Why Chris punched holes in the wall

Mariposa Electrique said:
Man, 14 BC will wind up looking like this in a few years after Chris' inevitable downward spiral. He looks just like the guy on the video, and like this guy rarely changes his clothing.



Chris couldn't find a clit if it were the size of Texas, and you want him to find something like this.
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Chris may as well be on that show. He ticks all the boxes.
 
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I'm surprised Barb hasn't kicked him out. But then, as has been stated before, she's checked out. I don't think 14 BLC can recover from another disaster. Those holes may lead to something hazardous later down the road.

I can't believe the house that Bob has worked so hard to maintain is being wrecked by his sped of a son (and to some extent, his wife).
 
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MrTroll said:
The fact is, some people are just natural born badasses, and they have to take their anger out on something. Just be grateful he's only punching holes in walls and not people and animals, as some other badasses are known to do.
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You're referring to psychopathy not "badassness". Chris has always had the propensity to be violent and unhinged just like that evil doodle sponge Bob drew.

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Chris is essentially Null's doodle.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I'm surprised Barb hasn't kicked him out. But then, as has been stated before, she's checked out. I don't think 14 BLC can recover from another disaster. Those holes may lead to something hazardous later down the road.

I can't believe the house that Bob has worked so hard to maintain is being wrecked by his sped of a son (and to some extent, his wife).
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What will that disaster be?
Another fire? Termites? Flooding?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I'm surprised Barb hasn't kicked him out. But then, as has been stated before, she's checked out. I don't think 14 BLC can recover from another disaster. Those holes may lead to something hazardous later down the road.

I can't believe the house that Bob has worked so hard to maintain is being wrecked by his sped of a son (and to some extent, his wife).
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Barb was the very reason Chris has been staying in the house throughout his adult life. The moment she'd kick him out is when she's dead.
 
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Someone should really help Chris with his anger management issues.
Oh, well.
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A lot of people had tried. Everyone from some Miscreants to our dear leader to even court-ordered counseling has tried to help him, but to no avail. Most either gave up and moved on with their lives or became trolls or weens themselves. Fuck, not even his house burning down was a big enough slap in the face to convince him and Barb to straighten out and improve themselves. After 14BC was restored, Chris has only gotten more insane, especially after the Idea Guys, with white knights having to play along with his delusions in order to even keep in contact with him.

At this point, I don't even think him being thrown into the loony bin could help him. He'll probably just declare it to be persecution by people who do not believe in the dimensional merge, and that it'll be all worth it once the merge occurs and he becomes an all-powerful god or something. The time to help Chris has long passed. Maybe during the early days of trolling, a competent professional (not a "pastoral counselor" like Rocky) could've seen the shit he was posting on ED and YouTube and slapped some sense into Chris before it was too late, but even that is being :optimistic:.
 
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It never ceases to amaze me how Chris can just keep falling further and further. When you think he has hit rock bottom he somehow falls deeper. I wish there was someone to help him, like a caregiver for Barb and Chris to at least help clean the house up cause it looks like an absolute pig sty. I think a cleanly home would help Chris' mental health tremendously. Even then I don't know how much that would help.
 
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Black Yoshi said:
What will that disaster be?
Another fire? Termites? Flooding?
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My guess would be flooding. If Chris was smart enough, he'd patch in those holes, lest he'd want his workspace to electrocute him.
Tray_Zen said:
It never ceases to amaze me how Chris can just keep falling further and further. When you think he has hit rock bottom he somehow falls deeper. I wish there was someone to help him, like a caregiver for Barb and Chris to at least help clean the house up cause it looks like an absolute pig sty. I think a cleanly home would help Chris' mental health tremendously. Even then I don't know how much that would help.
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The only candidate to be Chris' caregiver is Null. I can guarantee you, no one's going to have patience with Chris given his history.
 
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Tray_Zen said:
It never ceases to amaze me how Chris can just keep falling further and further. When you think he has hit rock bottom he somehow falls deeper. I wish there was someone to help him, like a caregiver for Barb and Chris to at least help clean the house up cause it looks like an absolute pig sty. I think a cleanly home would help Chris' mental health tremendously. Even then I don't know how much that would help.
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There's no way Barb would accept the help, especially if it involved clearing out the hoard. And Chris would push back against having a retard wrangler because it would mean living a more structured, disciplined, healthy lifestyle. A wrangler would treat Chris like the child he is, only they would not humor him about his stupid delusions and power fantasies. Don't waste your pity on Chris and Barb. They're living the life they've made for themselves and are getting everything they deserve.
 
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Un Platano said:
It's a tossup whether the 'iron curtain' is something the idea guys told him about or if he's misusing words he's heard like he always has.
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Anything that's a World War II reference is from the Idea Guys. They thought it was funny to sockpuppet him into making references to that stuff. You know, like Count Graduon's "Fine Ol' Solution".
 
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