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Step aside, Na’vi version of Sigourney Weaver: A new blue avatar is becoming famous. If you apply to one of several large corporations today, you might see a blue guy that looks like the Walmart version of Disney’s wide-eyed style of animation. No, it’s not a company mascot; it’s actually part of your evaluation.

The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies. Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre, but also a bit insulting.

The blue people are courtesy of Paradox.ai, which boasts several billion-dollar companies as clients, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Citizens, and more. It’s worth noting that not all of the clients of Paradox.ai use the personality test feature, as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M, and CVS Health all confirm. Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop—a long, bizarre personality test—is being placed in front of applicants considering many of these same companies claim to suffer a staffing shortage.

“Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash,” tweets Emanual Maiberg, who first reported on said quiz in a larger piece for 404 Media.

Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin. Although economists maintain that we’re in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in part because of extraneous quizzes and interviews. Just last year, the average time it took to hire an employee reached a record high of 44 days, per Josh Bersin Company and AMS.

“Companies are quick to fire and then are very slow to hire,” says Dan Schawbel, managing partner at Workplace Intelligence, comparing the current situation to the job market coming out of the 2008 recession.

The long, winding, blue road to an Olive Garden job
Let’s say you decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden. One of the first things you’ll see is an A.I. chatbot named Olivia (named after, and using the likeness of, the Paradox’s founder’s fiancée).

After answering a couple of screening questions, you’ll get a pop-up for the personality assessment, illustrated with weird blue humanoids. The personality quiz itself will tell you there’s “not one right answer,” but to look at the picture and either click “me” or “not me” if the depiction of the blue avatar describes how you might act, or feel. You’ll see a bunch of slides like this, featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake, or engaging in artistic endeavors. The process culminates with the AI system telling you your Big 5 personality traits. Many have commented on Maiberg’s tweet to discuss how dystopian these tests feel. Some suggest not being honest on the tests, as answers can be used against you.

Part of the whole process is seeing if you’ll be a willing cog in the machine or rage against it. Companies often shirk applicants that aren’t personality fits “because they don’t want this person that they’re hiring to shake things up. They really want someone to fall in line with the status quo,” says Schawbel.

Dr. Heather Myers, chief IO psychologist at Traitify by Paradox (the official name of the personality test), tells Fortune the personality test can be done in under two minutes, claiming the competition rates for their tests are “significantly higher” than other assessments and that turnover has decreased by up to 25% for Paradox’s clients. Myers says Paradox’s goal is to “simplify the hiring process and remove friction for job applicants,” and that while it’s not meant to eliminate a company’s human decision-making process, automation can help neutralize dead ends and create a more efficient job system.

But in attempting to alleviate employers’ frustration, Paradox is stirring employee frustration—it’s a bit of a paradox, if you will. The test is a way to filter out applicants, according to Schawbel. Adding that it’s a way of seeing who really wants the gig by “put[ting] individuals through the gauntlet,” he explains it “weeds out a lot of people.”

“Paradox was created entirely because we were frustrated by the experience of finding and getting jobs, too,” Adam Godson, Paradox’s president and chief product officer says. “So, we fully appreciate the job seeker perspective.” He added that there’s been too much friction and obstacles in the hiring process at many companies, and that Traitify is a way to take out those obstacles and conflict.

But if one side of the relationship is this irritated, obviously something is wrong. “The goal is, how do we make the entire hiring process good for employers and employees,” says Schawbel. “And if it’s only good for one party, then it’s a broken matchmaking system, or broken hiring system.” He adds that a long process creates more frustration, as burnt out employees are overburdened while they wait for help.


Worker shortage or picky employers?
Despite Paradox’s asserted intentions, the personality tests seem to have struck a chord with people, and not in a good way.

A prospective software engineer for FedEx went viral after posting screenshots of Paradox’s “bizarre personality test” to Reddit, voicing their frustration about “how blatantly prejudicial this type of thing is.” The applicant said they withdrew their application, having felt unrepresented by the results and areas of the test saying they had room to grow.

