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Step aside, Na’vi version of Sigourney Weaver: A new blue avatar is becoming famous. If you apply to one of several large corporations today, you might see a blue guy that looks like the Walmart version of Disney’s wide-eyed style of animation. No, it’s not a company mascot; it’s actually part of your evaluation.

The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies. Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre, but also a bit insulting.

The blue people are courtesy of Paradox.ai, which boasts several billion-dollar companies as clients, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Citizens, and more. It’s worth noting that not all of the clients of Paradox.ai use the personality test feature, as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M, and CVS Health all confirm. Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop—a long, bizarre personality test—is being placed in front of applicants considering many of these same companies claim to suffer a staffing shortage.

“Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash,” tweets Emanual Maiberg, who first reported on said quiz in a larger piece for 404 Media.

Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin. Although economists maintain that we’re in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in part because of extraneous quizzes and interviews. Just last year, the average time it took to hire an employee reached a record high of 44 days, per Josh Bersin Company and AMS.

“Companies are quick to fire and then are very slow to hire,” says Dan Schawbel, managing partner at Workplace Intelligence, comparing the current situation to the job market coming out of the 2008 recession.

The long, winding, blue road to an Olive Garden job
Let’s say you decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden. One of the first things you’ll see is an A.I. chatbot named Olivia (named after, and using the likeness of, the Paradox’s founder’s fiancée).

After answering a couple of screening questions, you’ll get a pop-up for the personality assessment, illustrated with weird blue humanoids. The personality quiz itself will tell you there’s “not one right answer,” but to look at the picture and either click “me” or “not me” if the depiction of the blue avatar describes how you might act, or feel. You’ll see a bunch of slides like this, featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake, or engaging in artistic endeavors. The process culminates with the AI system telling you your Big 5 personality traits. Many have commented on Maiberg’s tweet to discuss how dystopian these tests feel. Some suggest not being honest on the tests, as answers can be used against you.

Part of the whole process is seeing if you’ll be a willing cog in the machine or rage against it. Companies often shirk applicants that aren’t personality fits “because they don’t want this person that they’re hiring to shake things up. They really want someone to fall in line with the status quo,” says Schawbel.

Dr. Heather Myers, chief IO psychologist at Traitify by Paradox (the official name of the personality test), tells Fortune the personality test can be done in under two minutes, claiming the competition rates for their tests are “significantly higher” than other assessments and that turnover has decreased by up to 25% for Paradox’s clients. Myers says Paradox’s goal is to “simplify the hiring process and remove friction for job applicants,” and that while it’s not meant to eliminate a company’s human decision-making process, automation can help neutralize dead ends and create a more efficient job system.

But in attempting to alleviate employers’ frustration, Paradox is stirring employee frustration—it’s a bit of a paradox, if you will. The test is a way to filter out applicants, according to Schawbel. Adding that it’s a way of seeing who really wants the gig by “put[ting] individuals through the gauntlet,” he explains it “weeds out a lot of people.”

“Paradox was created entirely because we were frustrated by the experience of finding and getting jobs, too,” Adam Godson, Paradox’s president and chief product officer says. “So, we fully appreciate the job seeker perspective.” He added that there’s been too much friction and obstacles in the hiring process at many companies, and that Traitify is a way to take out those obstacles and conflict.

But if one side of the relationship is this irritated, obviously something is wrong. “The goal is, how do we make the entire hiring process good for employers and employees,” says Schawbel. “And if it’s only good for one party, then it’s a broken matchmaking system, or broken hiring system.” He adds that a long process creates more frustration, as burnt out employees are overburdened while they wait for help.


Worker shortage or picky employers?
Despite Paradox’s asserted intentions, the personality tests seem to have struck a chord with people, and not in a good way.

A prospective software engineer for FedEx went viral after posting screenshots of Paradox’s “bizarre personality test” to Reddit, voicing their frustration about “how blatantly prejudicial this type of thing is.” The applicant said they withdrew their application, having felt unrepresented by the results and areas of the test saying they had room to grow.

Another user posted about the same test that Olive Garden gave them. “Man I just want a dishwasher job,” they said. Someone in the comment section asserted, “this is just my opinion, but companies cant [sic] find anyone to hire anymore because they have set their standards so stupidly high that no one seems worth while.”

