Why are you interested in Isabella Loretta Janke? - inb4 "Muh tranny gayops"

[Internet Explorer]

she puts the fun gal in fungal

That gave me a good ol' kek. Well played.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

That gave me a good ol' kek. Well played.

Thank ye kindly, I do try

 

[Uncle Buck]

Self regulating my own comments now, going Into business myself as they say in wrestling if you rate....

Autistic = you are a virgin
Horrifying = you are a coward
Dumb = you are a pedo
Mati = you are a neck beard
Lunacy = never been in a fight in your life

Yet again I want to rate a comment of yours "Islamic Content" but the innate truthfulness prevents me!

 

[Blue Canary in the outlet]

Morbid fascination.

 

[SandyCat]

At first I thought it was just some random college chick wanting her 2 seconds of e-fame for messing with chris then it turns out shes a complete nutcase degenerate with a ex seal team glowie for a father that's trying to cover up for her

I find its a interesting trash fire that just keep getting bigger the more people uncover

 

[CumDumpster]

I'm interested in Isabella (arguably more than Chris-Chan now) because everything about her is just so... unreal.

Like, with Chris-Chan, he's far from a good person, but it can be partially excused since he's effectively Southern hillbilly redneck white trash (especially since the incest, can't get anymore white trash than that!) personified, and all the things that have happened to him, and the things he's done, can be summarize as twisted humor at the very least.

With this girl though... I don't know how to describe it, especially as the OPs in the summary thread make her life out. Like, everything about the world she lives feel like a really horrifying young adult novel or indie video game (the mean rich girl in an overprivileged family, the poor minorities and transgendered people that have suffered through her wrath...), with all the diversity of the cast of characters and the tragedies they suffered. That's in comparison to Chris-Chan, where his life was more inline with a very bad/raunchy sitcom (the buffoonish man child, the mother that is indifferent to his lifestyle, the comedic serious father, the poor people that had to sit through his retardation...)

The fact she's even more vile than Chris-Chan, with all the allegations made towards her, and how she's evidently more aware of everything than Chris, does not make me want to turn my eyes away what she's doing right now.

Sounds like a trainwreck theory, thinking about it now...

 

[Thumb Butler]

Glowie dad, glowie stepmom, and her stepsibling is a pig.

 

[Basado]

Because she just screams femcel

 

[BluntyBitch]

Just the Texas tech stuff, cuz I love good ole college scandals. I went to a couple different colleges, I've seen several; a Dean get fired,profs get fired and or investigated for sex assault, a whistleblower lawsuit, a physical domestic disturbance on campus get completely unreported (hence the firing of the dean, oh wait he was *planning* to retire...yea sure. Seriously fuck u board of regents and fuck u Dept of Ed for being absolute fuck ups)

Initially when the college was sensoring all the tweets it was highly entertaining. Chris was never a personal cow, but oh man, what a ride!!

 

[Wormy]

Cult leaders, especially the smaller scale ones like Izzie and the Final Fantasy House, and are a fascinating to me.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I like stories with a WTF factor.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Because we’re not going to get any milk out of Chris until a long distant trial and we need a replacement.

And because I feel for everyone she harassed, and I won’t stand for her peers simping for her because tits = harmless. She should have every batshit retarded thing she did brought to light so everyone knows she’s just as much a creature as the next basement-dwelling neck beard. Not just Isabella, but everyone in her circle with their own dirty laundry.

 

[zrowsdower]

I think a part of me is expecting it to be revealed she's some kind of prototype AI meant to simulate some of the worst parts of human nature.

 

[Hairy_assburgers]

I wouldn't say I'm interested in *her* I'm interested in seeing the grief and ramifications she may receive. To be interested in someone or something, they have to have some8to offer and she has no redeeming qualities. She is a nobody and will die a nobody. I mean, you have to honestly be that insignificant to try and dox me because I pointed you out pretending to be someone else in a video comments section with less than 100k views.

Is there honestly anyone here who finds her interesting? Even in a macabre sense, shes a typical zoomer who hasnt realized the whole edgy thing died out over a decade ago. Shes not a serial killer who would be interesting to analyze, shes just a shut-in loser who became obsessed with people including Chris Chan to the point she discussed him with strangers. Can you imagine meeting someone for the first time and as an ice breaker, you bring up some creepy autistic man child who made comics that look like they were drew by someone with Parkinson's disease?

