Will anyone miss Tommie?

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Im gonna use him as a cautionary tale of how not to be

He really is the real life equivalent of cursed Brothers Grimm characters. Do the exact opposite of what he would, and you're already on the road to success.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Maybe the real Tom Tooter was the friends we made along the way, laughing at crazed hobo.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Tom's not gonna die, though. A spaceship with reptilian Jewish aliens is going to come down and take him to Zeta Reticuli where he will become a real woman.

Yup. Any minute now.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tom's not gonna die, though. A spaceship with reptilian Jewish aliens is going to come down and take him to Zeta Reticuli where he will become a real woman.

Yup. Any minute now.

He hasn't seen the space ship yet. That's why he is too afraid to kill himself

 

[blablabla]

i hope he dies soon

 

[Positron]

Miss him? Maybe for the first week.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

The conmen who keep tricking him into giving them money. I think those are the only people who will miss Tom.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The conmen who keep tricking him into giving them money. I think those are the only people who will miss Tom.

Missing their source of income

 

[Baguette Child]

I used to really enjoy laughing at Tommy, but now he's just... boring. Dull. Uninteresting. So I really don't give a shit if he lives or dies tbh.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Tommy the type of nigga to trespass in heaven just to rape the spirit dogs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Tommy the type of nigga to trespass in heaven just to rape the spirit dogs.

I think the fact Thomas keeps doing evil things is because animals have no souls and therefore they all go to hell.

 

[ñññ]

I used to really enjoy laughing at Tommy, but now he's just... boring. Dull. Uninteresting. So I really don't give a shit if he lives or dies tbh.

His shit gets repetitive too soon. Oldfags here must have the patience of saints.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

dave will

 

[repentance]

His shit gets repetitive too soon. Oldfags here must have the patience of saints.

His shit is so repetitive that if anyone did actually miss him it would be trivial to make a bot which was indistinguishable from Tommy.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I used to really enjoy laughing at Tommy, but now he's just... boring. Dull. Uninteresting. So I really don't give a shit if he lives or dies tbh.

His problem is kind of similar to a lot of terminal stage cows, which is that they don't have anything else to lose. I was thinking about it the other day when I considered what I wished would happen to Tom when he became homeless. What would happen?

Would he die? He's already headed for that anyways and his life is shit, so it would probably be a mercy. Would he get arrested? He's a hobo, all going to prison would do is give him a slightly different way to live off the taxpayer's dime. Would he get injured? Then he'd go to the hospital on government assistance and be given a cushy place to stay for a week or so.

KF paying attention to him is the height of his life, and at this point he's taking that for granted. He actively resists doing or sharing anything people might find amusing. He won't even do the alliterative insult thing anymore.

So no, at this point it's about time for Tom to die.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't just a bit.

Like don't get me wrong, It'd be one less paedo dogfucker in the world, which is very obviously a good thing. But no cow has given me more entertainment than him.

 

[nekrataal]

No, I won’t miss him none.

 

[mr.moon1488]

>Will anyone miss Tommie
Not if they properly zero their optics.

 

[Nick Gars]

I'll miss being able to call him a fat, COPD-ridden, dog philandering, kid diddling, garbage quarry golem, and having him go on a warpath of indignation.

That's all I'll miss about him though.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

What I miss was how entertaining he was! That guy was such a joke! Yet, if the world is safer with the demise of his dog raping pedo ways, then so be it.