WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%
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leeweesquee said:
Dude will need a heart attack, or amputation as a wake up call at this rate.
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Nah, there are plenty of people out there who've had 5+ heart attacks and still not changed anything about their lifestyle or diet. There's a reason ER workers often harbor some pretty deep resentment for fat "frequent fliers."

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As a long-time ELO fan I'm obligated to hate this, but it's still pretty good.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
Can anybody fill me in on why she and Wings are married. Like, how did they even meet in the first place? I heard Wings married her for health insurance, but I can't see what she gets out of the marriage since Richard is a woe-is-me, 500 pound sad sack whose only method of income is having people online that hate him give him troll donations and who treats her like a doormat.
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This is the condensed version:

- They've known each other for around a decade. They met of Plenty of Fish.

- She wound up flaking on their plannd dates in the past and but they seemingly remained friends throughout the years. ( Her flaking was also the source of drama, right before they were married, on streams for wings as he talked a lot of shit about her and the situation on PKA during his shawk jawk years)

- After the short-lived weightloss from his surgery, wings won her heart. He was a true sigma male at this point. Fancy new salvaged mustang, new bucket free kitty cats, new surgery founded electronics, etc.

- I don't remember when but wings introduced her on stream before they were married and trolls put it together that this was the same girl he bashed in the past (along with him talking about her being great for insurance and other stupid shit).

- Trolls won for a short time and the wedding was postponed. They blew up her family's dms with wings lore.

- Wings and Kelly would still eventually get married. Kelly was (maybe still is) a 40+ year old virgin with a history of cancer. Not like her chances of getting married were getting any better. But I doubt at the time she would have guessed she'd become the new caretaker to our plump pimp.
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
Can anybody fill me in on why she and Wings are married. Like, how did they even meet in the first place? I heard Wings married her for health insurance, but I can't see what she gets out of the marriage since Richard is a woe-is-me, 500 pound sad sack whose only method of income is having people online that hate him give him troll donations and who treats her like a doormat.
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She is a cancer survivor and at the age where most of modern women are married for the second time. She probably thought that she is at the end of her line and was afraid to be alone, which doesn't make her choice any better. When she talked about being afraid of a relapse, Jordie told her to grow up. Can't say I feel too bad for her, since people warned her about Jordie, but this is just fucked up.
 
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The tree still up? What a lazy prick.
8WWC said:
Oh dear, this may be the worst 'pedo take' video yet. "16 is 3 years past childbearing age" and him doubling down on defending a 26 year old grooming a 15 year old is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad.
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Really good idea including the context so Wingo can't say shit
 
leeweesquee said:
The tree still up? What a lazy prick.

Really good idea including the context so Wingo can't say shit
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Alright, reel tawk, here's the thing about me saying a 13 year old is of prime childbearing age...I was a 28 year old child when I said that, get the fuck on with this shit, honestly dude. I'm not some pedophile, I literally am a knot and for real they might have included the context but they forget -- I was a shock jock for comedy's sake fourteen years ago.
 
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Earth Rocker said:
Some more stuff from PKA came out with Jordie saying some pretty tasteless things. I still don't think he is a pedophile just a fat retard.
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Yeah, he just said things that pedos usually say multiple times and then "flirted back" with girls who are overage now. Could happen to anyone, like honestly.
 
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TheRealSlimShady said:
go away ralad you autistic arab or i will bomb brisbane uni real talk!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe I'm listening to too much Conway Conman and starting my own bit of racial profiling but that'd be a believable Sparky dox.

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I love how he words this as a PKA being cancelled thing conveniently a day after the clip of him justifying the 26yo grooming the 13yo surfaced. I'm sure it's PKA being cancelled here and not Wings.
 
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8WWC said:
Maybe I'm listening to too much Conway Conman and starting my own bit of racial profiling but that'd be a believable Sparky dox.

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I love how he words this as a PKA being cancelled thing conveniently a day after the clip of him justifying the 26yo grooming the 13yo surfaced. I'm sure it's PKA being cancelled here and not Wings.
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the PKA thing is about how the retards that pay $50 a month to be in a discord server the hosts don't even check on were chimping out because someone leaked their logs and they wanted to dox the guy who did it but apparently harassed some innocent retard that recently joined their autism club. the rest of community has been laughing at some retard named fish who was leading the attacks against the innocent retard by acting like an internet tough guy.

the guy who was doxed allegedly has contacted a lawyer so maybe we might have a PKA lolsuit if wings were to join in.
 
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