Why do boomers write like that?

[Brown People are Gross]

every sentence... needs three or four..... sets of ellipsis.... and maybe two question marks??,,. are they retarded??? ...

 

[Grub]

They're old. They need to catch their breath.

 

[Absolutego]

Frequent allcaps or signing their comment like it's a letter is more a Boomer tell than the ellipses.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Elipses and multiple ???? Are more Tumblr millennial, tbh???

 

[Schwarzwald]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BOY ...

ENJOY ILLITERACY PRISON TYPISTCHILD ...

THEY NEED TO TEACH PROPER TYPING IN SCHOOLS AGAIN ... ON TYPEWRITERS !

BUILDS ... CHARACTER !

BACK IN MY DAY ... THEY WOULD BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU WITH THE TYPING BLUDGEON FOR FORGETTING THE ELLIPSES !

YOU TYPE LIKE A FUCKING UNEDUCATED SAVAGE ... !

-SCHWARZWALD

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Probably has less to do with them being Boomers and more to do with them being midwits.

 

[BiggestKai]

Elipses and multiple ???? Are more Tumblr millennial, tbh???

 

[Local Wordmason]

Hi How Are You?.... I Think Boomers Type Like This Because They Dont Understand How To Use A Keyboard On A Phone... Also....They Think You Need To Tell Someone When To Pause When Reading Something Even When It Doesnt Matter...

God Bless....
Grandma

 

[Uzumaki]

Frequent allcaps or signing their comment like it's a letter is more a Boomer tell than the ellipses.

My mother used to send me text messages with a salutation and a sign off.

Dear Uzumaki,

Please drive to my house and refill the birdfeeder; it is only 9/10ths full.

Love,

Mom

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

this really irks me when they write like this. i dont know if it is also boomers or zoomers, but also hate when people write. like this. with too. many. periods between. sentences.

 

[Absolutego]

this really irks me when they write like this. i dont know if it is also boomers or zoomers, but also hate when people write. like this. with too. many. periods between. sentences.

That's them trying to write like a sassy black woman for emphasis, and it's mostly a millennial thing.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Maybe it's because they have loads of spare space as they generally don't punctuate each sentence with "lol" or various emoticons.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Don't talk about your mother like that, kiddo.

 

[Farsided]

this really irks me when they write like this. i dont know if it is also boomers or zoomers, but also hate when people write. like this. with too. many. periods between. sentences.

Isn't that how some phones process speech to text ?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Isn't that how some phones process speech to text ?

dont know, i never use that nigger tech, i type things out like a white man.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

They're directly conveying their stream of consciousness, quiet empty headed pauses and all.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

MODERN GENERATIONS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO USE MULTIPLE ELLIPSES...

SHARE IF YOU REMEMBER !!!!!!!​

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Once Again it's some LIBTARD lazy Millenial Gen Z taking the Bestest generation in they're mouth
Back in the day we wouldent Dare to badmouth our elders .. RESPECT! something a place called AMERICA was built on...
Get a job morans

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Ellipses are used as a pause for emphasis and gravitas, except it's placed right after the dumbest shit you'll have read in your entire life

 

[Alex Yiik]

Hey Bill,

Haha that was a funny Meme you sent. I showed Maggie and she LHAO! I found a Meme that I think you would get a kick out of

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Hope everything is going well. Dad's taken a turn for the worse.

Frank
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