Why should I be Catholic?

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This is a partially serious partially funposting thread. But I am considering converting to RC. I have already been baptized as a protestant.

RICA normally starts in the fall and I am considering taking the classes. My main issue is with the current Pope. I have never seen such a globohomo puppet in action. How do trad caths reckon with that?
 
What do you mean "should I" convert. It's either real or it's not, correct or it's not. It's a religion, not a fashion trend. Do you believe in their specific version of doctrines? Does your gut say it makes more sense?

If so, do. If not, don't.

The fact that you are thinking that the current pope is an unchristian globohomo agent implies that Catholic ideas that the Pope can be trusted to convey the infallible word of god (even if he very rarely exercises this) are untrue. So you disagree with at least one significant aspect of doctrine (the ability to declare Dogma).
 
Catholicism is retarded and is more about ritual than the Bible. I don't know why right wingers are thinking that being Catholic is cool either when most DNC politicians are Catholic. There's a reason behind that.
 
Catholicism is retarded and is more about ritual than the Bible. I don't know why right wingers are thinking that being Catholic is cool either when most DNC politicians are Catholic. There's a reason behind that.
Castro was a Catholic
 
Why would you ask a question of such gravity on this site and expect insightful or intelligent answers? Ask you nearest priest or do research yourself unironically. This is a not an intellectually oriented site. Don't expect answers that aren't shitposts or blantantly uniformed bullshit.

That being said, if you are really serious about being Catholic, then the best reason for it is that it unironically is the most historically accurate version of Christianity that's also not bound to any particular ethnicity or race. There's a book called the 4 Witnesses: The Early Church in Her Own Words and it goes over pretty much all the dogmas of the Early Church and how they are fundamentally unchanged from the times of the early Church. Which makes sense becuase Protestantism is and always was an overreaction to the corruption of the Church of the 1500s (which was real and denying it is kinda retarded), which made efforts that would have been better used to reform the corruption in the Church into splinter religious groups that preach something entirely different with very little to no historical basis in Tradition. This is where the general tendency of these groups to be ignorant of the medival period, the late and middle Roman Empire and the various tendencies and beliefs within the Church come from which is funny because dogmas like the Trinity and the Divinity of Christ were formalized within this period. It's generally good to be on top of your history, especially in some area where it is important to you on a personal or technical level.

Orthodoxy is fine, my only problem with it is that it tends to be extremely ethnocentric. If you are outsider in Orthodoxy, you will never truly be like the rest of your congregation since you don't share the ethnic or linguistic history with everyone else, which can be a bit alienating. Sure there is the Antiochian Rite, but those aren't common churches in the West IIRC. I'd rather not deal with that.

As for Pope Francis, unironically I don't think he's the greatest Pope ever but there have been bad Popes before him and probably after him. He's not all that special really. At least he's orthodox in his beliefs if generally ineffective.

Also for the trad Catholic thing, don't. If you are going to become Catholic, just go to Mass (even traditional Latin Mass or any other of the more historied liturgies), obey the Church and Savred Tradition and recive the sacraments. Don't do this trad/lib/Tex-Mex etc. Catholic. That's kind of an arbitrary distinction where there needs to be none. Also, if you don't want to be Catholic at the end of the day, that's fine too. Just make an informed decision and don't trust random shitposters for actual answers.

Catholicism is retarded and is more about ritual than the Bible. I don't know why right wingers are thinking that being Catholic is cool either when most DNC politicians are Catholic. There's a reason behind that.
Because the people in the DNC that are Catholic come from traditionally working class, Catholic ethnic groups that moved to America like the Irish, Italians, various Hispanic groups, etc. Now, they are basically the equivalient of cafeteria Protestants, that are culturally Protestant but don't care much about their religion. That's the same reson why the GOP is full of Christians that love Jews and Israel now even though that level of love for Israel is not only not in the Bible but actively unChristian: no politician is actually religious and uses their religion for brownie points. Or very few of them are.
 
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As long as you follow the One and True Pope, I am okay with you becoming one.
 
As a "corrupt" Pope, depending on your view of course, Francis is relatively tame.

Other Popes have kept barely legal male consorts, held near daily orgies, sold the Holy office more than once within their own lifetime, proclaimed genocides on entire cities which while Catholic they just didn't particuarly like, stole children from parents and kept them hostage for decades, presided over the world's largest international pedophile ring cover up and infinitely more.

Francis is baby tier. They've had bigger shit to worry about and they usually do with the same mental gymnastics as everyone else; crucially however is that the Pope is only infallible while speaking with "teaching authority" to the Church or Ex Cathedra but crucially....Nobody can know for sure when that is, they can only tell you when he wasn't when another Pope contradicts them.

There's bigger hurdles for most Catholics than that, but it just makes sense if you do the rituals over and over usually.
 
