WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Shout out to your boy Nick Gur

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Hey there mister wings
We're so pleased to pull your strings
Look around see what you do
Everybody laughs at you

 

[Mannlicher]

Not sure why this guy keeps thinking this hypothetical surgery is going to a cure-all for his weight issue, he's just going to stuff himself back to 450+ pounds again after it. Although, he prolly just goes on about it to get his paypigs to keep shelling out dough.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

One of his trolls has made an entire album of remixed songs. Which one do you like best? Chair Squeaker is my favorite.

 

[Whatdidyousay?]

Looks like he got the surgery.

 

[millais]

Now he must survive the flight back to USA without his stitches rupturing and his stomach exploding.

 

[MiamiRick]

Oof. I got nothing on this, but I have seen some of his compilations on Youtube. Dude's spent well over $200+ on controllers alone. He see's his viewers as nothing but pay-pigs. How is this behavior not banned on Twitch, when you're generally shitty to you audience in the magnitude this guy gives, your partnership should be pulled or put on hold. Christ. Knowing him though, someone is going to troll him and he'll eat himself out of his surgery.

I believe there was a video of him talking about real-estate. The dude has a knack for math/number crunching. Surprised he didn't try a career as an accountant/real-estate agent.

 

[thismanlies]

Looks like he got the surgery.

Did he go through the proper steps to get that kind of surgery or did he just throw money at the doctors to cut him open? The latter may be highly detrimental to his health.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Did he go through the proper steps to get that kind of surgery or did he just throw money at the doctors to cut him open? The latter may be highly detrimental to his health.

He went to Mexico for it, so that's one thing...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He went to Mexico for it, so that's one thing...

Well when you can't get a Thai job I guess it's the next best thing.

 

[millais]

Did he go through the proper steps to get that kind of surgery or did he just throw money at the doctors to cut him open? The latter may be highly detrimental to his health.

He went to Mexico for it, so that's one thing...

He couldn't get the surgery in USA, because the American doctors refuse to perform the surgery unless the hambeast can demonstrate their ability to follow a dieting regimen and lose a certain amount of weight in the months before the surgery. Wings lacked the willpower to manage such a feat, so he went to Mexico where the surgeons don't care, so long as they get paid.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I guess he's liable to get his wings a whole different way now, redemption seems less likely though.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

This reminds me of a short story where a guy goes to Mexico and winds up going under the knife, only to wake up mutilated into a "female" and being sold off to a digusting, fat pimp immediately after.

How long until this retard regrets cutting corners on major fucking surgery? When the sub-par stitching break and splits open his gut? When he starts getting ill from an infection? Or when he realizes that Juan and Jorge sewed a scalpel into his body?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Good on him for getting the surgery, I hope it helps him improve as a person as weight is just one thing he needs to do. But its a start.

Also, Pussy Slayer is number 1 on that album, Chair Squeaker is a close second.

 

[LN 910]

This reminds me of a short story where a guy goes to Mexico and winds up going under the knife, only to wake up mutilated into a "female" and being sold off to a digusting, fat pimp immediately after.

How long until this exceptional individual regrets cutting corners on major fucking surgery? When the sub-par stitching break and splits open his gut? When he starts getting ill from an infection? Or when he realizes that Juan and Jorge sewed a scalpel into his body?

Source.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

So Wings went to Mexico to get gastric bypass?
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna eat any "hencho en Mexico" sausages in the near future.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Source.

Absolutely disgusting, ugh.

Imagine being the poor asshole that woke up that day, going to work thinking that he's gonna have a normal day (whatever a normal day is for a surgeon in the third world) and seeing this motherfucker greet you as you walk into the hospital through a main entrance suffocated by towers of black bags full of trash and vermin.

Automatic doors sliding open to reveal this grinning, obese gringo in an oversized wheelchair, lathered up in yellow surgical paste, excited to have your rusty scalpel cut his stomach in half in the hopes that it'll keep him from eating as much food as would feed your starving family for a month. A fat gringo who shunned the first world's options for medical and personal assistance so he could be a burden to your broken society just because he didn't want to pay for his shitty behavior. All that resentment building within you until you decide to say fuck it and not use the penicillin once the incisions are closed.

Wings is fucked.

 

[Simple As]

Absolutely disgusting, ugh.

Imagine being the poor asshole that woke up that day, going to work thinking that he's gonna have a normal day (whatever a normal day is for a surgeon in the third world) and seeing this motherfucker greet you as you walk into the hospital through a main entrance suffocated by towers of black bags full of trash and vermin.

Automatic doors sliding open to reveal this grinning, obese gringo in an oversized wheelchair, lathered up in yellow surgical paste, excited to have your rusty scalpel cut his stomach in half in the hopes that it'll keep him from eating as much food as would feed your starving family for a month. A fat gringo who shunned the first world's options for medical and personal assistance so he could be a burden to your broken society just because he didn't want to pay for his shitty behavior. All that resentment building within you until you decide to say fuck it and not use the penicillin once the incisions are closed.

Wings is fucked.

What I hate most about him is he is one of these fat ignorant slobs that think because they get one of these surgeries, now they can eat whatever they want AND lose weight without lifting a finger!

Fucking loser.

 

[WC 027]

My guess is that the potential danger doesn't come so much from Cocaineland itself, but more from the fact that retards like Jordie probably go for the first beaner doctor they find instead of doing their research.

 

[Noodles&Nuggets]

My guess is that the potential danger doesn't come so much from Cocaineland itself, but more from the fact that exceptional individuals like Jordie probably go for the first beaner doctor they find instead of doing their research.

You have not been paying attention to Wings lore. He didn't blindly pick the first doctor he found. It's clear he did a good amount of research into his options. I'll agree that he went for the cheapest options, even risking a failure with the Mexican doctor specifically for a lower cost surgery.