Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[FinnSven]

I really hope it's this and he ends up bankrupting himself renting a new place way above his paygrade to own the ayylawgs and thus begins the Homeless Arc.

It would be so perfectly on brand for Ralph.

Let’s hope this coincides with Chris Chan being released from custody, messing up whatever is arranged for them, and then having to live in a shanty town or homeless camp, with Ralph and May, probably the baby will have been seized by the social services if it gets this far.

Then weens can set up webcams to track the gunt, May and Chris as they lumber around huffing solvent and drinking moonshine to keep reality from setting in.

 

[DumbDude42]

he'll move into nick fuentes basement

 

[Hüftpriester]

I would vote for the option "Kiwi a-logs making fun of Ralph for living in a hood full of neighbors finally got to him enough to want to move somewhere more bougie"

This. I think we shamed him into moving his young family out of the crime infested shithole of South Richmond. We care more about the safety of his horse and Rozy than he does.

I really hope it's this and he ends up bankrupting himself renting a new place way above his paygrade to own the ayylawgs and thus begins the Homeless Arc.

It would be so perfectly on brand for Ralph.

Ralph will find out that his dollar won't go as far in more desirable locations. I saw someone post a 2 bedroom in MN near Jim's house that's probably in the same price range as his crackshack. The only difference is, it has half the square footage. So unless Ralph moves to an even shittier neighborhood, he's either gonna have to downsize or spend a lot more on rent.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I for one cannot wait for Ralph to mald when he doxes himself due to being a fat retard.
Its going to happen.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Then weens can set up webcams to track the gunt, May and Chris as they lumber around huffing solvent and drinking moonshine to keep reality from setting in.

If Ralph, Meigh and Chris end up in a throuple Null is gonna have to shut down the Farms, because it's never getting any better than that.

 

[GaryGrey]

• Moving because his land lord won't let him renew the lease.
• Cost to renew the lease is too high.
• Smell of booze, cigars, and weed has seeped into the foundation.
• Sick of getting wellness checks and free corn every time May leaves to get him coffee.
• Moving to pwn the property owning alogs since a true rich person can just live somewhere else on a whim.
• May needs help with the baby and her parents are the only option.

Leaning on the last option. Since Ralph only needs an internet connection and liquor store in walking distance to survive location doesn't matter. On the other hand a baby is a lot of work and it helps to have family/friend who can watch for an hour here or there. Right now May might as well be a single mother of two. Cleaning up after Ralph as well as Rozy. If they have money troubles it would make sense to move closer to family rather than pay for child care. May's family might even offer to help out financially in return for moving closer. This is all speculation but it is definitely getting under Ralph's skin.

( t | a )

 

[Father Elijah]

Ralph is now retorting, claiming he signed a lease extension in May? He is braking (sic) it to move. If true, he must either be a. sick of corn offerings, b. sick of reading about how he lives in niggerville, c. running low on money d. all of the above
Thoughts?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Let’s hope this coincides with Chris Chan being released from custody, messing up whatever is arranged for them, and then having to live in a shanty town or homeless camp, with Ralph and May, probably the baby will have been seized by the social services if it gets this far.

Then weens can set up webcams to track the gunt, May and Chris as they lumber around huffing solvent and drinking moonshine to keep reality from setting in.

Two Gunts One Horse

 

[Malaika]

Dodging bills. if you're in debt then moving can put a pretty massive delay on things as it can take them quite a while to figure out their letters are not reaching you.

 

[Dirty_Fur_Burgers]

Be a shame is an alawg hangs around until he does another trip or figures out the forwarding address for the move. Ralph, there could be a gps tracker on your truck right now. Better search it. Maybe it's under Meigh's car, can't fit under that one. Gonna have to jack it up to search. The alawgs will find you, if he's still on probation, unless he got permission to transfer he has to stay in VA. I heard he got jealous of Meigh and all the other sex offenders in his neighborhood hanging out together without him and all the Brothas at the park who've been playing Meigh on her walks. Seems like he wants to get her away from other people. He thought she'd stay in to avoid the sex offenders and N-birds little did he know those are her two favorite groups of people.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

too fat to fit thru doorways

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

So Ralph states he is moving because people keep going to his house, leaving corn and other assorted goodies. In other words, he has been chased out of Richmond by Alawwgs fucking with him.

Yet now apparently there is a  false (see: true) backstory of him being chased out, except Ralph has admitted he is fleeing from people fucking with him. Fleeing and hiding.

The only false part of this story, if he is to be believed, is that his lease is up. You fucking dumb Alogs he in fact broke his lease - do you get it now? Do you understand?

 

[Malaika]

So Ralph states he is moving because people keep going to his house, leaving corn and other assorted goodies. In other words, he has been chased out of Richmond by Alawwgs fucking with him.

Yet now apparently there is a  false (see: true) backstory of him being chased out, except Ralph has admitted he is fleeing from people fucking with him. Fleeing and hiding.
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The only false part of this story, if he is to be believed, is that his lease is up. You fucking dumb Alogs he in fact broke his lease - do you get it now? Do you understand?

Unless he's going to move into an apartment, which I doubt as he would see that as an L. People are just going to find the next spot he moves to, and he knows this as well. I don't believe him that he's doing this to flee the alogs

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Unless he's going to move into an apartment, which I doubt as he would see that as an L. People are just going to find the next spot he moves to, and he knows this as well. I don't believe him that he's doing this to flee the alogs

I do, see the Ralphamale has to spin this as being tired he is oh so tired of all this.

No, the Ralphamale in fact does scare he's running, no, fleeing in terror from the league of super a-logs. His only chance is to move to that same Canadian trailer park that Ronnie has fled to.

 

[BallBuster]

I am sure he thinks he can escape his Ayelawgs by moving (he can't), and ideally he wants to find something cheaper (and let's face it, nicer. The house he is in right now looks like a spastic mongoloid designed it).

Now, I won't say it is beyond the realm of possibility that all his ragepig antics have drawn the ire of his neighbors, which maybe has led to some less than ideal confrontations with them and perhaps the local PD?

 

[Harlan Wick]

His only chance is to move to that same Canadian trailer park that Ronnie has fled to.

Somehow I don't think that would work out for him. He can only enter Canada illegally (the leafs take a dim view of violent convicted felons entering their country). He doesn't wear enough denim (to be hood rich in Canada one must own two jean tuxedos). After a week of him yelling at the Internet all hours of the day his neighbors would turn his ass in to the first person in uniform.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So Ralph states he is moving because people keep going to his house, leaving corn and other assorted goodies. In other words, he has been chased out of Richmond by Alawwgs fucking with him.

Yet now apparently there is a  false (see: true) backstory of him being chased out, except Ralph has admitted he is fleeing from people fucking with him. Fleeing and hiding.
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The only false part of this story, if he is to be believed, is that his lease is up. You fucking dumb Alogs he in fact broke his lease - do you get it now? Do you understand?

This is wordsmithing 100%. So desperate to prove the haters wrong he makes himself look even worse.

"Everybody saying I farted and shit my pants. I didn't fart! It was all shit, actually! I owned you guys!"

 

[draggs]

The floors ain't gonna carry that gunt no mo

Ralph needs a domicile with reinforced everything to bear that load

 

[Beef Elemental]

Does New York have recreational cannabis? I could see that being the deciding factor if he moves in with May's parents.

 

[Dead Wife]

Is he going to force Meigh and Rozy to live in the dilapidated boarded-up shack he inherited (along with Evan) from his Da?