Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[Keranu]

Anyone know when the lease was supposed to end? I recall when he first moved in with Pantsu at the end of 2020, he paid for one year.

 

[Fannyscum]

Anyone know when the lease was supposed to end? I recall when he first moved in with Pantsu at the end of 2020, he paid for one year.

This message to Mrs Vickers was dated 24th November 2020, and he says he "just signed a 17 month lease" and moves in on the 4th (Dec, 2020).
Let's assume that's a typo and he signed an 18 month lease, it would have expired around the start of June.

 

[An automatic clown]

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This message to Mrs Vickers was dated 24th November 2020, and he says he "just signed a 17 month lease" and moves in on the 4th (Dec, 2020).
Let's assume that's a typo and he signed an 18 month lease, it would have expired around the start of June.

And we're nearing the end of June. As has been said, the lazy piece of shit knew his lease was up and instead of preparing (ie looking for affordable dwellings) he went to Portugal and got his gunt pushed in (again)
Based and trad behavior from a father.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

You know they are not married, right?
He can scidaddle at any time. Unless he needs papa Jim's approval for this too.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Poll's incomplete, 'he's too fat to walk up stairs' is missing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I would vote for the option "Kiwi a-logs making fun of Ralph for living in a hood full of neighbors finally got to him enough to want to move somewhere more bougie" combined with "tired of the corncob offerings".

I really hope it's this and he ends up bankrupting himself renting a new place way above his paygrade to own the ayylawgs and thus begins the Homeless Arc.

It would be so perfectly on brand for Ralph.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Poll's incomplete, 'he's too fat to walk up stairs' is missing.

It's also missing Jim's driveway as an option.

 

[The Motorizer]

Wherever in bumfucknowhereville Southern Dingo is, that's where Ralph should move. One crackhead next to a recovering one.

 

[Abowaffen]

Ralph will be moving in with Dax in LA.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

guntys getting his very own cuckshed and jew horse will be plowed by black dudes.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Is Gunt about to get his very own Trailer of Failure?

 

[Braphamut]

He needs a place that's more handicap accessible. I'm eagerly anticipating the Mobility Mary arc.


I just assume he's a deadbeat (as always) and is backed up in past-due's and shit they're just kicking him out.

 

[R00T]

Is Gunt about to get his very own Trailer of Failure?

Little shack in the ghetto. A modern retelling of little house on the prairie

 

[Father Elijah]

The lease is up, rent probably increased due to post covid "recovery." Time for an apartment surrounding the DC metro area to stay close to Corrine the colloidal coke dealer. From one crime ridden area to another, Le Tour de Gunt continues!

 

[Pork Packer]

Because the landlord finally hired a forklift

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph struck gunt gold with all his bets and is moving into a million dollar condo to own the alogs. Kiwi sisters I don’t feel so good, have we been owned?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Poll's incomplete, 'he's too fat to walk up stairs' is missing.

I was just thinking "Needs more space for his gunt" was suspiciously absent.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Ralph was invited to live for free at a penthouse suite in Caesar's Palace. After much deliberation he finally decided to bless CP with his patronage and his entire household is currently en route, all expenses paid, five star days forever, ayylawgs eternally BTFO.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Moving in with Baked

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The ghetto rent was too damn high.

(Seriously landlords are all raising rents now. I’d bet Gunt huffy about his being raised before he looked around to discover the rent is high everywhere.)