Why are almost all lolcows ugly?

[Doctor of Autism]

The closest to good looking for a lolcow is surprisingly Richard Spencer.

 

[BOTTOM TEXT]

Perfect. Physiognomy is real indeed, and not necessarily correlated with attractiveness. There are unattractive people with kind faces. But if someone is of very poor character, you can often see it. This is why you must submit a photo with your résumé in many Asian countries.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

IMO a lot of lolcows are future hobos who just haven't made it out onto the streets yet, so their level of self-neglect is already at the "guy who sleeps under a picnic table" level.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

well there was that body positive tumblr girl who was really into working out and was upset body positive doesnt mean non-fat too and was against sexual consent laws for minors. wish i could remember her name. tried to search for her but haven't found it yet. she has a thread here though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Æryn Simpson isn't ugly and he's a tranny so would fuck.
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Jesus, so much photoshop she might as well have been rendered in Poser. She blew past blurring her pores and went right for the Plastic Childrens Toy skin setting. Like if you met her in person, she’d smell like a bucket of hot Legos.

And yet somehow left the nostril hair untouched. Fascinating.

 

[Cthulu]

Like if you met her in person, she’d smell like a bucket of hot Legos.

I'm becoming aroused. I might have to go fap.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Because they're dysfunctional people who don't take care of themselves. This question didn't even need to be asked.

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

Perfect. Physiognomy is real indeed, and not necessarily correlated with attractiveness. There are unattractive people with kind faces. But if someone is of very poor character, you can often see it. This is why you must submit a photo with your résumé in many Asian countries.

Welllllll

 

[Zarkov]

If they were capable of taking good care of themselves they wouldn't be lolcows.

 

[Snuckening]

They're all beautiful, in their own special way.

 

[Doctor Parker]

The soul corrupts the body and grows beards on the neck.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Poor self-care, as in fitness and hygiene. Socialization plays a part. Most of them just have no clue how to present themselves. They dress like slobs or in styles that just don’t suit them. They hold themselves awkwardly or have that dead-eyed stare going on.

I have this belief that there are very few people who are straight-up ugly. Most people have the potential to be decent-looking, provided they take care of themselves, smarten up and hold themselves properly.

ADF is the obvious exception. That guy’s just unfortunate-looking whatever his weight.

 

[Keystone]

Poor self-care, as in fitness and hygiene. Socialization plays a part. Most of them just have no clue how to present themselves. They dress like slobs or in styles that just don’t suit them. They hold themselves awkwardly or have that dead-eyed stare going on.

This and everything posted before it. 30 minutes of some kind of cardio a few days per week along with a sensible haircut and you wouldn't recognize a lot of people we have threads on. Oh sure they'd still be fucking cracked in the head, but it wouldn't be as readily obvious.

 

[The Iconoclast]

They were either raised being coddled and told that they were special or they had and still have massive USI

 

[Teri-Teri]

They can't get a life.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Because we like to think of them that way to feel better about ourselves.

 

[Snoipah]

Are lolcows ugly people because they are lolcows or are ugly people lolcows because they are ugly?

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

I feel like Dahl's theory is the best example of this. I know some people who are overweight, have bad acne, scrappy hair, etc. But they're kind people so you don't see that.

 

[The Captain]

At .20 BAC even Momokun would look passable..

 

[IrishScumfuck]

Beautiful people tend to put effort in where as your average lolcow is an unkempt troglodyte