WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

  • Total voters
    2,810
I don't think he would try to molest a child himself
His infamous stream with "overage now" girls. And keep in mind that this is how he was acting publicly. I don't wanna think what he could pull out behind the closed doors with his beliefs about age of consent and rape. Probably, something "as big as dat bahtle" and unsolicited.

Wings will happily take in burgers and Pepsi he didn't ask for through DoorDash, but god forbid you send him a salad.
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To be fair, it's like a million salads too late to care.
 
That salad doubles as a metaphor for the surgery
What gets me is his trolls claim to want things like deplatforming him, or for him to lose weight; sending him copious amounts of fast food, and monetary donations to do a 'troll message' isn't the way to do it. One is going against your own goal, and the second is directly financing this supposed 'fat pedophile animal abuser' via paypigging, even if some claim/show they've charged back.
 
What gets me is his trolls claim to want things like deplatforming him
You say it like it's one entity, not a bunch of people with different opinions.

sending him copious amounts of fast food, and monetary donations to do a 'troll message' isn't the way to do it
Yeah, it's not like Jordie claims that his "trolls" are criminals who want him dead, but if they feed the fat pig - "oh, great, just what I needed, except salad".
 
I know I shouldn't be surprised every time Wings reaches a new low but he keeps managing to drag the bar just a little bit lower. It's kind of incredible how he uses his own lack of willpower as a way to assign blame to everybody around him. The trolls made him fat because he can't stop drinking their Pepsi, his wife makes him fat because he can't stop eating her food or tell her not to bring him any. I get that he's blaming everybody around him so he doesn't have to take responsibility for his weight gain and because he has no interest in losing weight to begin with- but damn he really has to not have a shred of self awareness left at this point.

Also telling people he's ending the stream unless he gets DoorDash and then throwing it away when it turns out to be salads again. But no. It's the trolls and Kelly's fault.

But let me guess: In about a week he's going to deny he ever blamed Kelly and the trolls just took everything out of context. In fact he's not losing weight at all and it's just the camera angle and the lighting.
 
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So today I watched some recent Wings 62IQ compilation and in it, I got reminded just how much he actually lost weight at one point. First photo is from 2 years ago, the one at the bottom is wings now from the latest Lummox clip. AND he is wearing a hoodie, otherwise he would look even worse. This man doubled in size but was on a healthy path at one point. Even his unkempt beard cant hide the triple chin anymore. 62IQ failure.

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but was on a healthy path at one point
Not really. He lost all that weight only because A - he was physically unable to eat much, B - his body was healing and it takes some of your calory intake. If he had any other gastric surgery that would prevent him from eating much, the result would be the same.
 
Kelly accidentally showed Wings' browser on stream while she did an Animal Crossing playthrough. Here he is begging Google Support to 'ban da trolls' and saying to them "they troll me, so I'm not racist" thinking this futureproofs him from any clips yet to surface.
62IQ, road to 600lbs.
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I love it when we get to see how flaggers fill out the details of the frivolous reports they file. It provides some very interesting insights into how their minds operate.
 
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Jordie's plan of getting rid of the trolls by playing boring games isn't going too well. He tried playing TLOU2 and Tsushima but quit after nobody watched so he went back to COD.
I know people point this out all the time, but can you imagine dropping into a COD lobby just to hear this man piss and moan to his chat about his KD and riot shield trolls over open mic? Like awnestly Richard.
 
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