WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Matt Damon]

There are undoctored clips of Wings actually claiming to have seen CP on several different occasions including graphic descriptions of what he saw and clips of his calls to bring the age of consent down. That doesn't prove he's a pedophile, but those are certainly evidence stronger than him saying "trust me, bro, I'm not".

Richard also describes having been shot, having survived a comically high fall at Metglass, going to South Korea for a StarCraft tournament, and having an absurd number of sexual conquests for anyone, let alone a morbidly obese man who rarely leaves his home.

I guess it's possible that this is a rare instance of telling the truth, but I just assume everything Richard says is a pathological lie from a low IQ manchild who will say anything to impress others and has little understanding of the world ("I need a passport to go to Chicago") or social conventions.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Wings talks more about his boxing ambitions, including losing weight:

I just assume everything Richard says is a pathological lie from a low IQ manchild who will say anything to impress others

He faked (which he has admitted to) being drunk on PKA:

Compilation of "drunk" Wings on PKA:

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Hahaha.
Like a rat fleeing a sinking ship.

UPDATE: WingsTings' (@WingsTings) Youtube channel has now been deleted.

 

[vertebrae]

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

UPDATE: WingsTings' (@WingsTings) Youtube channel has now been deleted.

Apparently WingsTings is going to jail for swatting:

UPDATE: Source from Keem:

Source (Nitter).
Archived tweet.

 

[ChampFantana]

I think that Bingo should continue with the boxing. He could call himself the Butterbean of YouTube and fight other lolcows. It would be a LOT of fun to see the Plump Pimp beat MovieTardPig into a coma

 

[Matt Damon]

Well, Richard is right back into his normal routine of e-begging, whining, and self-pitying. I knew it was coming eventually, but even I didn't expect it to happen so soon.

He learned absolutely nothing from his success, like a true lolcow.

 

[Devious Dave]

Apparently WingsTings is going to jail for swatting:

UPDATE: Source from Keem:
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Source (Nitter).
Archived tweet.

A couple pages back a guy on here was saying this would happen I just wanna know who or what got swatted I think they were trying to cancel wings flight they must have tried to swat the airport or something and it backfired horribly on them

 

[Cherry Dude]

Well, Richard is right back into his normal routine of e-begging, whining, and self-pitying. I knew it was coming eventually, but even I didn't expect it to happen so soon.

He learned absolutely nothing from his success, like a true lolcow.

Right on cue:

 

[K!w!Fartz]

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Looks exactly how I imagine all of wings' trolls...

 

[SandyCat]

Looks exactly how I imagine all of wings' trolls...

With how bad wing's trolls have gotten I'm starting to root for wings at this point

 

[Ultrapenguin]

With how bad wing's trolls have gotten I'm starting to root for wings at this point

Obviously wings has been whiny, he's been a shitty dude at times, there's definitely things he's done that are irritating, he has very white trash sensibilities, but the thing is that regardless of how anyone feels about Wings it's clear that his trolls are all exactly like worse, less interesting, more cowardly versions of him. That's why they latch on to him.

Therefore it only seems right to root for the big man himself over the inferior Winglets.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Obviously wings has been whiny, he's been a shitty dude at times, there's definitely things he's done that are irritating, he has very white trash sensibilities, but the thing is that regardless of how anyone feels about Wings it's clear that his trolls are all exactly like worse, less interesting, more cowardly versions of him. That's why they latch on to him.

Therefore it only seems right to root for the big man himself over the inferior Winglets.

I try not to lecture but I think this is too good an opportunity to put forth. The lolcows we watch are pretty good representations to ourselves for the things that irritate us most. This is for psychological reasons specific to each one of us. It could be any number of things, and for most casual watchers/laughers it's often something so minor it could never be pinned down. For example DSP reminds me of a friend I had in high school that insisted he was hot shit and could do no wrong. It's just funny to see him perpetually fuck his own life up and DSP is just like DLC for watching the actual guy crash and burn his life also.

In the case of Wings Trolls, the more I looked into them the more obvious it was a serious case of them fighting themselves. You know, the old "thou doth protest too much" situation. The more I found intimate information on, the more clear that many of them were just...lesser wings. They wanted free money, they wanted some mote of notoriety, look at how many open YT channels even. They are so close to doing what they need and not having to care anymore but their own insecurities eat them alive, and where does that get focused?

