Why is Something Awful Forums so woke now?

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Fucking seriously. I still consider myself more left than right, but holy arse-balls, it's like they collectively lost their entire sense of humour, and became these joyless, sanctimonious pricks. And I want no part of that shit.

They went from fun, principled iconoclasts to devout worshippers at the Church Of Woke.
Being generally on the Left, myself, I think that the lack of humor also reflects a much deeper, more serious problem.

Telling members of an online community that they can't talk shit because it could potentially offend a (usually purely hypothetical) third party sounds like a minor, kind of funny thing if you either oppose what that community believes, or if you just don't give a shit about any of it. Same for setting up weird purity tests, where doing a shared project with someone who has a few relatively minor differences with in-group orthodoxy can get you labeled as a rapist who believes that Hitler's biggest failure was not being able to finish the Holocaust or fully implement Generalplan Ost. The problem, if you support any meaningful number of the group's beliefs, is that being able to do that  and get the majority of people in your community to follow along (sometimes when they personally believe that it's either too trivial for such a stern reaction or just outright stupid) is a pretty reliable indicator that your group's becoming insular and focused on internal politics.

That's always a problem, because insular groups are necessarily inwardly focused, and are so divorced from the rest of society that their members often have no fucking clue how crazy an average person thinks they are. It's particularly severe for the Left, though, because human beings are inherently conservative. From a young age, when we're still totally dependent on our caregivers and have evolved to trust them absolutely in order to survive, we're taught the worldview of our families and communities. That shapes how we interpret basically everything, usually until the day we die. Leftists tend to be better educated not because they're big brain smart bois or even necessarily because their views have more, higher-quality evidence, but because it takes years to learn the context needed to realize on your own that your society's beliefs are historically and socially contingent ideas, and that can be questioned. Usually, that also has to be an unintentional process of stringing together seemingly unrelated information until you see the world differently, because people are naturally resistent to deliberate attempts to get them to switch their views on what's right vs. what's wrong. I mean, they should be. That's serious shit, not something to take lightly.

Imagine if someone came up to you and said this:

Everyone you grew up with is wrong and what you believe to be the natural order of things is actually only a century or so old. Here's a book by someone you've never heard of saying, in jargon you've never seen before in your life and using concepts you aren't familiar with, that several parts of the scripture that you believe to be the word of God were really written by charlatans and fraudsters. That should definitely convince you that those quotes about women needing to subordinate themselves to men are morally wrong, and that all human beings should have equal rights. I know that your holy book specifically says that those who call good evil and evil good will roast alive in a sea of molten lava for all eternity, but you won't. Pinky promise.

 That is what you have to figure out how to do, in a way that won't (at best) be ignored, if you're on the Left. Kind of a hard weight to pull, right? Now imagine if the person doing that is also a condescending asshat who thinks that everyone secretly understands that they're right (including about other topics that most outsiders can see are detached from reality) just because everyone who they talk to regularly believes the same things that they do. Also, that their ideological opponents are all borderline retarded bigots who hiss and spit at the site of any book longer than 150 pages that isn't the Bible. It's actually more reasonable to ignore that than it is to listen because, 9 times out of 10, someone doing that is in a cult and wants to teach you how to get the alien ghosts out of your rectum by screaming at ashtrays and dying from neglect in a shitty Florida hotel room after you have a psychotic break due to their abuse.

I used to post occasionally in some online Leftist forums, but only when I had what I believed to be useful or interesting information, because the rules on most boards had gotten too strict for members to actually have enjoyable conversations. Then half of them got taken over by Red Army LARPers who autobanned me for posting in a drama subreddit that had hosted a thread where people mocked the mods of /r/socialism for calling a female webcomic artist a misogynist because she enjoyed drawing catgirls. Not, like, sexualized catgirls, or loli catgirls, or catgirls owned as pets. Literally just otherwise normal adult women in a popular anime artstyle where they had cat ears, because she though it was cute. I dropped out of that community altogether a few years later, after getting into what seemed to me like a pretty civil disagreement with a Foucault-obsessed AnComm who linked a random blogger's article on how a severe mental illness that I actually suffer from was just a label used to control women in the Lumpenproletariat, and catching an unexplained five-day ban. It was when I asked why and got a message containing just a copy-paste of the board rule banning misogyny, and a screenshot of a comment where I had politely pointed out (with a link to a peer-reviewed research paper) that the psychiatric community's consensus had shifted away from the idea that the condition was actually more common in women, that I decided to take my permaban like a man and reply with a music video where Eminem politely asks for the real Slim Shady to stand and receive an ovation. Terroristic threats, obviously.

