Why did you join Kiwifarms? - Autism speaks

[Girlycard]

I joined after lurking for well over a year or two. Once realizing it's easy to fit in here if you act like a normal human being I finally made an account. Plus I actually had things to contribute to certain threads that others hadn't already.
Long story short I'm here to point and laugh at other people online.

 

[Gutpuke]

I was bored.

 

[Tamamo No Mae]

Lurking and shitposting, I don't do enough of the latter.

 

[lil bitch]

i was watching that chris-chan documentary that blew up on youtube and they mentioned kiwi farms. i was like, damn, that shit seem cool, imma check it out.
made 2 posts. went on a huge hiatus until i was bored one day and remembered i had an account here. got a lot more active on and off.

 

[DangerousGas]

The hint is in the username. Chris' blarms crusade and its ignominious ending was what convinced me that this was an entertaining place to be.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Part of my first post contained the sentence, "how many body harnesses and butt plugs do one catphishing BDSM eurotrash couple need?!?"

Some well-meaning people put shiny badge stickers on that post, now I'm addicted to upboats

At least now my account bookmarks where I left off reading a thread, sometimes it's truly the little things in life that keep you fr. . .did you know there's a volcano in Japan that around 2,000 people have jumped into to commit suicide? Apparently the government made it a criminal offense to buy a one-way ticket to the island, also they put up some signs and a fence telling people to cut-it-out with all the copycat suicides.

 

[LordofTendons]

I clicked on a link by accident and I don't know how to get out.

 

[Ed.]

I had been following Chris's antics for years but only recently decided I'd join the farms despite everyone I knew who knew about this place telling me to stay away, I came in expecting hardened madman just waiting for the opportunity to dox me and ruin my livelihood but so far you faggots seem alright.

 

[Foltest]

It was because of Gamergate that I joined the farm. I was looking for informations on certain lolcows and when I searached for more information on Moviebob, I found the site. Recognized the name and joined up. Have been stuck here since then.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Was originally a CWCki and CWCki forums lurker back in the day and liked the community. I've stated it before in other threads but this is the only online community I've ever been an active member of for more than a few months tops.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

I started out lurking, but it was so refreshing to find a community where people can speak freely without the limp-wristed pearl-clutching moderation of most communities, the "surrender to groupthink or have your voice unheard" vote system of Reddit, and the retarded "lol i put a picture of penis xd this is my waifu say something nice about her" shitposts of 4chan that I registered. It was nice to find an oasis in a sea of shit.

 

[Pina Colada]

I stumbled upon the site after reading up on Chris' antics (around the time he declared himself a tomgirl), lurked for some time, and then immersed myself into the community. Not only is there an unlimited supply of cows in KF, but I feel more "at home" with users who aren't catty and pick apart the smallest things about a cow, unlike other online hugboxes (*cough*lolcow.farm*cough*). We can respectfully disagree and have rules to keep us in line while having fun and cracking jokes- the sky's the limit!

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I spent a lot of time on r/rantgrumps, which is basically just needless whining for people who want to care about Game Grumps but hate them too much to do so anymore.

Basically what people do here. Fucking despise cows but can't stop watching. Like sitting in an audience, staring at an audience focused on their idol.

 

[Voltaire]

Because /cow/ was too slow and I was bored and wanted to see if my insights and predictions about people would turn out true...they mostly haven't. People are very hard to predict and that's half the fun.

 

[Ilackcreativity]

I didn't have a reason I just did it.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

My gorl Amberlynn

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It was still CWCville Forums at the time and it was right around the time Chris “found out” that the girls in high school were paid to hang out with him. He also posted that picture of his heart “flattened and steel platted down” and I actually wanted to talk to people about it (had only recently discovered Sonichu and everything).

 

[Autisimodo]

Lurked in the Chrischan threads for a few months before finally signing up when I heard of Jonathan Ross.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

mr enter initially, but i have since branched out

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I found this place through the CWCki, lurked for about a year (following DSP's antics initially before branching to other lolcows) then joined when I realised this place was a lot more open minded than SA.