I'm a lover of Jung, ever since I read the Great Books of the Western World after college. If you believe in the concept of The Shadow, these folks are an amazing way to understand the concepts as a beginner.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Interesting video about Wings007 by some random commentary channel. Apparently even after the fight, Wings007 refuses to let Jordie get a well deserved W and is trying to push a narrative that he's a pedophile who was in possession of cp becuase of a PKA clip taken out of context from years ago. Mazettic (the channel) asked Wings007 if he thought Jordie had cp then why didn't he call the cops, and Wings007 tried to compare it to the EDP situation.
It's worth a watch.

 

[Matt Damon]

Interesting video about Wings007 by some random commentary channel. Apparently even after the fight, Wings007 refuses to let Jordie get a well deserved W

It's a moot point because Richard went right back to moping within days. Anybody like that video creator who legitimately believed he was going to be "probably getting out of lolcow status" and starting some kind of redemption arc clearly don't know the history.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's a moot point because Richard went right back to moping within days. Anybody like that video creator who legitimately believed he was going to be "probably getting out of lolcow status" and starting some kind of redemption arc clearly don't know the history.

I guess, but it's not enough to just say that. They have to say "he's a pedophile! Keemstar is dick sucking when he calls out Wings trolls for trying to get his fight cancelled and he's protecting a guy who's just like EDP!" This is why Wings trolls are as mocked as they are.

 

[Matt Damon]

I guess, but it's not enough to just say that. They have to say "he's a pedophile! Keemstar is dick sucking when he calls out Wings trolls for trying to get his fight cancelled and he's protecting a guy who's just like EDP!" This is why Wings trolls are as mocked as they are.

Oh sure, a ton of Wings trolls are psychopathic losers who've committed actual criminal acts in some cases. But the wave of Richard-guarding I've seen against those trolls over the last few weeks is just embarrassing - they seem to believe that it's some cruel twist of fate that an entire cottage industry has coalesced around this man, rather than a direct result of 15 years of consistent lolcow behavior.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I've discovered more dent-tractors in the DSP sphere that are specifically wings trolls. They sit in DSP's chat complimenting him, nodding their heads, giving him memberships, and even small tips/superchats. One recently accidentally said something that lead to his actual internet footprint, and wouldn't you know it he's got an entire identity around Wings trolling, and referenced a new secret Wings chat location.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

I've discovered more dent-tractors in the DSP sphere that are specifically wings trolls. They sit in DSP's chat complimenting him, nodding their heads, giving him memberships, and even small tips/superchats. One recently accidentally said something that lead to his actual internet footprint, and wouldn't you know it he's got an entire identity around Wings trolling, and referenced a new secret Wings chat location.

I've been seeing huge amounts of comments along the lines of "Wings trolls should go after DSP" lately acting as if mocking these fuckup streamers is some sort of holy mission. Seeing freaks like MusicBizMarty trying to get close to Wings just illustrates that these people aren't just laughing at lolcows, they're trying to use them to launch their own e-careers.

 

[Cherry Dude]

We're back to the sub 300 viewers e-begging woe-is-me Wings now.

Wings's trolls are all faggots but at least they make sad sack Richard entertaining at times like when he spergs about having FBI contacts. Everyone who said Wings would be content and happy without his trolls was obviously fucking wrong, because even after a massive boost in publicity with the boxing match this fat retard still can't pull more than 250 viewers and cries about it constantly.

 

[SandyCat]

We're back to the sub 300 viewers e-begging woe-is-me Wings now.

Wings's trolls are all faggots but at least they make sad sack Richard entertaining at times like when he spergs about having FBI contacts. Everyone who said Wings would be content and happy without his trolls was obviously fucking wrong, because even after a massive boost in publicity with the boxing match this fat retard still can't pull more than 250 viewers and cries about it constantly.

That sucks to hear. I was hoping we might see a Wings (of) redemption arc. He was stepping out of his comfort zone and seemed relatively normal for awhile

Tho I still believe my earlier theory is also true, if Wings gets his shit together I could see him going down the path of the streamer GreekgodX; dropping the woe is me self pity attitude only to become overly confident to the point of becoming malicious. It's like what Woody said "when Wings was on top of the world he wasn't very kind to it"