Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[Jack Awful]

Breaking a lease that quickly is definitely alarming. The only positive reason I can see for it is Ralph had a legit threat against his families life but I'd imagine Ralph would squeal about it asap.

Unless Ralph gets assistance with money from Pantsu's parents, I doubt he'd be leaving if they were to split; she'd likely move back to them.

Child support payments would be funny. Vickers gave him the option of paper aborting Xander and Ralph didn't have to take the paternity test. He could've taken the court orders to the chin and slither into Xander's life when he was an angsty teen hating all of the Vickers.

Ralph's gonna look bad no matter where he moves:

Out of the country: Fleeing child support.

In country but cheaper: Superchats not as plentiful and gambling not paying off.

Richer: It'll factor into his ability to pay child support.

He's also presumably abandoning Evan.

Ralph doesn't care about consequences until they actually affect him.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Ralph said on stream he is looking into Tunisia, Mexico and Costa Rica to move to. So I guess there should be an option in the poll called "to avoid child support payments and escape the Vickers".

There is a lot to be said here, about Xander, about taking an L and running scared from the Vickers...

I won't though, that's been said enough and would waste time - what I want to talk about is what this means for Rozy.

Ralph is considering moving to a second world shit hole to escape paying money he can allegedly afford every month. In fact, he can afford it, if he just cut back on gambling and drugs alone he would save thousands a year.

Yet, this means Rozy will go to a school with foreign children - or be homeschooled, given the situ this will be with little opportunity for socialising with other children - and she will live with two outcasts. Poor thing never stood a chance.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Hollllyyyy fuck @theralph you fat psychopath what?

Okay my theory on this is that ralph is leaving the country 100% and its his attempt to make pantsu just leave him and take the kid with her back to rochester. This is insanity.

Ralph if you move to africa you will have so many different problems presented dumbass.

1. The diseases are unreal

2. The medical is scattered and unrealistic in the sense of what an America would come to expect

3. The power grid, water and telecommunications are fucking trash and 10000% expect frequent normal outages you fat retard.

4. You will never ever fit in there ever. You wont ever attempt it. You will get kidnapped by Boko Haram or some shit knowing you

5. No way in hell will you be able to get your kid and pantsu situated ever

6. They are muslim and hate americans dumbass

7. You dont speak any fucking language except wigger


I can just keep going you fat alcoholic retard all day. If you leave the USA you will die ralph. You will ruin pantsu and rozy’s life. Its clear as day you are trying to get them to leave you. No way you dont see that. You are fucking insane lol.

 

[3322]

There is a lot to be said here, about Xander, about taking an L and running scared from the Vickers...

I won't though, that's been said enough and would waste time - what I want to talk about is what this means for Rozy.

Ralph is considering moving to a second world shit hole to escape paying money he can allegedly afford every month. In fact, he can afford it, if he just cut back on gambling and drugs alone he would save thousands a year.

Yet, this means Rozy will go to a school with foreign children - or be homeschooled, given the situ this will be with little opportunity for socialising with other children - and she will live with two outcasts. Poor thing never stood a chance.

Rozy and Meigh are not invited, lol. They don't even have passports.

 

[High Tea]

There is a lot to be said here, about Xander, about taking an L and running scared from the Vickers...

I won't though, that's been said enough and would waste time - what I want to talk about is what this means for Rozy.

Ralph is considering moving to a second world shit hole to escape paying money he can allegedly afford every month. In fact, he can afford it, if he just cut back on gambling and drugs alone he would save thousands a year.

Yet, this means Rozy will go to a school with foreign children - or be homeschooled, given the situ this will be with little opportunity for socialising with other children - and she will live with two outcasts. Poor thing never stood a chance.

Rozy and Pantsu aren't going. He's dropping them off at her father's and never looking back. He ignores his responsibilities. For all his talk to Jim of not abandoning the name your father gave you and of Southern values - the top being heritage - he has no concept of it.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Rozy and Meigh are not invited, lol. They don't even have passports.

Tbh he hasnt mentioned them a single time in his sperging of what shithole hes deciding he wants to flee too. You might be right.

 

[Desktop User2]

Yet, this means Rozy will go to a school with foreign children

Implying the kid is coming along with them if this Namibia arc is true is a reach. If they are going brown, the kid will probably stay with her parents.

 

[3322]

Ralph is right now talking about what he is going to do in DC tomorrow that he can't talk about and can't stream IRL cause he doesn't want people to know where he is at and what he's doing, it sounds like he is going there to look at apartments, could it be that Meigh and him are planning to move to DC so Ralph can be closer to his dealer?