 

[Fupaverse]

She opened herself up to this world. Don’t become a player in the game if you can’t handle the repercussions.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing actually interesting about her other than just how sheerly vile she is is the results of her reprehensible actions. I don't see her really having much of a future as a lolcow (now watch this age poorly).

 

[Space Cooter]

If Chris hasn't been arrested for fucking his mom she might not even have her own thread let alone this full blown autistic witch hunt.

The sheer dedication to finding out everything about someone who is basically a child was infinitely more entertaining than her.

You guys did incredible work. I was awestruck at how good some of you are at this type of investigation. Serious and permanent damage has hopefully been done to a child of a former special forces and intelligence officer.

 

[thismanlies]

What drew me to Isabella Loretta Janke is this: The fact that nobody saw this coming.

We all knew Chris's story would end tragically. there were no two ways about it. He was an unemployable manchild who was mollycoddled his entire life by the two worst enablers he could've had for parents. The end result of his childhood was of course someone who was allergic to work would always be dependent on someone to take care of him. This caused endless debate on sites like KF where we would speculate what would happen the moment Barb died. Even Null thought that he would be summoned to 14 Branch Land Court to settle Chris's affairs and he would finally have the chance to search The Hoard for the mythical gun Barb used to (allegedly) shoot at Cole Smithy.

Fast forward to the middle of 2021 and Null is helping Chris prepare for the post-Barb future. He's setting up a system to help Chris earn a living drawing his shitty elementary school-level artwork and giving shoutout videos on youtube. Chris might finally learn the very thing that even his accomplished engineer of a father couldn't teach him- responsibility. But then, one day, a recording gets leaked. It was a recording of Chris detailing how he was having sex... with his own mother. How could this have happened? KF knew Chris might have been a little... how do we say... too close to his mother. But even we didn't think he'd actually try to fuck an 80 year old woman, much less his own mother. So how and why would he do this? The autistic CIA just had to know.

Then we got wind of a woman on Reddit claiming to be the "greatest Chris troll of all time." Enter ILJ. The discovery of that rabbit hole began a journey through an abyss of animal cruelty, abhorrent hygiene, and legitimately psychopathic tendencies that have yet to be fully documented. Imagine a woman with bodily fungus who boils hamsters alive attempting to coerce the iconic lolcow into having sex with another woman on camera and forcing him to kill himself just so she could gain some notoriety. That's the kind of crazy even a true crime enthusiast couldn't envision. Who is ILJ and how fucking insane is she? That's something her newfound audience just has to know...

 

[Crusader King 1]

@thismanlies You may have not seen her coming, but you sure could smell her coming.

 

[Mendicant]

Then we got wind of a woman on Reddit claiming to be the "greatest Chris troll of all time." Enter ILJ. The discovery of that rabbit hole began a journey through an abyss of animal cruelty, abhorrent hygiene, and legitimately psychopathic tendencies that have yet to be fully documented. Imagine a woman with bodily fungus who boils hamsters alive attempting to coerce the iconic lolcow into having sex with another woman on camera and forcing him to kill himself just so she could gain some notoriety. That's the kind of crazy even a true crime enthusiast couldn't envision. Who is ILJ and how fucking insane is she? That's something her newfound audience just has to know...

Yeah, legit psychopathic behavior. Discord logs. Crazy life goals. And she *enjoys* the idea of being disgusting and evil.

I wonder what else she had planned after filming Fiona and Chris sex tape and getting Chris to kill himself with it. From a pure drama / interest perspective, its sucks she got caught so early. I think she made the mistake of thinking she was alot smarter and savvy than she is.

A dumb psychopath entirely visible to the panopticon of the internet, the blazing antiseptic light of Spooky Bones' team's research singes the fungus.

She does have a certain charisma, perhaps a psychopath's charisma. And to counter the anti-booba squad's objections, she would be interesting if she were ugly and male.

It is odd that she very much idealizes being disgusting and terminally online. She wants to be us, lol.

I really hope there will be a netflix special in the vein of Tiger King, every episode building the insanity.
Starts off at TTU, a chess club, a chess club run by a girl with big booba who sucks at chess, a very 'diverse' chess club. Hell, they just needed a guy in a wheelchair to complete the set.
The general public can already see where this is going, but all expectations are smashed asunder. Perhaps the season finale will be the Merge.

Who would you cast?
Who could play Bella? Who could do Chris justice? Ralph?
These characters are larger than life.