Will anyone miss Tommie?

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There's probably a handful of fleas and roaches that will be miffed about getting evicted
 
Of course Tom will be missed.

He's so obnoxious he won't let there be any damn peace on his own board. How could we not notice?
 
Well, it's rather lovely in the greater Tucson metropolitan area this time of year.

Maybe Tommy should go for a nature walk in the desert outside town for a bit. Y'know, touch saguaros and all that. Try his luck with a coyote - either the human or animal kind.
 
Only the dogs who can no longer hump his hand and the 7-11 whose trash collection bill will increase 5fold after Tommy stops treating their dumpsters like a Golden Corral
 
He’s not lovable, he’s not funny, he’s not a she and he doesn’t have any value.

The only reason he has a sub forum still (please correct me if I’m wrong) is because he’s actually a dangerous Un-convicted sex criminal.

I remember back in the day when the forum was debating removing Tommy and/or ADF Phil because they were both stale, boring as fuck low cows. Tommy was kept on because he’s never been convicted of one of his many many sex crimes, so either he dies or goes to jail before he looses this subforum.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I think the only reason there is a board here is to tard wrangle Tom
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This is part of why he has a subforum, he gets reliably shoo'd back in whenever he breaches containment, otherwise he'll shart all over the forums with his banal bullshit much like he sharts all around his apartment.

The rest of it being that while a literal and proverbial toothless geriatric, is still a danger to children and animals and it's good to keep him prominently featured. He does still produce some milk however such as blowing through his inheritance at a high speed with literally nothing to show for it other than some gravel shoveled off a street in south africa and ran through a rusty tumbler before selling it to Tom. His rages are amusing, yet sad. The tard wranglers at Tucaon don't get paid enough, and I dread for anyone who falls under his change of venue, assuming he drifts away from Tucson.

Tom, harboring the animal spirit of the cockroach, the spirit of the parasite, and the spirit of dementia, will linger on unless he does something particularly dumb and catches a bad heat stroke to further boil his already addled brain into a barely functioning goop at which point a long term institutionalization seems likely.
 
I only know of Tommie from the MATI stream about him, and that was enough. Having an entire section of the site for someone like him is overkill at this point, and once he's gone and his section is gone, the site will have slightly less clutter. So no, I don't think anyone will miss Tommie, or at least I certainly won't.
 
I mean I miss my entertainment, but I can get that elsewhere. In all honest no one's gonna miss the freak. I hope he gets hit by a bus doing something dumb.
 
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