Why are dolphins so lame?

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J A N D E K said:
Penguins are sexual deviants too. Like dolphins, the adorable little bastards practice both homosexual rape and child rape. The dirty, flightless birds don’t stop there though... they also practice necrophilia.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic
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Don't forget ducks. At least a third of duck sex is forced. Those little motherfuckers will fuck anything that moves.

The one good Cracked article was written about this. It's a great read, informative and funny.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
 
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heathercho said:
I think the more important question is : Why is @Doc Cassidy so jealous of Dolphins?
Is it the giant dolphin penis? The fact that everyone loves them? They rape and kill and people STILL think they're really smart and cute?
And they speak in cute squeaky voices. God they're so cute.

Why is @Doc Cassidy so lame?
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Rhinos are cooler because they have a huge horn so they can stomp the ground then run into people sending them flying! Dolphins are garbage what can they do other than swim around and eat fish?? Rape is pretty cool I guess but I can do that too so big deal! Dolphins are barely cooler than shrimp, maybe.
 
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