Why are the DSP Board's users the most miserable on Kiwi Farms? - Discussing why the DSP subforum users are total faggots.

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Like seriously. They are generally some of the most miserable faggots on the forum. They complain about forum users coming into their gay retarded subforum, they don't integrate into the forum's culture like the rest of the users, they're hostile to anyone who isn't a part of their shitty little clique of niggers bitching about a channel that has long since peaked, and they have a perpetual log up their fucking ass. Why is the DSP subforum like this?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Why does he still need his own board is probably the better question

 

[D.A. d. nial]

Because, moreso than any other subforum on this site, are both projecting onto and envying their lolcow. They hate Phil because they both are Phil and will never be Phil. It causes a skitz in their brains, that someone can be just like them and have (e)celebrity status. Phil proves that they can make it, fuck it up repeatedly, still make it somehow and outlast everyone and they hate that.

They're the hateful equivilent of Sweetie Squad/Jim Fans. Where neither Jim nor Phil really count as lolcows on their own by all standards, it's their haters/fans that really make up the focal point of their threads. Really, both threads belong in Community Watch.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Phil keeps winning.

 

[Londo]

Become they're filthy fucking yanks THAT CAN'T COPE WITH THE KING.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

I still remember when Null tried locking the DSP thread a couple of months ago and the shitstorm that was generated because of it. That was a funny fiasco to watch. At least they mostly stay in their little zone so if you ignore his subforum, you'll ignore 99% of its users.

Become they're filthy fucking yanks THAT CAN'T COPE WITH THE KING.

I thought DSP was born in Connecticut.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Null should delete the DSP section as there's a fundamental difference in what we find interesting in lolcows compared to most of the site now.

1) KF has become more about shitting on actually terrible people like child abusers, sexual freaks, trannies, etc... DSP is a stupid asshole always e-begging, lying about pedantic nonsense, and sucks at games. He's relatively harmless which we all agree on. If you think that's no longer worthy of lolcow status, then remove his section.

2) DSP haters generally dislike that he constantly begs for money, cries poor and is scummy about his grifting ways. The rest of this board has generally accepted extracting money from parasocial fools is now normal behavior. The Sektur is known for it. Null himself is in this group asking for money now. This board has plenty of people wasting money on Chris Chan's garbage. I don't see either side budging here.

 

[Lithuophile]

Null should release the dox of every user who posts in the DSP subforum and make a community watch thread for DSP alogs.

 

[Double Taps]

Null should delete the DSP section as there's a fundamental difference in what we find interesting in lolcows compared to most of the site now.

1) KF has become more about shitting on actually terrible people like child abusers, sexual freaks, trannies, etc... DSP is a stupid asshole always e-begging, lying about pedantic nonsense, and sucks at games. He's relatively harmless which we all agree on. If you think that's no longer worthy of lolcow status, then remove his section.

2) DSP haters generally dislike that he constantly begs for money, cries poor and is scummy about his grifting ways. The rest of this board has generally accepted extracting money from parasocial fools is now normal behavior. The Sektur is known for it. Null himself is in this group asking for money now. This board has plenty of people wasting money on Chris Chan's garbage. I don't see either side budging here.

I dont think DSP deserves a clean slate from the farms. While I agree he's harmless in the sense that he isn't imminently doing damage to the degree you describe, he's a fucking idiot who did a lot of dumb shit.

A lot of the people who have a hate cock for him were at one point one of his own. He still shows a pattern of shedding fractions of his fan base that turn into detractors. It's also how the Fred Fuchs ordeal blossomed, and that in itself was a fucking clownfest. From a retard, many other retards bloomed and continue to manifest through the pignosis.

No, there is still milk to be pulled.

 

[BlastMonk]

I would ask 'How are the DSP board users the most miserable on Kiwi Farms?' I don't get how people talking about DSP get singled out when the discussions are the same for him as other lolcows. I don't understand the idea Phil isn't a lolcow and should have his board deleted. There's other lolcows that are more normal and boring than Phil and no one wants their threads deleted. He's very dumb, has no life beyond his streams, confuses his wife for his mum, calls his pet cat his son, is so entitled to other peoples money hes begaun to refuse to play a game until he recvieves money, its funny to see his twist in logic as he begs and is just so fucking weird over every little thing.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

From what I understand, he keeps getting away with it, and he also keeps outliving other, more deserving people.

 

[JimiHendrix]

he's fat and it upsets me.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Null should delete the DSP section as there's a fundamental difference in what we find interesting in lolcows compared to most of the site now.

1) KF has become more about shitting on actually terrible people like child abusers, sexual freaks, trannies, etc... DSP is a stupid asshole always e-begging, lying about pedantic nonsense, and sucks at games. He's relatively harmless which we all agree on. If you think that's no longer worthy of lolcow status, then remove his section.

2) DSP haters generally dislike that he constantly begs for money, cries poor and is scummy about his grifting ways. The rest of this board has generally accepted extracting money from parasocial fools is now normal behavior. The Sektur is known for it. Null himself is in this group asking for money now. This board has plenty of people wasting money on Chris Chan's garbage. I don't see either side budging here.

I think the DSP a-logging has some historical value at least, even if most people know better know better now and he's reformed his image through the Casino, DSP is a classic cow who's been well known for at least a decade.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

dsp is a dark reflection of our innermost selves. we hate him because we are him. but with the ongoing Great Felting of 2024 he's become the wholesome anticow that we've all secretly known him to be all along. It's time to face the facts; he finally won. we should just delete the board and try to learn from this and move on.

 

[stupid frog]

THE FORUM IS SEKTOR TERRITORY, IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE CORN

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

DSP did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. They can't handle that.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Because DSP is boring 99% of the time, I disagree with the talk that he isn't a lolcow, but like Chris Chan there's not much lolmilk to ring from his loltits these days.

 

[Preacher ✝]

They hate Phil because they both are Phil and will never be Phil.

This is known as Quantum Phylsics

 

[NaggotFigger]

Why does he still need his own board is probably the better question

The paypigs and the Pigroach detractors always whine to Josh about why the King of Hate board should always be up. Looking at the time when the Phil board was temporarily shut down, the a-logs of Phil gets extremely pissed and starts to piss their pants when they never would be able to post boring streams or talk how much the Pigroach is still the same as ever. 99% of him is just Phil sucks at game and repeat the same thing boringly, which does not warrant lots of milk from a classic Lolcow like him.

He will outlive the rest of lolcows that are ready to put to the pasture, and the a-logs should probably move the fuck on and know that the King of Hate wins.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I don't mind them because they don't shit elsewhere. It's not like some of the A&H/Pol tards who will go to other places and let you know how niggers, women and israel are to blame for everything, everywhere all the time.
I've never seen a DSP tard go to BP and sperg about Phil. Just leave the detractors to their misery and be glad they not only have, but actually stay in, their containment zone.