The real misogyny was the critique of structural misogyny we made along the way, apparently? I don't know. I know that wasn't the first genuinely bizarre strike I'd gotten across several different websites, though. Others highlights included using the most heinous slur since the development of written language by calling National Bolshevism "some st*pid shit", and mansplaining that the molecular diagram for an obscure chemical in the carbonium ion family wasn't actually a misprint of methane to a user whose gender I didn't actually know, and who may have been displaying false, socially conditioned deference by thanking me and asking if I had any links where she could learn more about superacids. Overall, it just creates a bizarre, tense atmosphere that I don't really want to participate in. I don't honestly what the tone on SA is like, and I can't imagine ever getting bored or lonely enough to find out by paying to use a forum that peaked 15 years ago and needs to be put in a museum of historically significant website fossils, but it's so widespread now that it would be a rare bird if not. I'm not trying to pet a black swan, regardless. White or black, all swans are proof that some birds have never forgotten their shared heritage. I think I'll let Chris Pratt keep the angry dinosaurs to himself.
 
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2010s changed the gaming industry and cut the pedigree off.
This is why the PC Master Race is a meme. Consoles made gaming accessible for the computer-retarded. Absolutely a correct direction to take for making money. A killing move for creative people that want to learn about computers who are a minority and no one cares.

You can still be creative, it just got a little harder.
 
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This is why the PC Master Race is a meme. Consoles made gaming accessible for the computer-retarded. Absolutely a correct durection to take for making money. A killing move for creative people that want to learn about computers who are a minority and no one cares.

You can still be creative, it just got a little harder.
There's people adding flyable planes to Daggerfall thanks to a guy remaking the game in Unity. The PC gaming scene is fine as long as you aren't playing AAA shit.
 
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You might like this article from 9 years ago: https://intellectuaagregoes,out.org/2016/06/psychologist-social-justice-the-new-religious-fundamentalism/ (archive: https://archive.is/nPdqq ) Jonathan Haidt was definitely at the forefront of identifying this problem.

I'm glad we agree, but Dawkins and Haidt created the problem. Or more precisely the spiritual vacuum that was filled with anti-fascism and intersectionality. They either were never clever enough to anticipate it or just didn't care because the public adoration fed into their egoes.
 
This is why the PC Master Race is a meme. Consoles made gaming accessible for the computer-retarded. Absolutely a correct direction to take for making money. A killing move for creative people that want to learn about computers who are a minority and no one cares.

You can still be creative, it just got a little harder.
Okay except valve prints money and they never folded so whatever demoralization you're trying to get at doesn't land and just makes you look like a complete bootlicker
 
This is why the PC Master Race is a meme. Consoles made gaming accessible for the computer-retarded. Absolutely a correct direction to take for making money. A killing move for creative people that want to learn about computers who are a minority and no one cares.

You can still be creative, it just got a little harder.
Consoles had some of the finest and best games just like the rest of the industry did. There was a lot of stuff all going on in the 2000s but most of the seeds for the industry's failure was planted in the late 1990s, changed the gaming culture in the 2000s, and led us to the problems of today. That and a lot of the games from the 1980s to 2000s were made by people who were technical wizards or hired on similar talent; whereas people today don't have that same talent. It's not as clear-cut as the meme where talented, smart people who love video games are replaced by retards, women, and DEI hires, but no one has that visionary talent anymore.

But that's for the Games topic...
 
I can't quote your whole post, but thank you for making it. It was easily one of the most interesting, thunkful posts I've read here.

