Off-Topic Why are tranny lolcows fascinating for you?

[Sugriva]

I don't like 'em. Gross.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

There was literally that tranny who got his dick chopped off, started queefing through his neovaginal crevice, and decided to tell the world about it on twitter in extensive detail. Who in their right mind would not find this fascinating?

 

[Blasterman]

I'm transgender, and i should warn people that the people documented here are a ridiculous hyperbole of reality, i know a shit ton of trans people, and i've never heard anyone talk about genital fetishes or how cis women won't sleep with them or things like that, and stuff like this is fascinating simply because it's so ridiculous and detached from reality. Being trans to me is a disgust of my birth gender, and although i'll never be cis i'd rather be viewed as the gender i feel inside than live my life wanting to die and being unable to look in the mirror or live a normal life.

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[umami's milk]

There was literally that tranny who got his dick chopped off, started queefing through his neovaginal crevice, and decided to tell the world about it on twitter in extensive detail. Who in their right mind would not find this fascinating?

LANDON COME BAAAAAAACK

 

[SwanSwanson]

I watch troon lolcows because this site has uncovered lots of dark secrets about the loudest troons out there. For example, this site uncovered Bardfinn, the troon driving Reddit's extreme censorship policies, as a wife beater and a deadbeat dad. It also gave concrete evidence that Keffals is a pedophile and that Tony "erininthemorn" Reed is whining about "the genocide of trans kids" because he's a former Reddit/Discord "egg hatcher".

Sometimes, though, what troons do and say is so absurd that you can't help but laugh.

Keffals is a pedophile!?

 

[I am vomit]

LANDON COME BAAAAAAACK

Some say we can still hear his pussy farts whisper in our ears at night

 

[Victory Leo]

I think its extremely transphobic to think all tranny cows are the same, they might all destroy their lives (and genitals) the same way but they come in a huge variety of mental illnesses and personality disorders!

 

[glass_houses]

I think its extremely transphobic to think all tranny cows are the same, they might all destroy their lives (and genitals) the same way but they come in a huge variety of mental illnesses and personality disorders!

I wouldn't say they come in a huge array of personality disorders. Every single one is a Cluster B.

 

[tardaloo]

I love them precisely because they are all the same (but slightly different). They all think they're so cool and counterculture, but each of them seems to be sharing the same three brain cells. I like predicting people's behavior, and I LOVE being proved right about it.

 

[Satchels_of_Gold]

Fascinating? Is a flaming trainwreck or 10-car pileup in the middle of the fast-lane "fascinating"? Or is it just a giant roadblock with lots of innocent casualties & grotesque mutilated bodies from which you can't look away? (With lots of reeing, to be sure).

Troons are the single biggest and most cringe rising cult in the Western world. I'm interested in Abnormal Psych and they're the living embodiment of Cluster B personality disordered victimizers-masquerading-as-victims. I think we've all been waiting for the Mass Peakening for years now... the tipping point at which society says "Hey, maybe we went a little too far with the puberty blockers in kids & the males in women's prisons & the mass censorship of anyone calling out tranny pedophilia & the letting men beat women's skulls in for sport and, and, and..."

Just wondering what the spark will be that finally sets the shitpile on fire. Any day now.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

For me, tranny lolcows are hilarious because there's a mental duality. They have both a massive self consciousness, and also somehow negative self awareness. They can be linebackers in a dress, john cena in a wig, or canny devito in drag, and other trannies (and oddly, stick shaped bugmen) will clap and proclaim their beauty from the heights of their mom's house.

But at the same time they constantly and obsessively chase positive body image reinforcement from friends and others online, showing that they're constantly upset and mad about not only how bad they look, but also how other people who are not trans or even transitioning can pass when they can't.

You can watch them in any conversation with any person, and within ten replies they will seek or find something to be absolutely assmand about.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

2 years ago I might have described my interest in trannies as fascinated, now its just a mild urge to look on in disgust. We've pretty much psycho analyzed these retards into the dirt, so its a rare event that one of them displays a novel trait, and even then it's usually just a manifestation of another mental illness.

The only one's who hold any real interest for me are the FTM's simply because they've been shielded and coddled so much no one really has a great grasp of their motives, and mental issues. Though even they're approaching the point of total understanding; Trannies are such shallow, vapid, carbon copies of each other that you really can just slot them into one of a few subtlety different categories in a way that you never could with the average person.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

