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Step aside, Na’vi version of Sigourney Weaver: A new blue avatar is becoming famous. If you apply to one of several large corporations today, you might see a blue guy that looks like the Walmart version of Disney’s wide-eyed style of animation. No, it’s not a company mascot; it’s actually part of your evaluation.

The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies. Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre, but also a bit insulting.

The blue people are courtesy of Paradox.ai, which boasts several billion-dollar companies as clients, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Citizens, and more. It’s worth noting that not all of the clients of Paradox.ai use the personality test feature, as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M, and CVS Health all confirm. Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop—a long, bizarre personality test—is being placed in front of applicants considering many of these same companies claim to suffer a staffing shortage.

“Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash,” tweets Emanual Maiberg, who first reported on said quiz in a larger piece for 404 Media.

Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin. Although economists maintain that we’re in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in part because of extraneous quizzes and interviews. Just last year, the average time it took to hire an employee reached a record high of 44 days, per Josh Bersin Company and AMS.

“Companies are quick to fire and then are very slow to hire,” says Dan Schawbel, managing partner at Workplace Intelligence, comparing the current situation to the job market coming out of the 2008 recession.

The long, winding, blue road to an Olive Garden job
Let’s say you decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden. One of the first things you’ll see is an A.I. chatbot named Olivia (named after, and using the likeness of, the Paradox’s founder’s fiancée).

After answering a couple of screening questions, you’ll get a pop-up for the personality assessment, illustrated with weird blue humanoids. The personality quiz itself will tell you there’s “not one right answer,” but to look at the picture and either click “me” or “not me” if the depiction of the blue avatar describes how you might act, or feel. You’ll see a bunch of slides like this, featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake, or engaging in artistic endeavors. The process culminates with the AI system telling you your Big 5 personality traits. Many have commented on Maiberg’s tweet to discuss how dystopian these tests feel. Some suggest not being honest on the tests, as answers can be used against you.

Part of the whole process is seeing if you’ll be a willing cog in the machine or rage against it. Companies often shirk applicants that aren’t personality fits “because they don’t want this person that they’re hiring to shake things up. They really want someone to fall in line with the status quo,” says Schawbel.

Dr. Heather Myers, chief IO psychologist at Traitify by Paradox (the official name of the personality test), tells Fortune the personality test can be done in under two minutes, claiming the competition rates for their tests are “significantly higher” than other assessments and that turnover has decreased by up to 25% for Paradox’s clients. Myers says Paradox’s goal is to “simplify the hiring process and remove friction for job applicants,” and that while it’s not meant to eliminate a company’s human decision-making process, automation can help neutralize dead ends and create a more efficient job system.

But in attempting to alleviate employers’ frustration, Paradox is stirring employee frustration—it’s a bit of a paradox, if you will. The test is a way to filter out applicants, according to Schawbel. Adding that it’s a way of seeing who really wants the gig by “put[ting] individuals through the gauntlet,” he explains it “weeds out a lot of people.”

“Paradox was created entirely because we were frustrated by the experience of finding and getting jobs, too,” Adam Godson, Paradox’s president and chief product officer says. “So, we fully appreciate the job seeker perspective.” He added that there’s been too much friction and obstacles in the hiring process at many companies, and that Traitify is a way to take out those obstacles and conflict.

But if one side of the relationship is this irritated, obviously something is wrong. “The goal is, how do we make the entire hiring process good for employers and employees,” says Schawbel. “And if it’s only good for one party, then it’s a broken matchmaking system, or broken hiring system.” He adds that a long process creates more frustration, as burnt out employees are overburdened while they wait for help.


Worker shortage or picky employers?
Despite Paradox’s asserted intentions, the personality tests seem to have struck a chord with people, and not in a good way.

A prospective software engineer for FedEx went viral after posting screenshots of Paradox’s “bizarre personality test” to Reddit, voicing their frustration about “how blatantly prejudicial this type of thing is.” The applicant said they withdrew their application, having felt unrepresented by the results and areas of the test saying they had room to grow.