Thank you. Tbh, I kind of got carried away, because I think about this topic a lot. I mean, I  actually believe the things that I say I believe, so it's legitimately fucking worrying that so many people get so caught up in bullshit that they'd prefer to blog while Rome burns rather than actually look out the window. That was a little childish in 2014. It's fucking brain dead in 2025.

I would honestly rather participate in a community that leans right but where my own views aren't arbitrarily censored than in a community where everyone nominally agrees with me, but where I'm eventually going to get booted for forgetting that there are eggshells all over the floor.
 
It took me a long time to admit it, but you're absolutely right.

A lot of people *need* ...I wont say they need "religions" - but they need the thing that religion does, the purpose that it serves in the human psyche. It's exactly like how people need tribes, and if you take away real tribes, they get heavily invested in, for example, sports - it serves the need that tribes used to serve.

You might like this article from 9 years ago: https://intellectualtakeout.org/201...ial-justice-the-new-religious-fundamentalism/ (archive: https://archive.is/nPdqq ) Jonathan Haidt was definitely at the forefront of identifying this problem.
It's structure. Most people need some sort of structure in their lives. Alongside the tribal tendencies, most people gravitate towards a natural leader of some sort. Look at how many disparate communities and cultures throughout world history end up with a King/Queen/Chief/Dictator ruling over their tribes. Hell, its even prevalent in the animal and insect worlds. Queen bees, ants, pack leaders, etc. Democracy and a civilization or culture that is decided by all is really a recent human invention.
 
... says the user with former Microsoft CEO and current multi-billionaire NBA team owner Steve Ballmer as an avatar.

Guess it takes one to know one?
are you purposefully pretending to be unaware of the concept of juxtaposition to be a passive aggressive loser on the internet, or do you legitimately not understand what jokes are?
 
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What was the name of the obnoxious gay Dutch tankie? I think he was a mod back in the day. I hated that fuck.
 
This is why the PC Master Race is a meme. Consoles made gaming accessible for the computer-retarded. Absolutely a correct direction to take for making money. A killing move for creative people that want to learn about computers who are a minority and no one cares.
The really big money was always in console gaming.
Starcraft was the best selling PC game of 1998*, it was a phenom and reached console numbers when it came to sales. It released in march and by the end of the year it had sold 1.5 million copies. Ocarina of time was released in late November 1998 and before the year rolled over, meaning six weeks, it had sold 2.5 million copies. The PC market was still small compared to the console market. And it continued to be like that for quite a while.

*other 1998 PC games: Half-Life, Baldur's Gate, Thief, Unreal, Grim Fandango, Fallout 2 and probably more that I can't remember.
What was the name of the obnoxious gay Dutch tankie? I think he was a mod back in the day. I hated that fuck.
I don't remember(Mclaine?) but he wanted to abolish the age of consent and the day he was unmodded he became the second most ignore-listed person on the site. In the beginning he was more of a libertarian.
 
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>Erm, actually, interest users were always left leaning, chud
Yeah, ok, bro. All these stupid faggots updooting your post maybe believe your gas lighting attempt, but anyone who actually lived thought the early day of the internet knows everything you've said is total bullshit.
Also
>Joined Apr 26, 2023
Lol. Stupid fucking newfag. Where did you get your story from?
>the most right leaning guy here was Hulk Hogan, believe it or not.
Lol, there's no way people actually read your post, because that is the worst fucking lie about this post.
 
Where did you get your story from?
i was a user back from the EDF/Kiwifarms days,
Lol, there's no way people actually read your post, because that is the worst fucking lie about this post.
if you joined in 2021 you might actually feel its absurd.
, but anyone who actually lived thought the early day of the internet knows everything you've said is total bullshit.
so now you're saying Gay marriage is a totally right wing position? i bet you're a zoomer who doesn't even know what a civil union even is
 
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i was a user back from the EDF/Kiwifarms days,
Yeah, sure. Ok bro.
>so now you're saying [out of nowhere politics]
soy-4chan lol.webp
 
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