 

[High Tea]

Ralph is right now talking about what he is going to do in DC tomorrow that he can't talk about and can't stream IRL cause he doesn't want people to know where he is at and what he's doing, it sounds like he is going there to look at apartments, could it be that Meigh and him are planning to move to DC so Ralph can be closer to his dealer?

And his fed handler

 

[draggs]

Ralph defects to North Korea countdown

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Hollllyyyy fuck @theralph you fat psychopath what?

Okay my theory on this is that ralph is leaving the country 100% and its his attempt to make pantsu just leave him and take the kid with her back to rochester. This is insanity.

Ralph if you move to africa you will have so many different problems presented dumbass.

1. The diseases are unreal

2. The medical is scattered and unrealistic in the sense of what an America would come to expect

3. The power grid, water and telecommunications are fucking trash and 10000% expect frequent normal outages you fat retard.

4. You will never ever fit in there ever. You wont ever attempt it. You will get kidnapped by Boko Haram or some shit knowing you

5. No way in hell will you be able to get your kid and pantsu situated ever

6. They are muslim and hate americans dumbass

7. You dont speak any fucking language except wigger


I can just keep going you fat alcoholic retard all day. If you leave the USA you will die ralph. You will ruin pantsu and rozy’s life. Its clear as day you are trying to get them to leave you. No way you dont see that. You are fucking insane lol.

I yearn for the day when I can create a "Ethan Ralph V.S. Boko Haram" or "Ethan Ralph V.S. Lord's Resistance Army" thread

 

[Tom Myers]

Gunt got a couple month extension on his lease from his landlord and wants to move to a lower cost of living area to match his shit income from donos.

I'd guess it's to his daddy's house that he inherited. Anywhere else is possible especially if it's within easy driving distance of a casino.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

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Ralph said on stream he is looking into Tunisia, Mexico and Costa Rica to move to. So I guess there should be an option in the poll called "to avoid child support payments and escape the Vickers".

Looks like Costa Rica is going to get some more diverse wildlife. Are pigs and horsepedos native there?

 

[draggs]

Ralph abandoning Neigh and Rozy for a foreign land would not ruin their lives

Neigh's life is already ruined and it might be Rozy's only chance to have a not ruined life if Ralph skates to Nigeria and Neigh takes her to Rochester

Neigh's parents are Rozy's only hope

A very small hope considering the job they did with Neigh, but much better than the alternatives of Ralph and Neigh raising her or Neigh alone

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

> The ROFLmale finally leaves his bunker 20 years after world war 3 destroys the world

"Finally", he smiles to himself, "No more aylawgs! No more getting beat up! I am forever the Ralphamale! The last man on Earth!"

As he steps outside he feels like he just got punched again

>There's nothing left but endless fields of radioactive corn

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Ralph defects to North Korea countdown

Probably would be the best weight loss regiment Ralph would partake in.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

• Moving because his land lord won't let him renew the lease.
• Cost to renew the lease is too high.
• Smell of booze, cigars, and weed has seeped into the foundation.
• Sick of getting wellness checks and free corn every time May leaves to get him coffee.
• Moving to pwn the property owning alogs since a true rich person can just live somewhere else on a whim.
• May needs help with the baby and her parents are the only option.

Leaning on the last option. Since Ralph only needs an internet connection and liquor store in walking distance to survive location doesn't matter. On the other hand a baby is a lot of work and it helps to have family/friend who can watch for an hour here or there. Right now May might as well be a single mother of two. Cleaning up after Ralph as well as Rozy. If they have money troubles it would make sense to move closer to family rather than pay for child care. May's family might even offer to help out financially in return for moving closer. This is all speculation but it is definitely getting under Ralph's skin.
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If this were to be believed I would think that one of the stipulations would be to actually marry the horse, however that hinges on Harry not being a retard.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Gunt got a couple month extension on his lease from his landlord and wants to move to a lower cost of living area to match his shit income from donos.

I'd guess it's to his daddy's house that he inherited. Anywhere else is possible especially if it's within easy driving distance of a casino.

The house in Arkansas, is that the one his mentally ill father died in, alone, and lay mouldering for days before he was found?

 

[deeman]

The inner circle of Null's Li'l Devil Farmers better have a rescue plan in case he turns out in a Boko Haram video, we gotta protect our harvest!

What a great arc it would be, if it was a Kiwi Farms fundraiser that saved his ass.

 

[Rungle]

Ralph's going to commit a Tyrone and escape to Mexico to avoid responsibility for yet another child