Another user posted about the same test that Olive Garden gave them. “Man I just want a dishwasher job,” they said. Someone in the comment section asserted, “this is just my opinion, but companies cant [sic] find anyone to hire anymore because they have set their standards so stupidly high that no one seems worth while.”

Indeed, companies are adding these personality tests “for a reason, because they can get away with it,” says Schawbel, explaining that, even if they cry hiring shortage wolf, they are getting enough qualified applicants to want to filter some out. It means that both within the white-collar and blue collar fields, application processes are feeling increasingly long and tiring. And that doesn’t come without consequences. These candidates who have a bad experience are also more likely to be deterred from applying again to the company, to complain about it on social media, and also avoid said company for services in their personal lives, he adds, pointing to past research and studies.

Over the last couple of years, companies in the retail and hospitality sectors (the sectors in which Paradox has many clients)) have complained of staffing issues. During The Great Resignation, many workers left their jobs to find opportunities with less stressful working conditions and greater pay.

But the companies complaining it’s hard to hire and retain right now aren’t making applicants’ lives any easier as they deliver a slew of questions, quizzes, and interviews for jobs that don’t even offer competitive wages. Interview processes have gotten longer in general, according to experts from CNBC Make It. As for the hiring managers, “maybe they’re being too picky. But they don’t think they are,” Schawbel says.

It’s just part of the process, if you ask Olive Garden. “This is one of many ways our restaurant leaders assess candidates to ensure they have the right people in the right roles — which sets our team members up for success and provides great guest experiences,” a spokesperson for Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden, said in a statement to Fortune.

Still, tired job applicants are understandably feeling a bit bristled by having to take the time to pretend to want to work somewhere. “Just in case you’re wondering, it’s absolute hell trying to get jobs of any kind out here, and that’s why half of America is struggling to pay rent (including me),” one person said, quote-tweeting Maiberg’s post.

“I think we’re going to reach a breaking point in labor soon. employers have gone completely off the rails and people are exhausted,” a Twitter user claimed. Americans are feeling disenchanted by their jobs and staring down the barrel of a long job market, these personality tests are all enough to leave us feeling, well … blue.

 
The only thing worse than a modern HR department is an outsourced modern HR department.

The competency crisis has gotten so bad that even the OG incompetent internal bureau that wasted your time with pointless team-building exercises and forcing one to reapply from the start for even internal hiring is now so bad at the job, they're requesting help from outside agencies to run the process.....


Even though going three layers deep in subcontracting is how you get airplane doors falling off midflight, they still defend it as "that's just how business works, you plebes without papers on the wall can't possibly understand it!"
 
I've been applying for jobs lately and every single fucking one I've gotten past the "give them my resume" stage, they've had me do some 30-45 minute long personality test. I haven't seen one like this, but I assume it's equally absurd. This shit has been really pissing me off.
 
Sounds like it's doing its job of filtering out the lazy. "Click on sixty things? I can't do that without at least two naps!"
If I were desperate enough for an Olive Garden job, I wouldn't bother with an application that wastes my time like this. Plenty of other shit places to apply to that won't make me jump through hoops.
 
I'm about to make you hate the whole thing even more: the entire principle is bullshit. The only reason they do anything post resume submission is to hook you emotionally as to having put effort forth to obtain the position when it's offered. It's meant to curtail you asking for anything higher than the offer, and finally it's meant to prey on your own equity in time: "I participated therefore I deserve this position".

It's just predatory behavior that's common with employers these days. The "wanting ppl to fall in line" schtick is a midwits take on a system when they're totally ok with with what's going on.
 
nothing new, i remember applying to entry level positions online 10 years ago and they had test like these.
and yes, it is absolute horse manure how companies will be desperate for employees or have a shortage but their hiring process is this cucked. i just wanted a simple retail job to make money so i could afford vidya, why did they act like i was trying to apply for a job as a nuclear technician or something?
 
Sounds like it's doing its job of filtering out the lazy. "Click on sixty things? I can't do that without at least two naps!"
But it also filters out the ones who want to get to the actual hands-on-material work instead of wasting time on something completely extraneous and obviously done just to award a contract to an outside vendor.... If I saw this? It'd be a big red flag for me that this company is not worth my time because it's probably riddled with dozens of other productivity-sucking directives and there's probably multiple tiers of management above me when only one is needed, making every simple request an exercise in hoop-jumping and frustration.


