Why the fuck can't I edit or delete my super duper uber awesome posts?

[TheFinalCountdown]

Why the fuck can't I edit or delete my super duper uber awesome posts?

 

[Furret]

You haven't sent Null enough feet pics yet.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

You get that privilege when you write at least six paragraphs about your penis in deep thoughts.

 

[MemeGrey]

Editing and deleting posts is for flakey betas who can't stand behind their words

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Editing and deleting posts is for flakey betas who can't stand behind their words

I use it for when I have more highly intelligent and useful information to add. For example this:

 

[MemeGrey]

Just

 

[MemeGrey]

Double post

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Double post

I will rape you so hard that my penis will emerge from your mouth covered in shit.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Editing and deleting posts is for flakey betas who can't stand behind their words

I dunno, I've made a few accidental sincereposts and low effort memes that even I had second thoughts on

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Why the fuck can't I edit or delete my super duper uber awesome posts?

You need to send a DM to @Null suggesting what country he should host the site server in. Don't explain any reason either, just list off countries.

 

[lurk_moar]

I am the edit queen. Of course, you can edit your posts, phaggot.

 

[TheFinalCountdown]

I still cannot edit posts, what would happen if I made a typo, a really terrifying typo y'know? Something that would make even the most hardened of humans shit themselves in pure, unfiltered fear. What would happen if a horrifying event were to happen, and I still don't have the ability to edit my fucking posts? Would the world fucking end?

Imagine the sheer horror the users of this internet forum would feel if I suddenly did a tpyo.