Another user posted about the same test that Olive Garden gave them. “Man I just want a dishwasher job,” they said. Someone in the comment section asserted, “this is just my opinion, but companies cant [sic] find anyone to hire anymore because they have set their standards so stupidly high that no one seems worth while.”

Indeed, companies are adding these personality tests “for a reason, because they can get away with it,” says Schawbel, explaining that, even if they cry hiring shortage wolf, they are getting enough qualified applicants to want to filter some out. It means that both within the white-collar and blue collar fields, application processes are feeling increasingly long and tiring. And that doesn’t come without consequences. These candidates who have a bad experience are also more likely to be deterred from applying again to the company, to complain about it on social media, and also avoid said company for services in their personal lives, he adds, pointing to past research and studies.

Over the last couple of years, companies in the retail and hospitality sectors (the sectors in which Paradox has many clients)) have complained of staffing issues. During The Great Resignation, many workers left their jobs to find opportunities with less stressful working conditions and greater pay.

But the companies complaining it’s hard to hire and retain right now aren’t making applicants’ lives any easier as they deliver a slew of questions, quizzes, and interviews for jobs that don’t even offer competitive wages. Interview processes have gotten longer in general, according to experts from CNBC Make It. As for the hiring managers, “maybe they’re being too picky. But they don’t think they are,” Schawbel says.

It’s just part of the process, if you ask Olive Garden. “This is one of many ways our restaurant leaders assess candidates to ensure they have the right people in the right roles — which sets our team members up for success and provides great guest experiences,” a spokesperson for Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden, said in a statement to Fortune.

Still, tired job applicants are understandably feeling a bit bristled by having to take the time to pretend to want to work somewhere. “Just in case you’re wondering, it’s absolute hell trying to get jobs of any kind out here, and that’s why half of America is struggling to pay rent (including me),” one person said, quote-tweeting Maiberg’s post.

“I think we’re going to reach a breaking point in labor soon. employers have gone completely off the rails and people are exhausted,” a Twitter user claimed. Americans are feeling disenchanted by their jobs and staring down the barrel of a long job market, these personality tests are all enough to leave us feeling, well … blue.

 
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Really brings home how fucking stupid it all is
Thank you for reminding me of this faggotry:

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When is HR not out of their depth? Have you ever had an interaction with HR, for any reason, that left you feeling you'd just had a productive discussion with a competent human being? I might have had one or two, but I can't remember any.
I can't say I have, no.

But I guess they do OK when it comes to getting admin or sales staff.

Everybody knows it's an imperfect system. It's just acceptable because it's a fucking horrible job to do for most people who have skills in anything else.

If you were any good and interested in the job, you would be making bank as a recruiter, not slaving as HR.

HR is just basically there to screen people first, then take care of admin and daily office stuff. It's a better use of qualified people's time not to have to deal with this kind of things.

People sometimes make it sound like they are rain makers, but HR is nothing but admin with minimal level of power in most structures. At least it used to be.
 
I can't say I have, no.

But I guess they do OK when it comes to getting admin or sales staff.

Everybody knows it's an imperfect system. It's just acceptable because it's a fucking horrible job to do for most people who have skills in anything else.

If you were any good and interested in the job, you would be making bank as a recruiter, not slaving as HR.

HR is just basically there to screen people first, then take care of admin and daily office stuff. It's a better use of qualified people's time not to have to deal with this kind of things.

People sometimes make it sound like they are rain makers, but HR is nothing but admin with minimal level of power in most structures. At least it used to be.
HR is pretty powerful at some companies I've seen. And 50% of "why they're there" is to protect the company from lawsuits.
 
yeah, i want to shoot anyone who does that. the autist in me is revolting at how we cant give the straight answer of just wanting a paycheck. i dont care about your corporate mission statement, or the culture, or whatever, i just need to pay my bills.

it hasnt always been my dream to work here, i dont believe that your business is some huge fundamental force for good and improving everyone's lives,and i certainly dont think your nonsense HR corporate statemetn aligns wiht my personal life, im just looking for a steady job.
Even saying what they want to hear isn't a guarantee of getting the job. It's such a waste of time, but that's by design.
HR is pretty powerful at some companies I've seen. And 50% of "why they're there" is to protect the company from lawsuits.
Yup. HR is not there for you - they're there to cover the company's ass. They are not your friend.
 
