Why the fuck can't I edit or delete my super duper uber awesome posts?

I still cannot edit posts, what would happen if I made a typo, a really terrifying typo y'know? Something that would make even the most hardened of humans shit themselves in pure, unfiltered fear. What would happen if a horrifying event were to happen, and I still don't have the ability to edit my fucking posts? Would the world fucking end?

Imagine the sheer horror the users of this internet forum would feel if I suddenly did a tpyo.
 
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