WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%
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Apoth42 said:
Jim's appearance on that podcast was very informative. The guy had his grandmother stick a finger up his ass to break up the shit to save him from getting killed by a giant turd. Truly something incomprehensible to me.

Strange how they never discuss how he apparently doesn't chew any of his food. Seems like something that'd be relevant to the shitting story.
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Thanks for remindind me of that. I really needed that.

The shitting storry is actually relevant ,as it shows the high level of damage he did to his boddy.

And as his former friends proved it is possibel for him to lose kilograms withought the surgerry.He lost 40 pounds while on diet with them and by doing exercise. So his 'Sorry guys the doctor said i didnt lose enough weight ,although i tried to and folowed the doctors diet' is complete trash. And rather then have some self control and have the surgey in USA ,one of the wealtiest countrys ,he has to go to Mexico.

If this isnt a recepy for disaster i dont know what is. It is better if he dosnt get the surgerry at all, then go to Mexic get the operation ,only to die ,thanks to his stitches breaking thanks to his bad eating habits and bad lifestyle.
 
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Actually one of the parts about that whole video I found most interesting... and there's a lot of shit in there that's just fucking astounding... was the bit where it's revealed that his mother takes advantage of him and abuses his trust and essentially steals his money.

Now, every single other story they tell about this guy highlights his selfishness, his lack of care for others, his ingratitude, his complete failures of empathy. And yet he's apparently a huge momma's boy... even as she pretty clearly just sees him as The Bank Of Fat Son. I dunno why but that's actually kind of fascinating to me. Maybe it's to contrast against the other lolcows I follow fairly closely where their mothers, if anything, were way too good to them and it's produced nothing but resentment and dismissing their contributions.
 
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Keep Yourself Safe said:
He's from Conway SC my man.
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Holy shit I've actually met this man, I don't remember I exact reasoning but me and some buddies were headed Waccamaw river and we got a hotel in Conway. Jesus I need to get my time line together and give a series of events it's been like two years but I never forget a cock head like that.

Jigglyjogglers said:
Actually one of the parts about that whole video I found most interesting... and there's a lot of shit in there that's just fucking astounding... was the bit where it's revealed that his mother takes advantage of him and abuses his trust and essentially steals his money.

Now, every single other story they tell about this guy highlights his selfishness, his lack of care for others, his ingratitude, his complete failures of empathy. And yet he's apparently a huge momma's boy... even as she pretty clearly just sees him as The Bank Of Fat Son. I dunno why but that's actually kind of fascinating to me. Maybe it's to contrast against the other lolcows I follow fairly closely where their mothers, if anything, were way too good to them and it's produced nothing but resentment and dismissing their contributions.
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Sadly this is a common thing in SC now I know far too many parents that are training their kids to be piggy banks and shackling them down so that someone will actually take care of them when they get old rather than actually loving them it's fucking sad and pathetic, honestly I'm amazed this dude isn't on meth or prescription drugs seeing as that's how must of us south Carolinians deal with our problems now.
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Actually one of the parts about that whole video I found most interesting... and there's a lot of shit in there that's just fucking astounding... was the bit where it's revealed that his mother takes advantage of him and abuses his trust and essentially steals his money.

Now, every single other story they tell about this guy highlights his selfishness, his lack of care for others, his ingratitude, his complete failures of empathy. And yet he's apparently a huge momma's boy... even as she pretty clearly just sees him as The Bank Of Fat Son. I dunno why but that's actually kind of fascinating to me. Maybe it's to contrast against the other lolcows I follow fairly closely where their mothers, if anything, were way too good to them and it's produced nothing but resentment and dismissing their contributions.
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Alot of lolcows have shitty parents, either abusive or coddled. Didn't Boogie have similar parents? Both Wings and him have weight issues which could be a result of that.
 
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I heard the "jammed turd" story. Honestly, what the fuck are you even supposed to do in such a case? Finger fuck yourself? kek, maybe that's why he keeps sniffing his fingers.

