Why does Sonic the Hedgehog attract so much autism? - and how come the same doesn't apply to stuff like Mario or Zelda or Crash Bandicoot to the same extent

So, like, Spinjas? My brothers and cousins used to play with those back in the day.
Yeah that's another variant of battle tops type of gameplay. Ironically those were made by tomy which was a company that fused with takara (the guys that make beyblade) at some point. Also spinjas came back at some point? I forgot about that somehow lmao.

This weirdly ties back to the Sonic thing though because Sonic Spinja toys exist that were made during the early days of sonic. look up "sonic duel tops" for pics of them.
 
yeah the sonic anime ruled. I dug the video out to watch before my lady and I saw the second new movie and it still owns. I liked the anime show from later on too because I was still a kid when it was on but in comparison the animation sucked shit.

just because I would have no where else to post this story, I was probably 10 when the shadow game came out. and like every other sonic game my dad got it for me when it came out then when I got home from school he had it for me. I was PUMPED. I threw that fucker in, and the first time I died shadow said "God damn not here" or whatever he says and my dad started HYSTERICALLY laughing he was like in shock. and then I got a gun and started shooting cops or whatever and sonic is like "AYYEHO SHADOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THOSE ARE THE GOOD GUYS?" and my poor dad just kept laughing until he was like crying and it was pissing me off because I thought it was cool and he was like about to piss himself over it. he watched me play that whole game in tears. Flash forward to last year, he's at my house around Christmas and sees Sonic Frontiers box on my coffee table and looked at it, and asked me "so does sonic call the titty bat a cunt in this one?" I couldn't believe he even remembered anything about that but he told me to this day he can't think of sonic without laughing his ass off about the gun shooting cursing one
 
Title pretty much. If it weren't for Sonic and Pokemon, this site wouldn't even exist. So what is it exactly about the blue rodent that seems to attract so many autists. It can't just be furries can it?
I can't speak for Sonic but I have a theory about Pokemon--essentially (and try to read this without vomiting)... sex appeal.

If you're a furry, there's things like Lopunny (or whatever her name is) and Gardevoir.

If you're a pedophile, there's literally every female trainer in the series.

That's two major autist bases covered. Hell arguably there's even crossover.
 
Yeah that's another variant of battle tops type of gameplay. Ironically those were made by tomy which was a company that fused with takara (the guys that make beyblade) at some point. Also spinjas came back at some point? I forgot about that somehow lmao.

This weirdly ties back to the Sonic thing though because Sonic Spinja toys exist that were made during the early days of sonic. look up "sonic duel tops" for pics of them.
Beyblades were the shit back in 7th grade. I remember on the last day of school pretty much all the boys brought their beyblades to school to battle each other. Except for me, cuz I didn't own one. But the time I did end up owning one in 9th grade, most folks had already moved on from that. Dammit. Ngl this thread brought back some memories. I wonder where my old beyblade is. Haven't used it in a long, long time.

I still don't get why they made an anime out of it. Like Pokemon still kind of makes sense, considering they're superpowered animals. But tops. Like really, they made a freakin anime about tops?
 
I can't speak for Sonic but I have a theory about Pokemon--essentially (and try to read this without vomiting)... sex appeal.

If you're a furry, there's things like Lopunny (or whatever her name is) and Gardevoir.

If you're a pedophile, there's literally every female trainer in the series.

That's two major autist bases covered. Hell arguably there's even crossover.
Every now and then I see some art of pokemon trainers that get me lost for a moment before snapping back to reality with "Dude wtf those are 11 year olds"

Call me schizophrenic but sometimes it feels like Game Freak's leaning into that audience. Like some of those pokemon trainers have really questionable outfits.
 
Beyblades were the shit back in 7th grade. I remember on the last day of school pretty much all the boys brought their beyblades to school to battle each other. Except for me, cuz I didn't own one. But the time I did end up owning one in 9th grade, most folks had already moved on from that. Dammit. Ngl this thread brought back some memories. I wonder where my old beyblade is. Haven't used it in a long, long time.