Indeed, companies are adding these personality tests “for a reason, because they can get away with it,” says Schawbel, explaining that, even if they cry hiring shortage wolf, they are getting enough qualified applicants to want to filter some out. It means that both within the white-collar and blue collar fields, application processes are feeling increasingly long and tiring. And that doesn’t come without consequences. These candidates who have a bad experience are also more likely to be deterred from applying again to the company, to complain about it on social media, and also avoid said company for services in their personal lives, he adds, pointing to past research and studies.

Over the last couple of years, companies in the retail and hospitality sectors (the sectors in which Paradox has many clients)) have complained of staffing issues. During The Great Resignation, many workers left their jobs to find opportunities with less stressful working conditions and greater pay.

But the companies complaining it’s hard to hire and retain right now aren’t making applicants’ lives any easier as they deliver a slew of questions, quizzes, and interviews for jobs that don’t even offer competitive wages. Interview processes have gotten longer in general, according to experts from CNBC Make It. As for the hiring managers, “maybe they’re being too picky. But they don’t think they are,” Schawbel says.

It’s just part of the process, if you ask Olive Garden. “This is one of many ways our restaurant leaders assess candidates to ensure they have the right people in the right roles — which sets our team members up for success and provides great guest experiences,” a spokesperson for Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden, said in a statement to Fortune.

Still, tired job applicants are understandably feeling a bit bristled by having to take the time to pretend to want to work somewhere. “Just in case you’re wondering, it’s absolute hell trying to get jobs of any kind out here, and that’s why half of America is struggling to pay rent (including me),” one person said, quote-tweeting Maiberg’s post.

“I think we’re going to reach a breaking point in labor soon. employers have gone completely off the rails and people are exhausted,” a Twitter user claimed. Americans are feeling disenchanted by their jobs and staring down the barrel of a long job market, these personality tests are all enough to leave us feeling, well … blue.

 
I think it's funny pseudoscientific "personality tests" are acceptable when hiring someone but IQ tests are forbidden.
I've never seen one of these tests but as I was reading the thread in the back of my mind I was wondering if there was a covert algorithmic IQ/nationality/political affiliation filtering/identification agenda buried in these things...

That's my schizo side talking but I've learned not to completely ignore it.
 
The last time I was applying for jobs many outright said they were afraid of hireing someone who is not on social media. And now this.
That's nuts. What, do they think those people are even MORE obnoxious than the idiots who show their ass (sometimes literally) on Instagram?
Probatation lol? It's 'right to work' which means 'right to be fired for any or no reason at anytime'. Sometimes they'll come up with a pretense to get rid of someone, often not really unless they're a protected class.
Maybe I am just misunderstanding, but if they are discriminating, they usually obfuscate it by claiming this one thing you did that one time proves you're not a team player.
 
Maybe I am just misunderstanding, but if they are discriminating, they usually obfuscate it by claiming this one thing you did that one time proves you're not a team player.
What they try to do is put you first in line for a layoff to avoid any chance of lawsuits. If they don't like you for any reason, they'll put you on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP) for a few weeks then fire you with cause for literally anything, that way they don't have to pay severance or any unemployment benefits, only COBRA. If you see people getting PIPs it's a good time to leave on your own, cause that's their loophole for getting rid of people with the least amount of benefits paid.
 
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Really brings home how fucking stupid it all is
 
Employers were jerking people around like this well before the pandemic even started. I was getting "ghost job" interviews and being asked to drive 7 hours to answer questions CLEARLY indicated on my resume back in 2013... and this was for jobs that require a professional qualification, not fucking Olive Garden.
Ghost jobs were created as a way to fight back against the 'jeets mass-spamming job application systems. So blame the poos for that shit because they literally caused it.

I suspect the personality tests might also be motivated by that problem, too.
 
Good god, I'm so glad I started my company and am not required to jump through hoops to be allowed to wash dishes at Olive Garden. Don't they just hire illegals anyway? How do they even interpret this test questions accurately of they barley speak English?

I will never advocate for the alternative but, if you had the choice between struggling to get a min wage job as dishwasher or just supporting yourself illegally, as in petty crime and fraud and such, who the fuck would bother to even apply to the Olive Garden?
 
