Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

[Table Country]

he's moving right next to daddy jim.

Ralph/Metokur sitcom arc when?

 

[Tom Myers]

The house in Arkansas, is that the one his mentally ill father died in, alone, and lay mouldering for days before he was found?

Fresh coat of pant and some glade plugins then it'll be fine.

 

[Merchmongler]

Drachenlord is Germany‘s Chris. The Gunt is America‘s Drachenlord. Cool stuff.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Much as I hate to bring up Vickers, but, if Vickers had reason to believe Ralph was going to leave the country (permanently or dual citizenship or whatevs) does he have legal recourse? Assuming he’s that stupid and instead of thanking god Ralph left, Vickers wants to fuck with Ralph till one of them dies.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm guessing his rental was up and the landlord hit him with a massive rent increase and because he's a lazy piece of shit he waited til the last minute to find a new crack shack

Moving into Ronnies dilapidated crack shack kicking out Dingo who has been squatting on it?

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Ethan Ralph: International Man of Misery. Next stop Mexico...

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Much as I hate to bring up Vickers, but, if Vickers had reason to believe Ralph was going to leave the country (permanently or dual citizenship or whatevs) does he have legal recourse? Assuming he’s that stupid and instead of thanking god Ralph left, Vickers wants to fuck with Ralph till one of them dies.

In the US people can have their passports removed for missing child support payments.

With that said, as of yet Ethan hasn't missed any because the courts have not ordered him to pay - yet - because the court is waiting for him to file his earnings.

At this point though whether he does that is up in the air, it's clear Faith isn't wanting for money so if he never pays and she never pursues then he will never get access to Xander.

...but the Vickers are keeping him from his son.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Ralph has a hankerin for mamacita caca and he wants it straight from the source, full of chili peppers and chorizo.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

That's a spicy meatball!

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

@Null is making him Dance Like a puppet

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm going to guess the landlord raised the rent by a significant amount. This isn't a rare occasion because most rent companies know how much of a bitch it is to move. They're probably a lot bolder because of inflation and they can just site that in the new agreement.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

This could be bad, you guys. What if Ralph actually does move to Africa, where he is slaughtered and eaten by savages? Sure, they want to absorb the white man's magic, we all do. But little do Mtumbu and his friends know the true source of the Ralphamale's power. Our fragile world will not be able to contain the threat of a gaggle of begunted Africans a-hollerin' all over the savannah... And then possibly immigrating to countries all over the globe.

Start doomsday prepping now, is what I'm saying.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

> The ROFLmale finally leaves his bunker 20 years after world war 3 destroys the world

"Finally", he smiles to himself, "No more aylawgs! No more getting beat up! I am forever the Ralphamale! The last man on Earth!"

As he steps outside he feels like he just got punched again

>There's nothing left but endless fields of radioactive corn

And then he gets punched again

 

[Stan]

He wants to get away from May and Roxy on a more long term basis

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He wants to get away from May and Roxy on a more long term basis

If he does do this, then I hope that May and her family go for child custody.

 

[Beavis]

In the US people can have their passports removed for missing child support payments.

With that said, as of yet Ethan hasn't missed any because the courts have not ordered him to pay - yet - because the court is waiting for him to file his earnings.

At this point though whether he does that is up in the air, it's clear Faith isn't wanting for money so if he never pays and she never pursues then he will never get access to Xander.

...but the Vickers are keeping him from his son.

Is that all the court is waiting for? I thought there was supposed to be another court hearing.

 

[MrBond]

i dont think the ralphamale could afford the new york state taxes.
he might be moving to one of these states.

https://www.cnbc.com/select/states-with-no-income-tax/

Taxes? He doesn't even pay his Virginia taxes LOL

I will take my dumb ratings but I think it would be interesting if some irl alog (that homo Jesse is all I can think of) would try to get a tour of the Gunt shack after he moves out as a prospective tenant just to see the shambles Gunt left the place in.

We need this. But unfortunately, they would have fixed up the damage before showing it to potential tenants I imagine.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Taxes? He doesn't even pay his Virginia taxes LOL



We need this. But unfortunately, they would have fixed up the damage before showing it to potential tenants I imagine.

Someone should break in and poop all over it and take pics and claim Ralph pooped all over it and that's why he left. Now that's some Fag Fuck Fanfiction.

 

[Jump]

Im going with Meigh is a single mom and she scored Section 8 housing in a state with better gibs. That's why ralph will never actually wed her. Sec8, EBT, WIC, Obamacare, obamaphone, etc etc.

 

[PaladinBoo]

If he does move out of the country it would be because of the Vickers. He will never admit it but he is terrified of the Vickers. Mainly because Ralph knows that the courts will not be kind to him and make him pay up whatever money he has to the Vickers. We all know that Ralph doesn't have a lot of money and has lied about his income. He thinks that by moving to Mexico he will be safe from the courts and give the Vickers a big "Fuck you bitch!". I find this funny given that he never shuts up about getting custody of his son but little Xander takes a backseat to Ralph's greed and other vices.