I still don't get why they made an anime out of it. Like Pokemon still kind of makes sense, considering they're superpowered animals. But tops. Like really, they made a freakin anime about tops?
Pokemon was a video game tie in anime, Beyblade was made with the intent of both being a board game and having a manga/anime to promote it. if those didn't exist the Beyblades probably wouldn't be as unique as they were since they were themed around the characters in a lot of cases. There's a bunch of Beyblades that only ever appeared in the anime or manga they never made official released tops of, but the last few years some hobbyists that grew up with the original stuff tried making 3d printable models of those. Shit like every Cyber series beyblade that wasn't Cyber Dragoon have like 50 different interpretations available to either print or order off people or printing services due to how popular those ones were despite only showing up in the anime and video games.
 
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It's pretty simple, from all the properties that children grew up on, this had the most overlap with furrydom as well as consistent entries to keep up the fans and, being a video game, more prime material for autists to latch on. Mario and Zelda is entirely humanoids (though Zelda does have some non human races, but they had minor affects).

Being connected to furries basically insured that it will have an ungodly amount of autism.
 
How about this: Was the Sonic fanbase autistic before the Saturday morning cartoons first began airing? Before the Archie Comics got their hands on it? Before the Usenet became available for fans to congregate? How many Sonic fans were furries before Sonic was even conceived? I've noticed that the more a franchise extends itself into different mediums, the more the fanbase splinters off into sects that become autistic real fast.

The roots of Pokémon's terminal autism can be found with enough digging through archives because it was the late '90s and it was practically reported on. Sonic was so all over the place before the Internet became ubiquitous but it hadn't made a big enough wave to get special news reports on it (I don't think "Sonic-mania" was an actual thing unlike "Pokémania").
 
How about this: Was the Sonic fanbase autistic before the Saturday morning cartoons first began airing? Before the Archie Comics got their hands on it? Before the Usenet became available for fans to congregate? How many Sonic fans were furries before Sonic was even conceived? I've noticed that the more a franchise extends itself into different mediums, the more the fanbase splinters off into sects that become autistic real fast.

The roots of Pokémon's terminal autism can be found with enough digging through archives because it was the late '90s and it was practically reported on. Sonic was so all over the place before the Internet became ubiquitous but it hadn't made a big enough wave to get special news reports on it (I don't think "Sonic-mania" was an actual thing unlike "Pokémania").
sonicmania was a thing just not to the extent of pokemania, it was something that continued well into the dreamcast era which was the y2k era where the internet was a pretty big thing. Only really "died" after sega stopped being a 1st party console manufacturer.
 
sonicmania was a thing just not to the extent of pokemania, it was something that continued well into the dreamcast era which was the y2k era where the internet was a pretty big thing. Only really "died" after sega stopped being a 1st party console manufacturer.
Yeah I do feel bad for the fans (The normal ones). Going from giving Mario a run for his money, to stuff like Sonic 06, Shadow the Edgehog and that Rise of Lyric, the blue rodent's really had it rough with Mania being the only exception. I heard Superstars just came out. Wonder how that game is being received.
 
I think of it like this: All kids like the idea of having some kind of super power. The normal kids like super heroes for being a model of what an exceptional man/woman should be. The weird kids don't quite get the concept and see a hedgehog or a pony as something to live up to.......and have sex with.
 
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You're on Kiwi Farms, of course you are autistic. And you might want to powerlevel a bit less about wanting to fuck vidya characters.
Absolutely not. Tell you who I WOULD still fuck, that green haired elf from Jak and Daxter, yowzers!
 
How about us "the only real Sonic is 2D Sonic" fans? Are we only half autist?
 
How about us "the only real Sonic is 2D Sonic" fans? Are we only half autist?
no that's like 2x autism, 3x if you're that guy with the diaper fetish that got really mad over sonic in sonic 4 having green eyes.

They made a Beyblade anime so they could depict Moses parting the Red Sea using a Beyblade.
that was from the reboot. The original had shit like Rasputin inventing/creating the original Dranzer though so it's equal enough.
 