Absolute horse manure how companies will be desperate for employees or have a shortage but their hiring process is this cucked
"We can't find workers!"
Why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job?
Pretty sure the answer to this is already known:

3. They're planning on hiring someone using the H1R Visa shit so they can underpay them, but are required to look for domestic employees before they're allowed to get immigrants. Obviously they won't hire anyone domestically - it's just there to satisfy the red tape requirements.
And the super secret 5th option reserved for Platinum H.R.: They are not hiring at all, the ads exist merely to pretend that they are so they can claim growth on quarterly reviews.

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TL: DR It's just a way for them to erode working rights, import infinity niggers to prop up the failing economy, and enrich themselves.
 
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I hate any interview process that makes you suck the corporate cock. "ooh, why do you want to work here?", because you advertised a vacancy and you will pay me money. I'm not going to get up every morning and say some gay ass corporate statement of belonging, nor has it been my life's ambition to work at your shitty company.

Imagine doing that to a plumber you called up. "why do you want to unclog my shitty toilet? do you agree with my values?", fuck off.
 
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I was expecting something more cartoonish. This is impresively shit. The blue isn't even that good, it looks like it was painted on badly and the pain is coming off at points.

Why even make it blue? What the fuck is the idea behind this? Were they scared of having a regular human cartoon and having people remember they are human beings? Why make it even a human then? WHY BLUE?

I wanna kill everyone who worked on this.
 
I've had to take a PI behavioral assessment before, I find it highly unnecessary and a waste of time. Corporate should have no play in hiring at individual locations. They also had me take it after the interviewer said I was hired, which is retarded.
 
I was expecting something more cartoonish. This is impresively shit. The blue isn't even that good, it looks like it was painted on badly and the pain is coming off at points.

Why even make it blue? What the fuck is the idea behind this? Were they scared of having a regular human cartoon and having people remember they are human beings? Why make it even a human then? WHY BLUE?

I wanna kill everyone who worked on this.
ANY display of an ACTUAL human means they could be sued for their "discriminatory training materials" at some point down the line, so the "best" option is to make the character a literal inhuman.
 
HR is such a special role, in that these people are almost always out of their depth when it comes to the actual job they interview for.
When is HR not out of their depth? Have you ever had an interaction with HR, for any reason, that left you feeling you'd just had a productive discussion with a competent human being? I might have had one or two, but I can't remember any.

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Oh no, Corporate Memphis has gone 3D :(
 
i feel you. back when i was NEET and was trying to not be NEET anymore i had the same experience. like nigga why is it so difficult for a normal white guy to get an entry level job? it's just stacking boxes at retail or working a counter at a gas station. but apparently a HS degree, no criminal background, and a willingness to work means im not qualified for that or something.

it was really disheartening, i just wanted to stop being a neet and be a normal person with a job, but i guess because im not a black guy with 10 felonies i have to be stuck with no income. so much for my white privilege.
It is not even new. When I was starting out it was impossible to get a job and we are talking 20 years ago. I ended up going to a temp agency. I guess they just did not really care because they were looking to churn through people. First placement hired me like two weeks after I started. I had applied to work for them a couple of months before the placement.

Corporate stupidity knows no bounds. I still deal with it all these years later but now it is in a totally different way.
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That one bligger is clearly trying to serve me poison balls.

Whenever you think things cannot possibly get more retarded someone crashes through the bedrock.
 
I hate any interview process that makes you suck the corporate cock. "ooh, why do you want to work here?", because you advertised a vacancy and you will pay me money. I'm not going to get up every morning and say some gay ass corporate statement of belonging, nor has it been my life's ambition to work at your shitty company.

Imagine doing that to a plumber you called up. "why do you want to unclog my shitty toilet? do you agree with my values?", fuck off.
yeah, i want to shoot anyone who does that. the autist in me is revolting at how we cant give the straight answer of just wanting a paycheck. i dont care about your corporate mission statement, or the culture, or whatever, i just need to pay my bills.

it hasnt always been my dream to work here, i dont believe that your business is some huge fundamental force for good and improving everyone's lives,and i certainly dont think your nonsense HR corporate statemetn aligns wiht my personal life, im just looking for a steady job.
 
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