They weren't, until this whole Fart Dominatrix debacle started ramping up. I was happy to peruse the goutsphere, observe thoughts on LTG and Wingo and a handful of other cows, but apparently I'm not allowed to even do that in peace. I must pick a side, and my act of just being here has already removed any trace of doubt in my aggressor's eyes. I'm of the opinion that people with actual, genuine dysphoria are good people who live a life of suffering, but also don't demand representation for themselves at every street corner. They're just people suffering through hard times, trying to make the most of it. And, unfortunately, they're in the minority.
You guys ever see Chris Rock's standup on the difference between black people and Niggas? Think like that, but instead of it being two types of people, it's three: Victims of dysphoria, pedophiliac, grooming scum, and their cult of obedient autogynephilic lapdogs, who I pity almost as much as ACTUAL victims of dysphoria. They're the real victims of this group, the exploited and vulnerable, preyed upon and coerced to sacrifice their own personal half-pound of flesh at the altar, many of which are pulled in by the same tactics used by actual cultists.
I don't necessarily hate Transgendered people, but I fuckin' hate capital T Trannies with a burning passion.
I watch them for the same reason you'd watch a person in the neighborhood who was on the registry: Because you want to know where they're going before they get there, and what they're going to do when they get there.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

I once had a public sector job and everyone kept making reference to this employee that I never saw and I never knew what they did. I eventually figured out why. They were a tranny. They were apparently a whiny cunt about everything and refused to work with anyone, literally to the point where if you talked to them for 30 seconds they would put a complaint in about you to HR. The department got so sick of them that they moved them to the entire other side of the building into basically an old tiny unused gatehouse, and turned it into their fake office. They know if they fired them it would be a lawsuit about muh tranny discrimination so they are just trying to make their job so shitty that they quit on their own. Long before I got into politics at all I just knew that trannies were the biggest fucking useless whiny cunts that nobody needed or asked for. Trannies are by default big huge cunts first and then one day they become trannies either by label or getting an operation. They do it because they think it lets them have a magic card they can pull for when they are being a whiny cunt, which is still always. What's most fascinating to me is how people in general see this shit and try to just say we have to accept everyone no matter what. If you've done nothing in life except whine and get people fired and then went on welfare which is basically like my job's version of trying to pay you to get away from everyone else, you shouldn't have been born.

 

[ConSluttant]

I watch them because I am horrified by them. I am a transwidow and I want to know more of what to look for so I can give ppl examples of what to look out for and what's going to happen.

Trans people are ultimately selfish. Everything is about them and what they perceive and want. Nothing else fits in their world except being selfish. I'm currently watching a friend Troon out with the help of his wife and he just told his mother. He is devastated that she told him she loved him but to not come to their house as a female because it would break his father's heart. This 50+ year old man had a mental breakdown because they didn't automatically accept everything he wanted. Wtf? It's not all about you. You're parents get a say in how they feel. They love you ffs. They just don't love your delusion. They are allowed to you selfish prick.

All those part of the modern Troon cult need to die in a fire. I just wanna watch them burn.

 

[AsianChris]

I'm transgender, and i should warn people that the people documented here are a ridiculous hyperbole of reality, i know a shit ton of trans people, and i've never heard anyone talk about genital fetishes or how cis women won't sleep with them or things like that, and stuff like this is fascinating simply because it's so ridiculous and detached from reality. Being trans to me is a disgust of my birth gender, and although i'll never be cis i'd rather be viewed as the gender i feel inside than live my life wanting to die and being unable to look in the mirror or live a normal life.

I will use this as copypasta for baiting newfags.

 

[cypocryphy]

Because we have to play pretend with retards or else we get in trouble.

 

[Aria]

It's fascisinating seeing a normal person slowly become deranged over time as they start to destroy their Body through surgery and drugs.

They completely delude themselves into believing what they're doing to themselves is normal and she be accepted.

And when they reached the end and want to go back, it's over you can't go back.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I'm transgender, and i should warn people that the people documented here are a ridiculous hyperbole of reality, i know a shit ton of trans people, and i've never heard anyone talk about genital fetishes or how cis women won't sleep with them or things like that, and stuff like this is fascinating simply because it's so ridiculous and detached from reality. Being trans to me is a disgust of my birth gender, and although i'll never be cis i'd rather be viewed as the gender i feel inside than live my life wanting to die and being unable to look in the mirror or live a normal life.

>Troons documented hare a ridiculous hyperbole of reality

>I want to cut my dick off and take hormones while spending my entire life pretending to be something I never can and never will be because doing otherwise would cause me great distress and make me unable to live a normal life

You contradicted yourself in the span of one sentence.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

They're a complete contradiction who wants to be seen as "normal" even though they aren't.

They want to push the idea that gender and sex are different, but at the same time, literally do anything to imitate the female sex. They're just caricatures and so many, especially on social media, seem to deny the actual lived experiences of real woman (or men, but they're far less common) in order to further justify why they're "real" women (or vice versa). Honestly, if a "woman" can be born a man or have male parts, then no tranny should ever have to "transition" because its all in the mind. But the overwhelming majority do change their names and mutilate themselves, highlighting the obvious mental illness among them that will never be formally addressed nowadays.