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Sonic is a series about a neon-colored anthropomorphic animal primarily about going fast. It began as a platforming series catered to "cool kids" with edgy commercials and a teenage target audience despite Sonic's design being ostensibly chibi and nonthreatening (when you remove the quills that come with any hedgehog character). The primary gameplay loop centered around redoing levels over and over and over again to clear them as effectively and as quickly as possible, with actual platforming skill playing second fiddle to memorizing level layouts and enemy placement.

Later down the line, in the (very) late 90s and early 2000s, Sonic shifted to be even edgier. He was given a redesign that made him look older, his games' plots shifted from "evil fat scientist does terrible things to childlike forest animals" to "edgy clone of Sonic somehow impersonates him to take down the US military while also finding out that the evil fat scientist he was made by (who is the grandfather of the current evil fat scientist who blew up the moon) betrayed his granddaughter whom Sonic's evil clone really loved (this is me leaving out sideplots that include a robot wanting liberation from the scientist's robot army and something about a bat with tits)".
His primary friend group was lobotomized into unconditionally loving him (save for maybe a single token edgelord who's barely edgy anymore), the games' voice acting made sure they never shut up, and all of these new factoids were delivered in the form of terribly-animated, terribly-acted cutscenes (that were bad even for the time) constantly interrupting gameplay while expecting you to take all this stupid shit 100% seriously.

If that first paragraph alone didn't already convince you that this series was accidentally tailor-made for the most autistic, degenerate specimens of the human species ever conceived, I could go into his extended history instead. How, after the series became a laughingstock to anyone who knew the slightest thing about gaming, Sonic's fanbase took to heavily modding their games or making fanfiction/fangames to express their frustrations. How, even after over a decade of unabashed travesties like 06, 4, or Forces, the series has only continued to spiral due to being handled by quite possibly the most retarded company in gaming (and its most retarded divisions, at that). Or how, the one time they got it right and struck gold with a game that literally every single person I've ever spoken to or heard from has recognized as quality (even if it wasn't made for them), their immediate next course of action was to completely ignore the developers for 6 years before going back to shitting out horrible trash that even the fans can't stomach without getting weird looks.

Sonic was completely fucked from the premise alone, but the insane lack of quality in its execution combined with the car-crash-tier history behind it easily crowns it gaming's most legendary autism machine Pokémon at least has the excuse of attracting autists on accident- it's so ridiculously mainstream that it's no wonder some weirdos got caught up in its broad reach- whereas Sonic only appealed to autists from the very start.
 
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In all honesty, I believe the reason why that Sonic(and anime to an extent) is so popular with autist (and many blacks) is because many autists think reality is shit. When Sonic became popular in the 90s, I’ve noticed that many autists were so into it because it was radically different from what was the norm in America at the time. Before the internet was mainstreamed by 2007, this is what was coolest to them. Keep in mind that the 1990s-2000s was when edgelord culture was the norm. I honestly don’t know what is the status of Sonic is by the 2010s since I never played the games from this franchise.

If I had to guess, it's the animal characters and vibrant aesthetic that it has going on.
I disagree with the former(that part is only true for sexual deviants like furries), but the latter can be applied to Crash Bandicoot and other cartoonish franchises since the early 80s as well. (but nowhere as common since he wasn’t doing crossover with Mario in the 2000s and early 2010s).
I've weirdly seen far more degenerate things with Mario guys in recent years
Which is why I believe the Nintendo community is worse than Sega in my opinion. Full of commies, troons and pedos. Especially the Animal Crossing community.
The Bronies to me though are even more creepy and generate than the Sonic fans themselves. Trust me, grown men liking something for little girls is fucking creepy as fuck.
I can't speak for Sonic but I have a theory about Pokemon--essentially (and try to read this without vomiting)... sex appeal.

If you're a furry, there's things like Lopunny (or whatever her name is) and Gardevoir.

If you're a pedophile, there's literally every female trainer in the series.

That's two major autist bases covered. Hell arguably there's even crossover.

Maybe that’s why I have seen way more degenerate shit from Pokemon than Sonic because of it. Like what Kari Kamiya said, when Pokemon was trendy in the late 90s, the internet existed. There was ton of degenerate fanart that was so easy to find since the internet was a wild west back then.
 
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