Why do fedora neckbeard atheists believe evolution when it doesn't favor them?

[StraightShooter2]

Christian:


Mormon:



Hindu:


Muslim;



Fedora neckbeard atheist:

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Believing superstitiously in evolution or "science" is pretty masochistic when they actually favor "religious" people for survival, natural selection, and reproduction. In fact, if anything, "believing" in evolution is actually inversely proportional to actually succeeding at it, so there's no "evolutionary" reason to believe in evolution.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Evolution doesn't apply on the most energy consuming organ but somehow there are no black swimmers in Olympics and blacks are pretty much the best runners. It is all just environment when it goes against the cult of equality.

They don't believe in evolution when it doesn't affirm their world views. They only pretend to believe in evolution to score some meaningless points against religious "lunatics".

 

[Beautiful Border]

Bit of a generalisation there, don't you think? Also you don't necessarily have to be an atheist to believe in evolution.
But this is a dumb bait thread so whatever

 

[ResurrectedFerret]

god dum

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

cherry picking, misrepresenting facts, talking semantics, beating a dead horse of athiesm v religion with nothing to add to it. Reconsider your gay life

 

[Pixy]

What alternative to evolution is there for them, then?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

What alternative to evolution is there for them, then?

Gnosticism.

 

[Lemmingwise]

None of these pictures have children, so they're all equal in the eyes of mother evolution.


Well I suppose the muslim has a child bride, so they're ahead.

 

[Positron]

Why do we believe in death when it doesn't favor us?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I think the flaw in your argument is that they do believe it favors them, no? They may be physically gross but they’re intellectually uplifted, unlike those traditionally attractive chuds spending their time getting married an having productive lives.

 

[Syaoran Li]

OP is an atheist

 

[Marissa Moira]

How can women believe in evolution if they never evolved a brain, haha amirite fellas?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Wow, I had some Terry A. Davis flashbacks here. "Checkmate atheists" indeed.

 

[Curt Sibling]

But Reddit says it's true, so it must be!

What alternative to evolution is there for them, then?

De-evolution.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

"believing" in evolution is actually inversely proportional to actually succeeding at it

Do you evolve like a Pokemon? Does 30 years of your life just pass you by in one? Should I be evolving in my lifetime. Fuck whatever point you're trying to make, just find way to word "generic neckbeard athiest types think highly of evolution despite being the least likely to pass their genes on".
Also, becoming theistic won't fix the shitsniffing personality is poor personal hygiene of the people your making up.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Funny how all the greatest fighters were religious people (Marciano, Tyson, Ali, Foreman, Fury etc.) but atheists are always some weak faggot star trek watching nerds who can't shut up about gay shit like "space".

Atheists are materialists who believe that they are just matter without soul or spirit yet they are so retarded they can't even maintain their bodies in good shape. It's really disgusting how stupid weak and gay all atheists are

 

[Just A Butt]

I’d just like to point out that OP’s photo of a neckbeard appears to have recently shaved.

 

[Syaoran Li]

What if someone told you that atheists and traditionalists are both retarded edgy tryhards?

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Digivolution master race. I can return to Monkemon whenever I want. Checkmate atheists.

 

[Heckler1]

Why do people get mad at obvious bait threads, when all OP posts are bait threads?