Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

Throughout HS and College, I've heard of chris chan. It was only until my third year in college that I've heard of this site. I was intrigued that KF went beyond just simply talking about chris but other lunatics that are interesting to read about. So, during a lunch break, I signed up and I never regretted it once.
 
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I've lurked for ages keeping tabs on lolcow drama.

I only actually joined to get access to the ADF forum when it went private and decided to post so that I wasn't being a leech...which is ironic as now I regularly post and I don't even look at that forum anymore because Phil is pretty boring now.
 
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basically, i found hbomberguy and thought, "wow, this guy's pretty acoustic"

so i go to google to see if other people felt the same as and eventually found a site called "kiwifarms"

i didn't realize it at first, though it eventually dawned on me: "holy shit, this site's sole purpose is to find and mock exceptional individuals"

...and so i made an account a few months later
 
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Well sometimes you have more shots than needed and reading funny internet hahas about socially fucked people sure is fun and exhilarating.

That being said, I knew about Chris-Chan for years and lurked the farms for a year before I joined because tbh, I don't have much time for the internet now a days.
 
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People with questionable histories treating this site like the devil.

Came here, saw that everything is sourced, archived, screencapped....with topics about people I already loathe?
Kiwifarms instantly felt like home :heart-full:
 
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The story I have to tell is a strange one, yet I swear every word is true. It was 1944. None would say so at the time, but we could all tell that we were losing the war. Despite all we believed in, nay that we lived for, the Reich wouldn't even last until the end of the decade. Even for the realists among us, this was too much to bear. So a plan was devised. A strange last ditch attempt to gain, if not victory, then at least a final strike at the enemy that would show that even in our death throes, we were a force to be feared.

The Wunderwaffe division joined forces with the Thule society, drawing upon experimental data gained from the camps and other sources too horrifying to describe here. The idea was to create a group of elite commandos, enhanced with training and drugs, equipped with weaponry that was too radical and expensive for general issue. Using advanced Nazi super-science, these troops would be stationed at various points around the globe, literally frozen until their keepers judged the time to be right, whereupon they would simultaneously wake and strike. These warriors would be known as the Eiskrieger.

They would be few in number, so it was essential to select only the best. Not merely the best in terms of combat ability, but in their loyalty to the Party and its ideals. People to whom National Socialism was not just a political belief, but a religion. They would fight until their dying breath for the Reich. Naturally, I was chosen, and in January 1945, I was shipped to one of our secret bases in Antarctica. There, I rested, frozen in time, as the world around me changed.

Little did I know that in time, details of the Eiskrieger project would be uncovered. Dismissed as a hoax by historians, MI6 considered it a serious enough threat that they sent a task force out to track down the Eiskrieger bases, find out what they could and destroy them, with all occupants. Attempts by these degenerates to revive and interrogate our men only resulted in the deaths of the frozen men, for even in seventy years their primitive science had not caught up with the greatest minds of the Reich.

I was their first success, and also their greatest failure. They expected a docile and semi-comatose prisoner. For me, I awoke to find myself surrounded by four of the hated English. Even unarmed, I made short work of them. The final one, seeing the end was nigh, detonated a bomb, destroying most of the base.

Their mission had failed and so, it seemed, had mine. There was no hope of carrying out my team's original objective, to cause chaos in New Zealand - codenamed Operation Kiwi. Yet my training was too ingrained to be denied, and so I made my way across the ice in the hope of finding other survivors. The details of my survival are irrelevant here. Suffice it to say that I was half-mad with cold and exhaustion by the time I was picked up by a Chinese research team.

They knew nothing of my mission, only that I appeared to be delirious and was muttering "Kiwi... Nazism shall triumph... master race shall rise..." Assuming that I was a member here, they convinced me to sign up in the hope of jogging my memory, and here I am.
 
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Already lurked this place from time to time for a few years, but ultimately signed up when I considered creating a thread on the lolcow of the StarCraft community. Only posted a potential OP on Thread Requests, and ended up not making the thread. Stayed because this place is entertaining, and it's fun keeping up with several lolcows' happenings.
 
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I started following the Chris-chan saga around 2008. Laughing at exceptional people online became a guilty pleasure of mine from that time on. I was the type of faggot who would read about random spergs on Encyclopedia Dramatica all afternoon. I also liked to laugh at random OC's on DeviantArt. I would basically look for the most ridiculous shit I could find. I only started lurking the forums some time in the last two years. I didn't make an account until fairly recently, because I get more fun out of reading shit on this site. A few of my close friends know about my weird fascination with random internet people and drama, but they just see it as my weird hobby.
 
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No real reason. Like so many things on the internet it just kinda happened.
I'd known about about Chris for quite a awhile and eventually I ended up on the CWCwiki which of course linked to the Farms.
So one day of bored browsing I decided to jump down the rabbit hole and started lurking.
The thing that got me to make an account and start posting was finding the MovieBob thread. So if I had to give a definite reason I guess that would be it.
TLDR No real reason just ended up here by chance.
 
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