Why do you hate America? - I mean, think about it, you know?

[Clop]

Their national sport is a version of rugby with a bunch of pussy pads making them look like a World of Warcraft parody.

 

[Death Grip]

America steals children...

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Too many chinks, spooks, kikes, and eskimos. Fuck those walrus eating bastards in particular.

 

[I should be working]

America is full of Squandered Potential.
Also Holywood and Rap culture infects the lazier parts of my own country, turning them into a bunch of shallow, limwristed wrecks.

 

[UQ 770]

America is the most powerful country in the world and I can't help but look upon all of those guns and nukes that I, a natrual born citizen may one day have enough influence to put my hands on with envious eyes. Yet I regularly find myself putting my feet up, eating a bag of fried food or a few slices of pizza, imbibing some booze or cheap beer and just lazing my days away, the job market inevitably working out in my favor time and again despite my interviewers trying their hardest to scare the shit out of me. Is this what absolute power does to a nation?

 

[AprilRains]

America is the most powerful country in the world and I can't help but look upon all of those guns and nukes that I, a natrual born citizen may one day have enough influence to put my hands on with envious eyes. Yet I regularly find myself putting my feet up, eating a bag of fried food or a few slices of pizza, imbibing some booze or cheap beer and just lazing my days away, the job market inevitably working out in my favor time and again despite my interviewers trying their hardest to scare the shit out of me. Is this what absolute power does to a nation?

Nah, you can be a lazy fuck almost anywhere.

 

[nekrataal]

I mean I don’t care for a lot of things but at least it’s not Canada or England, pic related: it’s the average American

 

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America is a proposition nation.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

5 reason america bad
1. they are fat american
2. hey hve TRUMP
3. fat american
4. amercia worst world country

 

[AprilRains]

5 reason america bad
1. they are fat american
2. hey hve TRUMP
3. fat american
4. amercia worst world country

5. furriners can't count

 

[Burgers in the ass]

5. furriners can't count

6. AMERICa Dumb

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I doubt that the US really has the most lolcows per capita. That is just a linguistic bias because most of the internet is in English, lolcows tend to not be clever people, yet learning a foreign language, requires skill and effort, so, non-American (or Canadian, British, Irish, Strayan etc.) cows tend to produce their crap in their native languages.

If one looks in the international section, there are many Brazilian lolcows who ridicule themselves in Portuguese.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

I don't hate the country per se, but the sense of impunity and the abysmal, generalized ignorance. It's like a good chunk of Americans have no idea that, outside the USA, there's a whole world that works, studies and has fun. When a friend of my sister's went to the USA during high-school, and spent a year there to study, American students asked her the most autistic questions. EG:
- Do you have running water and plumbing in Italy?
- Do you have traffic lights?
- Do you know that this is boat?
- In Italy you speak Spanish, don't you?
And this happened more or less 10 years ago, facebook, youtube and twitter already existed and internet was widely used, so I can't explain this fucking cluelessness.
Oh, and we are still pissed off because of this, of course.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I don't hate the country per se, but the sense of impunity and the abysmal, generalized ignorance. It's like a good chunk of Americans have no idea that, outside the USA, there's a whole world that works, studies and has fun. When a friend of my sister's went to the USA during high-school, and spent a year there to study, American students asked her the most autistic questions. EG:
- Do you have running water and plumbing in Italy?
- Do you have traffic lights?
- Do you know that this is boat?
- In Italy you speak Spanish, don't you?
And this happened more or less 10 years ago, facebook, youtube and twitter already existed and internet was widely used, so I can't explain this fucking cluelessness.
Oh, and we are still pissed off because of this, of course.

Lol, Italians.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

Lol, Italians.

You know... an American student killed a cop in Rome, a few days ago. If he tried this in the USA, he would be probably already dead. So yes. Lol Italians.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You know... an American student killed a cop in Rome, a few days ago. If he tried this in the USA, he would be probably already dead. So yes. Lol Italians.

I mean, that's kind of what should be expected when attacking a cop.

You southern Europeans have my sympathy however. Europe seems to harbor some subtle prejudice towards you guys- especially Germany.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

The fattening is the main reason. It doesn't help that I live in one of the fattest states. 2 out of 3 people in my state are overweight or obese.

 

[betterbullocks]

This thread has the best poll on the entire site. Change my mind

 

[Shiversblood]

If "America" is so "great," why the fuck am I still single? Ever think of that one? I bet you feel really stupid right now. If we elect a communist we will have government issued waifus and I will finally lose my virginity and join the rest of the Chads in eternal happiness drowning in pussy. It is all the greedy capitalists keeping me down! If it wasn't for capitalism I would be a super popular pussy catching baller CHAD!

WAKE UP AMERICA

Bring back arranged marriages in the USA! If India can do it then so can we! It would solve the incel crisis over night!

 

[Recoil]

America is the greatest achievement in human history, prove me wrong.
You can't, so fuck off.