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Wings isn't very kind to anything he's on top of. Because he's fat.when Wings was on top of the world he wasn't very kind to it
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Wings isn't very kind to anything he's on top of. Because he's fat.when Wings was on top of the world he wasn't very kind to it
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Sad to hear that the siren call of Wendy's chilly, Pepsi and begging while doing the minimum work possible was too strong for the Plump Piiiimp to handle. Reminds me a bit of DSP and how a lot of these type of lolcows could turn their lives around with a little effort (In Wings case he was handed down the opportuinity on a silver platter). But being a fat lazy slob that does nothing of value is too temping to them.That sucks to hear. I was hoping we might see a Wings (of) redemption arc. He was stepping out of his comfort zone and seemed relatively normal for awhile
Tho I still believe my earlier theory is also true, if Wings gets his shit together I could see him going down the path of the streamer GreekgodX; dropping the woe is me self pity attitude only to become overly confident to the point of becoming malicious. It's like what Woody said "when Wings was on top of the world he wasn't very kind to it"
As cringe as Breaking Banquet's intros are, "Wings never changes" is pretty spot on. I legitimately didn't think he would even go through with the boxing match at the time, so I was genuinely surprised he even showed up. But yeah, pretty much immediately he squandered all the goodwill it bought him. PKA were showing interest in having him on the show to talk about it, and again he thought he was in a position to demand $30,000 to be on their show. He'd go through periods of bragging about the boxing match, then immediately telling people to stop bringing it up. He'd say he was planning on fighting someone else, then right after say he'd never fight again.He will never change. There will never be a 'redemption arc'. He squandered the boxing money just like he squandered his surgery. Anyone who is actually surprised that this happened by this point is clinically retarded.
Really crazy how Wings beat Boogie's ass and humiliated him, but while Boogie took the choice to exploit the "unfair" boxing match for grifting capabilities, Wings took all that goodwill and threw it away.Let this serve as the final nail in the coffin to the "Wings would be happy without his trolls streaming to 200 viewers" narrative that gets parroted in this thread on occasion.
Wings's trolls almost all 'left' after his boxing 'redemption'. The people that hate watched him almost entirely moved on. His streams are full of nothing but support.
What does Jordie do? Throws it all away. Doesn't maintain a stream schedule. Cries and complains about low viewers. Starts banning the word 'boxing' in his chat. Gives sob stories for sympathy points about how depressed he is because he gets no views, no engagement, and no money.
Wings was ABSOLUTELY DEPENDENT on trolls hate watching and donating to him. It has been categorically proven that Wings is nothing without the trolls at this point.
He will never change. There will never be a 'redemption arc'. He squandered the boxing money just like he squandered his surgery. Anyone who is actually surprised that this happened by this point is clinically retarded.
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I very much wish I could remember which stream it was, but in one of the newer pity streams Jordie had, he mentioned that any kind of schedule "gives him anxiety because then he feels like he has to do something", so as a result he'll never make a stream schedule. I mean it was the most limp-wristed excuse I've ever heard. Absolutely, hilariously sad and pathetic for a grown, married man.The superchatter suggesting Wings actually keep a schedule is smart. I never know when Wingo is streaming.
He's given so many excuses to why he won't get a schedule at this point. When he's really desperate for money, he'll attempt to regularly stream. Then he'll use the fact that he didn't get as much money as he wanted as an excuse for why a schedule wouldn't help him. I think he's also said he doesn't want streaming to feel like a job, but then he'll cry about how it's his job and he expects a certain amount of money.I very much wish I could remember which stream it was, but in one of the newer pity streams Jordie had, he mentioned that any kind of schedule "gives him anxiety because then he feels like he has to do something", so as a result he'll never make a stream schedule. I mean it was the most limp-wristed excuse I've ever heard. Absolutely, hilariously sad and pathetic for a grown, married man.
You weren't kidding, just caught it on Breaking Banquet. Holy cow, what an embarrassing meltdown to have on stream. "If it's not set up the way I like then I'M JUST LEAVING, HMPH."Absolute disaster stream today, boys. He's now at the point where he's banning anyone who mentions "Only Up!", the game he promised he'd stream 3 days ago. He got into an argument with Cheese and Corrupt, and unfriended Cheese.
Cheese is a cuck who's been playing with Wings for 5+ years, and Wings has called Cheese a pedophile before. So I wouldn't be surprised if Cheese comes back, though.