As a Catholic my best advice is to really dive deep into the theology of the Church. If you agree with what it teaches, then your dislike for Francis is no reason to remain outside of the Church. However if you don’t agree with what the Church teaches, then you need to really reconsider what you believe before you ever think about joining the Church. Hope this helps and God bless.

Also, we have funny hats.
 

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I come from a yuge and bigly family of Catholics and most of them have no idea who Francis is. Most Catholics have little or no idea what papal infallibility is either. The downside is that I see every pope being unrepentant globalists from here on out, more concerned about what the World Economic Forum thinks than what Catholics think and has been the case with every pope post-Vatican II. It is what it is.

Why? The church is worth trillions of dollars in terms of money, various riches, and real estate that they don’t want to lose. They don’t want to be on the wrong end of the globalists and again, this did not start with Francis but Vatican II sixty years ago. You will have to realize there will be no baste pope as the whole idea of a pendulum is retarded cope at best. So if you want to be a Catholic, just realize it will be done in spite of the church rather than because of it, which makes you wonder why even bother with it in the first place.

So my advice is to a deep research on the theology and see if it’s worth it because the church is irreparably pozzed and that is how it’s going to be in our lifetimes. So your desire to be Catholic must be with that in mind. Catholicism has a lot to it but tradcaths have no real grasp of the religion and modern Catholicism is dying. So understand that your faith must be strong enough to navigate through all that bullshit. It can be done if you go in both eyes wide open. Good luck.
 
As a Catholic my best advice is to really dive deep into the theology of the Church. If you agree with what it teaches, then your dislike for Francis is no reason to remain outside of the Church. However if you don’t agree with what the Church teaches, then you need to really reconsider what you believe before you ever think about joining the Church. Hope this helps and God bless.

Also, we have funny hats.
The theology is just plain wrong in many ways regardless. They like developed their own narratives, such as Mary's perpetual virginity, and that ended up retconning Jesus's brothers even though they are in the historical record. It's all so stupid. Orthodox is similar, but at least they aren't handcuffed to the papal hierarchy nonsense. According to my gf, she mostly learned about "the sacraments" as opposed to the content of the Bible in Catholic school, etc. The main appeal to internet users over other denominations appears to be aesthetics, something literally inherited from the pagans. I like the art, but I can't really conceive that as being a reason why the theology could be superior.
 
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Why would you ask a question of such gravity on this site and expect insightful or intelligent answers? Ask you nearest priest or do research yourself unironically. This is a not an intellectually oriented site. Don't expect answers that aren't shitposts or blantantly uniformed bullshit.
I didn't, which is why I said it was half funposting. I am actually considering it but have some reservations. I just wanted some different viewpoints, maybe some people would bring up some things I hadn't thought of, particularly from RCs themselves.
 
The theology is just plain wrong in many ways regardless. They like developed their own narratives, such as Mary's perpetual virginity, and that ended up retconning Jesus's brothers even though they are in the historical record. It's all so stupid. Orthodox is similar, but at least they aren't handcuffed to the papal hierarchy nonsense. According to my gf, she mostly learned about "the sacraments" as opposed to the content of the Bible in Catholic school, etc. The main appeal to internet users over other denominations appears to be aesthetics, something literally inherited from the pagans. I like the art, but I can't really conceive that as being a reason why the theology could be superior.
Even Luther and Muslims (which are a splinter group derived from Christian, Jewish and spastic Arab paganism beliefs) belived in Mary's perpetual virginity. It's only within the last 200 years that has been questioned becaue like everything Protestant, it is a protest against established tradition. The word for brothers (adelphoi) in Greek is also translated as cousins or close kin and it is used in other places in the Greek Bible specifically to mention cousins. If they wanted to say blood brothers, they would say philia. This is why I don't like Protestantism: it's low info Christianity that makes any idiots opinon as valid as any others because religion becomes a purely personal deal, not a communal nor cosmic matter. It's why trannies can think they are the opposite gender when they clearly aren't by any other metric and we are forced to agree with them and why #MeToo type shit is running rampant: there is no way to sort the bullshit from the actual fact of the matter. Idiots also deserve to be saved but their opinions should not matter because they are uninformed. This is why democracy is a retarded idea unless you make sure only the people with something to lose can vote.

This is why hierarchy exists not only in liturgy but also in nature and especially in the fucking Bible: God loves mankind but He knows how haughty and prideful they can make themselves and their opinions out to be. Hierarchy basically sorts that shit out and gives an actual litmus test for testing bullshit.
 
In all fairness, despite everything everything else, Jesus teachings are"if you believe in me, you will live in my kingdom ".

Catholic church, protestants or any other branch tries to capitalise on this without making this a point.
Im not religious myself, but if i wanted Christian salvation i d just take it and run with it. At the end of the day, the rest is just cosmetic.
 
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