HR is pretty powerful at some companies I've seen. And 50% of "why they're there" is to protect the company from lawsuits.
The bigger the company, the more powerful because you can't as easily go past them. But in smaller structures, which is most companies I think, I would not say as much.

Like you say, they are here to make sure everything is good and act in the best interest of the company from an admin level. They are supposed to keep up with the different laws they may have to deal with, like visa application, minimum salaries, legal requirements etc.... Still closer to admin than it is from the legal department.
 
I'm about to make you hate the whole thing even more: the entire principle is bullshit. The only reason they do anything post resume submission is to hook you emotionally as to having put effort forth to obtain the position when it's offered. It's meant to curtail you asking for anything higher than the offer, and finally it's meant to prey on your own equity in time: "I participated therefore I deserve this position".
This. It's not about hiring better candidates, if anything this is actually going to do the opposite. Smart people won't bother. They're fishing for cheaper labor by filtering out smarter people who won't put up arguments. Only the desperate and bottom of the barrel will put up with this. Anyone with any better use of their time won't bother with these quizzes.
 
Ghost jobs were created as a way to fight back against the 'jeets mass-spamming job application systems. So blame the poos for that shit because they literally caused it.
This does not stop Indians from spamming job boards in any way. Companies want them because they don't demand as much as whites. Ghost jobs were clearly made to improve company perception and collect resumes. Do not come here and make baseless, unfounded claims.
 
3 pages and no one posted the little blue people? I think it's important to see them
Really brings home how fucking stupid it all is
This is a rejected prototype asset from Disney's movie Onward last year and you cannot convince me otherwise. They DO sell unused assets if they can package them.

First placement hired me like two weeks after I started. I had applied to work for them a couple of months before the placement.
Websites like Indeed and LinkedIn were never meant to help you get employed. They were meant to thin the herd.

Thank you for reminding me of this faggotry:
Nevermind. You beat me to the punch. But it probably is an actual unused asset from this movie. Every aspect of its design looks like something out of this movie.
 
It's just predatory behavior that's common with employers these days. The "wanting ppl to fall in line" schtick is a midwits take on a system when they're totally ok with with what's going on.
The entire hiring process is full of gaslighting I'm surprised people still work.

Literally the process before getting a job is hostile. Imagine while working.
 
They started using those fucking tests back in the 1990's.

I went in to apply for a job in the mall and they had me take some kind of fucking psychiatric/personality test on a computer. For a mall job.

Ever since then, if they give me those, I answer like a sociopath. In the interview when they ask the personal questions, I just fucking leave. Don't say a word, just get up and leave. Fuck you, I'm not here to be friends. Give me my paycheck so I can go away.

These fucking tests are supposed to weed out shooters, problems, people who might have self-esteem, have any self-worth, or might not put up with stupid shit.
 
I hate any interview process that makes you suck the corporate cock. "ooh, why do you want to work here?", because you advertised a vacancy and you will pay me money. I'm not going to get up every morning and say some gay ass corporate statement of belonging, nor has it been my life's ambition to work at your shitty company.

Imagine doing that to a plumber you called up. "why do you want to unclog my shitty toilet? do you agree with my values?", fuck off.
So I shouldn't make the nice man who plows my drive swear a blood oath to me on pain of losing his first-born child?

I started out teaching in a district that required even student teachers to pass a 120-question personality test. The test was difficult, but if answered the questions like Chris Traeger on speed you had a chance. It was timed, I believe.

Example: A student starts to assault you brutally. What do you do?

A) Defend yourself and relocate the class
B) Sing Kumbayah and group hug
 
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I loved how Linked-In was pushed super-hard on us when I was in college.
We're in post profit clown world. The profits and work you do don't matter, just perceived growth by dumb investors. Their motto and ploy is to dump money, re-invest it. If they lose, cry to daddy government to give them more.
 
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