Why is cannibalism wrong?

[EatFatWomen]

"A Modest Proposal" is an essay by Jonathan Swift, published in 1729, suggesting that impoverished Irish parents could alleviate their economic struggles by selling their children as food to wealthy landlords. The essay uses reasonable points to explain British management of Potatonigger island and the reasonable attitudes towards the poor, highlighting the simplistic solutions to complex social issues.

Jonathan Swift was right.

 

[clara red bottoms]

I came to defend cannibalism like a proper fucking Aryan. And you just lazily quote Swift as if A modest proposal isn't satire.

 

[Margo Martindale]

because its unethical and you also get nasty diseases

 

[Tactical Wizard]

When I saw this thread, I thought it said "Why is Canada Wrong?"

This is now a thread about why Canada is wrong.

 

[Otis Boi]

When I saw this thread, I thought it said "Why is Canada Wrong?"

This is now a thread about why Canada is wrong.

Why don't we just eat all the Canadians

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Brain diseases.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This website is a prison

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

Would eating niggers and pajeets taste like cornstarch and poop?

 

[EatFatWomen]

I came to defend cannibalism like a proper fucking Aryan.

Then argue coward

 

[Star Classic]

Read this and you tell me.
Warning you though, it ain't pretty.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

It depends if my body is being eaten by a hot girl or not.

 

[PonderosaPete]

It's not so much wrong, that it's associating factors are wrong. Putting another man's meat in your mouth is inherently gay. Which is wrong.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Then argue coward

The only arguments against cannibalism are "moral" and "safety"

Moralistic Fallacy doesn't demand a retort. It isn't sensible for food to pretend to hold some position of superior morality over me based on nothing.

As for safety. "You'll get diseases" is the cry of cowards. The danger of prions is in consuming human brains. It's overblown. The risk of prions is less severe than say, the risk of improperly prepared fugu, yet fugu is a delicacy and no one is whinging like a pussy when it's consumed.

What's left? Consent arguements? Consent is nebulous at best as to how to proceed after death and in fact some countries use a presumed consent model when determining organ donation.

Also, you're shit at this and you should hang it up.

 

[Turquoise]

The thing with proponents of cannibalism is, they always end up eating their own.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Everything on the farms is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children and it's in fact frowned upon in most societies.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Check the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread for your answer.

 

[Skitarii]

because its unethical

Explain why it's unethical, and if you can convince me, I won't go over to your house and murder and cannibalize you.

 

[Jeff Q. Anime]

Prions are only a problem when you consume brains, cyclically, increasing their concentration within a given population.

Read this and you tell me.
Warning you though, it ain't pretty.

Maybe I'm autistic, but I don't see how this explains why cannibalism is bad.

 

[Star Classic]

Prions are only a problem when you consume brains, cyclically, increasing their concentration within a given population.

Maybe I'm autistic, but I don't see how this explains why cannibalism is bad.

Look into the eyes of the people in the images under cannibalism and just look at their expressions. I think a picture speaks more about it than I could

 

[Jeff Q. Anime]

Look into the eyes of the people in the images under cannibalism and just look at their expressions. I think a picture speaks more about it than I could

They do not look meaningfully different from other images of people who are starving and not doing anything about it.