WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Power Glove]

 

[raiderjones]

So Wings has been stuck bottom fragging in the bottom of Plat, suddenly gets Diamond in just a few days off-stream, then bottom frags his way back down into the bottom of Plat in 2 days? Surely somebody as money obsessed as him wouldn't be paying for ELO boosting to protect his paper thin ego.

 

[Matt Damon]

Surely somebody as money obsessed as him wouldn't be paying for ELO boosting to protect his paper thin ego.

Sometimes I almost forget how Richard's entire self-worth rests upon him being good at video games because even the clip channels barely bother documenting his gameplay failures anymore. His trolls literally have a better sense of what ought to be important in his life than he does.

Imagine having all the problems Richard does and your absolute highest priority in the world is your Rainbow 6 rank.

 

[Robust User]

I try not to imagine Richard ever.

 

[Power Glove]

Sometimes I almost forget how Richard's entire self-worth rests upon him being good at video games because even the clip channels barely bother documenting his gameplay failures anymore. His trolls literally have a better sense of what ought to be important in his life than he does.

Imagine having all the problems Richard does and your absolute highest priority in the world is your Rainbow 6 rank.

I guess if you really have nothing else going in your life then your self-worth is depended on your R6 rank. He literally says this multiple times a week, he feels like less of a man if he did bad in R6 match. How much of a broken toy do you have to be?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I guess if you really have nothing else going in your life then your self-worth is depended on your R6 rank. He literally says this multiple times a week, he feels like less of a man if he did bad in R6 match. How much of a broken toy do you have to be?

The kind of broken toy that needs testosterone shots because his fat has made him an estrogen filled woman.

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

So Wings has been stuck bottom fragging in the bottom of Plat, suddenly gets Diamond in just a few days off-stream, then bottom frags his way back down into the bottom of Plat in 2 days? Surely somebody as money obsessed as him wouldn't be paying for ELO boosting to protect his paper thin ego.

Never underestimate the actions of a carried diamond.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I guess if you really have nothing else going in your life then your self-worth is depended on your R6 rank. He literally says this multiple times a week, he feels like less of a man if he did bad in R6 match. How much of a broken toy do you have to be?

I just can't understand that mindset. Videogames are meant to be y'know, fun.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I just can't understand that mindset. Videogames are meant to be y'know, fun.

That's why when people try to turn what they love or what they deemed as enjoyable as a form of work, it can sometimes completely backfire on certain people if for instance, you rely on it as your sole form of income and not as a side gig, play games for too long that you eventually dread the times you have to boot them up again and again and get a massive sense of relief once you're finished with them, or your work ethic is just really poor and you can't just stay on the grind for so long because it just wears you out mentally.

The pimp seems to have a problem with all three of these things, if he was to work in a factory again like he used to, he'd make up all sorts of excuses for why he'd hate that work and how for someone of his predicament it would be bad for his health and kill him, sure yeah fair enough whatever you say Richard, but the guy has multiple cars, it's not like he'd be incapable of hauling his ass to another place of work.

Being singularly obsessed about a Rainbow 6 rank that doesn't even mean anything in the grand scheme of things is a pissweak excuse for him to be crying about how hard his life is or how he has to beg for donations, his priorities are fucking ludicrous compared to your average joe.

 

[Table Country]

Hey guys it's been a while since I checked out the thread what's been going o--

In print, the likes of Jordie is on the front cover of Business (page B1)
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Oh.

Jordie's face on the front of several news publications is a sight to behold. Fills me with a strange sense of pride.

 

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[prof3ssional_3-b3ggar]

i...i..i have i have more land than you...ever see dude what's 12 times 6 ?

I guess if you really have nothing else going in your life then your self-worth is depended on your R6 rank. He literally says this multiple times a week, he feels like less of a man if he did bad in R6 match. How much of a broken toy do you have to be?.

 

[Power Glove]

i...i..i have i have more land than you...ever see dude what's 12 times 6 ?

Shit, you got me there homeboy. At least you didn't ask me what a predicate is, or have me read a page from a Harry Potter book.

Meanwhile, some more Wingo disaster stream clippings

 

[Matt Damon]

That's why when people try to turn what they love or what they deemed as enjoyable as a form of work, it can sometimes completely backfire on certain people if for instance, you rely on it as your sole form of income and not as a side gig, play games for too long that you eventually dread the times you have to boot them up again and again and get a massive sense of relief once you're finished with them, or your work ethic is just really poor and you can't just stay on the grind for so long because it just wears you out mentally.

See, that part I can understand, but you'd think if he was so sick of games, he'd stop caring so much about winning. But not only does he still care about winning despite claiming to hate streaming, it's probably the most important thing in the world to him.

Richard even manages to be pathetic and contemptible in ways that seem logically contradictory.

 

[Robust User]

Richard heartily believes that he is good at video games, and because he failed at losing weight, even by cheating with surgery, when he loses at a game then he is losing the only thing that gives him any self-worth.

He needs to find Jesus.

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

I said this shit for shock jock value on a podcast fifteen years ago dude, reel tawk. I am the most trolled man on the internet, Hell I'm the most trolled man PERIOD. Heres the thing about the New York Times, they have ruined muh life, they have colluded with the trolls to fuggin destroy me, and all chat wants to do is tell me I deserve it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

5:00

Even though the article was about online hoaxes and Jordie had nothing beyond a little mention despite his size. The sheer amount of delusions this man has, my God.

 

[raiderjones]

It really didn't take him long to start spinning the NYT article both ways. First when it comes out it's libel and is going to completely destroy him. Now that it's been a whole two days he's already spinning it like the entire article is about him and how everybody hates him. The article just completely changes based on what he thinks will get him sympathy. That's legitimate narcissism. In fact...

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure Wings is batting 1000 here.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

It really didn't take him long to start spinning the NYT article both ways. First when it comes out it's libel and is going to completely destroy him. Now that it's been a whole two days he's already spinning it like the entire article is about him and how everybody hates him. The article just completely changes based on what he thinks will get him sympathy. That's legitimate narcissism. In fact...
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I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure Wings is batting 1000 here.

100% he does. I think it's pretty common in live streamers, in general

 

[Impossible Brutality]

I’m honestly surprised Richard isn’t more well-known than he is. Poking at him gets some pretty funny responses and the last year has had plenty of different drama arcs. His life is incredibly boring but his delusions make up for it.

He never leaves his shithole enough to be truly interesting, so I’m a way I do get it. He’ll never get an STD from a prostitute, probably…