Why are Reddit Subs so annoyingly "QuIrKy1!!!"

[NoReturn]

If I say something dumb here, no amount of stickers will make it more or less visible to other people. The upvote/downvote system does do that, so you're incentivized to say things that will "sell" well in order to get engagement.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Reddit is infested with mentally & emotionally stunted nonpersons who never got over the Obama era ending, to the point where they were willing to resort to subterfuge & violence to force the world to keep pretending they never ended.

 

[Endless Torment]

If I say something dumb here, no amount of stickers will make it more or less visible to other people.

Well there is the highlight feature that will increase the visibility of both good and really retarded posts.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Every corner of the Internet, if around long enough, will develop its own vernacular and dialect. We have it here, the soyjackers have their own, as does pReddit. The problem with pReddit is that it's an amalgamation of the worst corners of the internet, all glopped together with an incentive for group think through karma and overmoderation from their tranny overlords. How many fucking times do we need to see an "And my axe?" or "I also choose this guy's wife" post? Followed by the inevitable "updoots" and "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" follow-ups? It's al fake and gay, and just a game to get the highest karma and internet fame.

The best thing about KiwiFarms is that most of us realize that made up funny internet points are meaningless, and Null&Co. don't censor, outside of excessive shitting up of threads or outright fedposting. And the thumbnails, don't forget the thumbnails.

Youtube comments are pretty much the same. Every time you see a clip of a movie with a villain in it there's always 500 people saying: "Remember, if you hate the character it just means the actor did such a great job!" Like they can't bear seeing any kind of negativity without trying to counter it with their own positivity.

Which is crazy, Jewtube comments used to be the wild west of the Internet, to the point it was a meme, mentioned in comedy routines, and notorious trolls even were mentioned on nightly news pieces about cyber bullying. Ever since Google dug their claws in and did a mass deletion and censorship of anything that they deemed wrongthink, it's just become a other bland and sanitized corporate product.

 

[PaleTay]

It's because every intelligent comment gets dogpiled by the most moronic and pedantic people on the planet, this is true of many hobby forums but Reddit has an even lower bar than average. It's not just that it's a waste of time and effort to argue with idiots, it's that they will get verifiable facts wrong and expect a citation and paragraph for every counterpoint so it takes ages to get to the actual point of the conversation.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I think you have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a cartoon japanese schoolgirl who you probably are cosplaying as while you type this cuckbrained post. If you don't want him to chime in, don't talk about him. You don't get to prevent him from doing so. The Hulkster lives rent free in your head, weeaboo faggot.

I didn't call for your man dude
If you're gay for some dude, that's okay, but leave me out of your relationship drama
I won't steal him from you

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Reddit has just become the septic tank that the lowest common denominator of pretentious narcissistic pander hungry circle jerking terminally online retards with horrible senses of humor inevitably fall into as old clown sites like tumblr become less and less popular and their dog shit "you didn't actually break any posted rules but we're too lazy to do our job properly so fuck you anyway" site moderators are a perfect representation of their target demographic of "worthless piece of shit who can't do anything right yet still think they're superior to others".

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Reddit has just become the septic tank that the lowest common denominator of pretentious narcissistic pander hungry circle jerking terminally online retards with horrible senses of humor inevitably fall into as old clown sites like tumblr become less and less popular and their dog shit "you didn't actually break any posted rules but we're too lazy to do our job properly so fuck you anyway" site moderators are a perfect representation of their target demographic of "worthless piece of shit who can't do anything right yet still think they're superior to others".

I'd skip most of those and just say "reddit is baby's first secret smol society". Someone will break out of facebook, find reddit, see some r/heckinchunguskittiesinknitsweaters subreddit and think "I found my people". Ever feel like you wasted your life? Imagine those thousands of people writing the 2458th comment to a post, thinking anyone is gonna read it. That shit is sad.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Reddit is the way it is because it's basically a bunch of Hollywood Hogan's agreeing with eachother.