Be better to just avoid the situation entirely by not eating like a fucking pig.

The podcast was interesting as fuck. Can't wait for Jim's vid on this fat piece of shit. This guy is pretty much done. Metrics say he makes at most 800$ a month from youtube alone. I can't imagine he makes much more from donations and shit. Kek, a fat fuck like that, each truck load he eats for dinner would most likely fuck up his finances.
 
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Sir Auroras said:
I heard the "jammed turd" story. Honestly, what the fuck are you even supposed to do in such a case? Finger fuck yourself? kek, maybe that's why he keeps sniffing his fingers.

Be better to just avoid the situation entirely by not eating like a fucking pig.

The podcast was interesting as fuck. Can't wait for Jim's vid on this fat piece of shit. This guy is pretty much done. Metrics say he makes at most 800$ a month from youtube alone. I can't imagine he makes much more from donations and shit. Kek, a fat fuck like that, each truck load he eats for dinner would most likely fuck up his finances.
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Didn't the guys at the podcast said he made a lot of money from donations? The fat fuck is pretty much DSP meets Boogie
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Didn't the guys at the podcast said he made a lot of money from donations? The fat fuck is pretty much DSP meets Boogie
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They did. As they pointed out, his demanding, assholish behavior actually works. He says stuff like "If you worthless fuckers don't donate $100 in the next half hour I'm stopping the stream" and the worthless fuckers donate. Some of them are probably there trying to get more content for compilation videos (at least unlike when people give Chris money this is actually likely to result in content, I suppose), but some people are just like that. They get the idea that someone's important and cool in their head and that someone treating them like shit won't shake that. "Yessir Mister Wings sir! $100, just please don't stop streaming!"

I mean it keeps him in money but in all other ways it's almost certainly the absolute worst thing for him. It reinforces his assholish behavior and is driving him further and further from the point of ever being able to communicate with people on a normal level. He's a prime example of how you don't have to be autistic to be completely incapable of understanding normal social interaction, you just have to be a big enough dick.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Didn't the guys at the podcast said he made a lot of money from donations? The fat fuck is pretty much DSP meets Boogie
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Fuck you're right. I completely forgot about that shit. Findoms then, ey? Nothing like donating to some fat fuck because he told you to in a mean voice...
 
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Ever since I clicked on a video on Wings, YT has been spamming me with "detractor" videos. Shows me for not disabling YT history before clicking on shit.

Honestly, I can see why people would find this guy fascinating in a train wreck way. But for me he's just boring and pathetic. He's like DSP but fatter, more pathetic, but less funny*.

*Funny in a so bad it's good way.
 
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He's streaming right now. He jumped from 400 viewers, to 1.6k in seconds. So either someone is troll hosting him, or he's viewbotting. I'm leaning towards a troll host, considering chat is full of people calling him Richard and asking him how his finger smells. He's largely ignoring all of it... but he did get pissy when I said he was boring to watch and that him staring at the wall was harder than he made it look.
 
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More Wings Salt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsChw938qZ0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VCGp0R4gmo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiZwAmb2Xfk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob2JV7ttKJE This blob of grease is a perfect cross between a short fuse and a slow-motion trainwreck with a penchant for paranoia. There's also the incident when he admitted to using his sister's anti-depressants behind her back. Discounting the cunt-like nature of doing this alone, Jordan has zero ideas of the potential mental health risks and side effects of using prescription drugs meant for a woman with depression.
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiZwAmb2Xfk
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I saw this one last night. It's one of the first times I've ever seen him play a single player game, and was amused to see him so elegantly demonstrate what the PKA guys said about how he thinks so highly of himself for playing all his games on Hard despite not actually being any good at them. One hour to clear the very first fight, and complaining and reeeeing the whole time while refusing to lower the difficulty because he's "not a pussy". About the only surprise was that he was actually asking for advice, even though he clearly wasn't following it.
 
Man I hope we get Wings's reaction to this because it would be just amazing.

Bet a controller gets broken tonight boyos.
 
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