some random guy I was his gf, and tried to find a reason to come into my dorm even though I repeatedly said no.

Never again.
 
Without a doubt, this autistic Vietnamese dude I had the unpleasant job of 'containing' for the sake of my old college club. This dude was single-minded beyond comprehension and he desperately wanted to be part of the tabletop gaming scene in the college, the only problem being he was a massive sperg when playing and a prime candidate for 'That Guy' of the Year.

When I say 'containing' I meant I had to give up most of my official duties to keep him as isolated as possible from the rest of the club. Cruel, but this was a guy who could reliably ruin any game he played by being inattentive, rude, and overly zealous about winning at costs without any finesse, which of course meant he lost repeatedly to newcomers. I managed to keep him placated for the whole year, but boy did it make me bitter about the Vietnamese and retards from SEA in general.

Wait what, how does he lose all the time if he only cares about winning?
I guess you´re talking about mostly diplo-based games?

Did you ever talk to him about this? I cant imagine it should be anyones job to , what play games with him all the time so he doesnt play with others(?). Sounds like you got the short end of the stick there.
 
On a platform I used to use, I had repeated encounters with a particularly insufferable troon.

They were an extremely progressive globalist capitalist who constantly fellated large corporations, and they would actively defend corporations engaging in censorship, presumably because it silences the people that tell them that they will never be a real woman (despite the frequent posts they made about their "girldick"). The rest of the political shit they engaged in was your standard affair for a progressive - pro-diversity, supporter of mass migration, extremely manichean worldview, claimed to be anti-authoritarian while arguing for extremely authoritarian policies against those they didn't like - all insufferable to witness, but common enough that it's not really worth elaborating further on.

What is worth mentioning is that this same troon was also very vocally pro-trans, especially when it came to putting children on hormones, and claimed on several occasions to have had worked in psychiatry and put children on hormone blockers to only positive results. They argued that there were absolutely no downsides to HRT and SRS, and that it was only a good thing:
Lowered bone density caused by puberty blockers? "Fake news, this source I found on a pro-trans blog says so!"
Irreversible side effects of testosterone or estrogen? "There's surgery to correct those effects, so it's fine for children if there's even the remotest suspicion they're trans!"
SRS looks more like an axe wound than a vagina? "Gynecologists can't tell the difference, every single picture you see of an abhorrent neovagina is fake and/or photoshopped!"
Some of these people are autists/children that have been groomed into taking hormones? "Never happens, anyone that says otherwise is a homophobic fascist!" (They literally believed that almost every detransitioner was fake, and actually just a right-winger trying to make trannies look bad)
They were the sort to label any source that disagreed with them as being "fake news" or "right-wing bullshit", regardless of the origin of the source. I saw them once argue that a source from the University of Berkeley was "right-wing fake news". because it disagreed with the pop-science article from an online shitrag that had their viewpoint that they used as their source. Hell, at least in that case they used a source - most of the time their source was "I was a psychiatrist once, that means I'm right and you're wrong!"

They would constantly accuse and label other users of being racists, fascists, pedophiles, you name it, despite such shitflinging being against the rules on the platform I encountered them on, and the jannies wouldn't do anything about it. Now, I generally don't support these types of rules since they're for pussies that can't handle a little banter, but what really got me is that this troon would also go crying to the jannies if anyone even REMOTELY insulted them in response, demanding the perpetrator be punished. I distinctly remember one time where they had spent a good 30 minutes attacking a specific guy accusing him of being all sorts of shit because he said something negative about troons, and I then off-handedly called the troon an imbecile (an insult that literally no-one sane would get offended at), so they got one of their orbiting jannies to give me a warning for "personal attacks".

Naturally, they also claimed to be poly, and would repeatedly state this fact while bragging about how much sex they and their partners totally had, and they would sic the jannies on you if you even remotely joked about the implausibility of someone this insufferable being in a relationship with a single person, let alone several. This of course turned out to be the case, as they were actually both single and a virgin the entire time. They also seemed to be into interracial cuckold porn, if their horny ramblings were anything to go by, but that's to be expected for a progressive.


However, it eventually turned out that not only were they lying about having worked in psychology (among other things, like when they claimed to have worked in the US military), but they had been unemployed for nearly a decade. Naturally, it's not surprising that the person who spent several hours a day, every single day, arguing about politics with strangers on the internet was a NEET, but it was still funny to get confirmation. It also came out that they had been attempting to flirt with a user who was 15 at the time, despite being in their 30s. Full-on sending messages about how this kid was "so much more mature than other people their age", asking them for pictures, asking them if they ever thought that they were actually trans, attempting to start overly sexual discussions with them, etc. The users that disliked them (AKA most of the users) were shocked, but not surprised that the troon that constantly argued in favour of putting kids on puberty blockers turned out to be a pedophile.
 
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