When I was a kid, the "personality test" part of every application was "have you been convicted of a felony?"

And the "do you really want to work here and be a REAL team player?" question was answered "yes" by picking up the application.

This whole "personality test" bullcrap is adding extra unneeded steps to the process solely so one of the tens of thousands of useless graduates the colleges pumped out in the late 00's and early 10's can run their own business from home as "consultants" and all the smart workers, the ones you SHOULD be hiring, can see it and are saying "The Hell with this" -


The reason I'd refuse to do a kindergarten-level "name these animals" test as part of getting a minimum wage part time job isn't because I'm too lazy to check the box for "Giraffe" , it's because it's a fucking insult to do that to a 30 year old dude who is applying to put boxes on a truck.....
 
I've been applying for jobs lately and every single fucking one I've gotten past the "give them my resume" stage, they've had me do some 30-45 minute long personality test. I haven't seen one like this, but I assume it's equally absurd. This shit has been really pissing me off.
Any job that asked more from me than my Resume and the basic information to do a background check I just stopped doing it and looked for other jobs to apply for.

I did not have the time, patience or frankly interest working for a business that demanded that much from a simple application when I was job hunting.
Sounds like it's doing its job of filtering out the lazy. "Click on sixty things? I can't do that without at least two naps!"
Sure, but it also filters people who don't want to put in so much time and effort applying for a job they are likely not even going to get. I sure as fuck wasn't lazy when I was job hunting at the entry level, fuck I was doing something like 20-30 applications a day, but I refused to do those pointless quizzes because it was too much effort for no real perceived gain when plenty of other jobs didn't require that nonsense for the same work.
 
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Any job that asked more from me than my Resume and the basic information to do a background check I just stopped doing and looked for other jobs to apply for.

I did not have the time, patience or frankly interest working for a business that demanded that much from a simple application when I was job hunting.
I don't either but at this point I don't care. None of these places are calling me back or even wanting an interview. I even applied to work at the local McDonald's, application in person as well as online, and I got a "we'll be in touch."

I mean, what the fuck?
 
I will not take the fucking zog test. I absolutely refuse.
You and me both.
and the basic information to do a background check
Last job I applied for had an outsourced background check and they were absolutely useless. They kept coming back and saying stuff like ‘we can’t find your degree’ or ‘what is the name of the HR contact at the place you worked twenty years back.’ How the fuck would I know. That’s their job isn’t it?
I gave them a scan of the certificates, directed them to the webpages of all the companies and told them to deal with it as that’s their job, (no I do not have a number it was a few decades back…) magically they found I’d told them the truth after that. But it was a total pain of a process to go through. Not even for enhanced security stuff, just checking degrees and work history. It nearly made me tell them to call it a day.
 
I've been applying for jobs lately and every single fucking one I've gotten past the "give them my resume" stage, they've had me do some 30-45 minute long personality test. I haven't seen one like this, but I assume it's equally absurd. This shit has been really pissing me off.
I have done the ones with the Blue Man named Ash. The reddit poster wasn't able to see the text above the images on mobile, so the Me/Not Me stuff seemed more random than it actually was.

That's not to say it's a good test, but it's a browser incompatibility issue. Not that the company that designed it gives a shit, I'm sure.
 
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I don't either but at this point I don't care. None of these places are calling me back or even wanting an interview. I even applied to work at the local McDonald's, application in person as well as online, and I got a "we'll be in touch."

I mean, what the fuck?
i feel you. back when i was NEET and was trying to not be NEET anymore i had the same experience. like nigga why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job? it's just stacking boxes at retail or working a counter at a gas station. but apparently a HS degree, no criminal background, and a willingness to work means im not qualified for that or something.

it was really disheartening, i just wanted to stop being a neet and be a normal person with a job, but i guess because im not a black guy with 10 felonies i have to be stuck with no income. so much for my white privilege.
 
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