Frozen Fishsticks
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Autistics don't have souls. You need a soul to go to Heaven or Hell.
Will Chris go to hell?
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NULL: How comes it, then, that thou art out of hell?
CHRIS: Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it:
Think'st thou that I, who saw the face of Bob,
And tasted the eternal joys of CWCville,
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells,
In being depriv'd of everlasting bliss?
O, Kiwi, leave these frivolous demands,
Which strike a terror to my fainting soul!
- Christopher "Weston" Marlowe, The Tragical History of Doctor JULAY
CHRIS: Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it:
Think'st thou that I, who saw the face of Bob,
And tasted the eternal joys of CWCville,
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells,
In being depriv'd of everlasting bliss?
O, Kiwi, leave these frivolous demands,
Which strike a terror to my fainting soul!
- Christopher "Weston" Marlowe, The Tragical History of Doctor JULAY
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Crystal Weston Chandler
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The totem was a physical manifestation of his soul, and he sold it.
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Legend has it if you bring all the relics together and destroy them, Chris will be banished back to CWCville forever.
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He lives in podunk Virginia in a hoard infested hole with a used up old slag that drains his money. He's already in Hell.
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all of this is assuming that hell is actually where dead people go and not the realm of hades or something...
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Null’s waifu pillow.
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Hell might not even be that bad a place for OPL considering cwcs legendary autistic pain tolerance, as long as the demons don't start taunting cwc with images of blarms or MLP G5. Otherwise, I can see cwc just ignoring the fire and trident pokes while phatasizing about cartoon horses humping old commodore consoles or something.
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Even God and Satan have not sorted out how much is Chris's fault versus how cursed he is with a tard brain. If God has to make a decision on it, it proves God is fallible and existence collapses. If Satan decides, it weakens all of Hell and Heaven invades with no contest, triggering the End of Days.
Thus, Chris will ultimately be sent to a facsimile of his bedroom for all eternity. He is a divine conundrum reality bomb.
Thus, Chris will ultimately be sent to a facsimile of his bedroom for all eternity. He is a divine conundrum reality bomb.
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Chris embodies the seven deadly sins, so outlook is grim.
That is only if hell does exist.
Can hell exist without heaven?
Can heaven exist without god?
What kind of god would allow Chris to exist?
It makes me doubt there is a hell other than people themselves.
That is only if hell does exist.
Can hell exist without heaven?
Can heaven exist without god?
What kind of god would allow Chris to exist?
It makes me doubt there is a hell other than people themselves.
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No
Chris' soul was consumed by the horde
when he dies he will become one with the horde
Chris' soul was consumed by the horde
when he dies he will become one with the horde
RustyNail(her)
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Even though he does it in childlike ways, there is no deadly sin he isn't guilty of
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In Catholic theology, there are three requirements for a sin to be mortal and warrant eternal punishment:
1) It must be a grave matter
2) The sinner must know of the gravity of the matter
3) The sinner must consent to it.
It can be argued that Chris does not fulfill the latter two requirements, due to his ignorance on the matter and due to his capacity for decision-making- if this is the case, his sins would be venial if it were even one at all, and they would warrant temporal punishment (purgatory) instead of eternal punishment. Now, whether or not us Kiwis are going to hell... well...
Matt.7. [1] Judge not, that ye be not judged. [2] For with what judgment ye judge,ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. [3] And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
1) It must be a grave matter
2) The sinner must know of the gravity of the matter
3) The sinner must consent to it.
It can be argued that Chris does not fulfill the latter two requirements, due to his ignorance on the matter and due to his capacity for decision-making- if this is the case, his sins would be venial if it were even one at all, and they would warrant temporal punishment (purgatory) instead of eternal punishment. Now, whether or not us Kiwis are going to hell... well...
Matt.7. [1] Judge not, that ye be not judged. [2] For with what judgment ye judge,ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. [3] And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
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