WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Catboys the Musical]

Where's Richard at? Does he lie about his weight? Does he need a knee replacement like Boogie1488 does?

Post surgery, Wings would lie about his weight constantly. Now he says he doesn't even check it, that he doesn't care about his weight anymore, and says that he's a lost cause.

Wings got the gastric sleeve because he thought it'd be an easy way to shed weight because he'd get full sooner. He didn't adjust his diet of fast food and only fast food, and he didn't add any exercise to his routine. He lost a lot of weight early on, then he gradually started gaining it all back and then some.

There was a clip like 3 months ago where he and Kelly showed their weights on a scale. The Discord weens told them to show their weights on stream if he wanted his PSN account back, back when it got hacked. I can't find the video now, since a lot of these channels were purged. But I think he was around 400lbs or so.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Post surgery, Wings would lie about his weight constantly. Now he says he doesn't even check it, that he doesn't care about his weight anymore, and says that he's a lost cause.

Wings got the gastric sleeve because he thought it'd be an easy way to shed weight because he'd get full sooner. He didn't adjust his diet of fast food and only fast food, and he didn't add any exercise to his routine. He lost a lot of weight early on, then he gradually started gaining it all back and then some.

There was a clip like 3 months ago where he and Kelly showed their weights on a scale. The Discord weens told them to show their weights on stream if he wanted his PSN account back, back when it got hacked. I can't find the video now, since a lot of these channels were purged. But I think he was around 400lbs or so.

He was 426 during that lions den call and claims to have lost weight since then. No fucking chance since his chin has gained an additional layer since then. During that boring ass car stream last night he leaned back and legit looked like a massive marshmallow.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

But I think he was around 400lbs or so.

Yeah, around, but from the other side.

Where's Richard at? Does he lie about his weight? Does he need a knee replacement like Boogie1488 does? Curious about Richard and his failed surgery.

Just take Boogie's story of weight loss failure and replace his name with Jordie, it's literally the same fucking thing - fatso gets his guts cut, does nothing afterwards, gets all that weight back and blames the surgery. But still, point by point:

• We don't know, since after that one weight in on camera he didn't do it anymore and his word can't be trusted. Considering that the t-shirt he wore before the surgery perfectly fits him again, I'd say he is 450+.
• Well, obviously, IRC before that one weight in he claimed to be around 390 and turned out to be 425.
• No, not yet.

 

[Power Glove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yPAeVNZWc

e bagging stream they want to buy $40K car while already having 40K car that they don't use

richards new quote" i know more about car industry than anyone else in the world "

guy who bought broken salvaged title v6 mustang and put 30K on his 20 year old truck that had 300K miles on it

Wings know everything better then everyone. Wings knows better then Wings. This should be facts at this point, and everyone should know it.

Well Wings found a new group of actually good players to carry him now. Immediately turned off the stream when they had to get offline. He's a happy boy now that his elo's going up, only thing this ~40 year-old man has to be proud of in his life.

Notice how when he could just camp and let them do all the work, he was happier then a fish in wudder. Soon as the tables flipped and they had to go on the offensive, his 450 lbs of dead weight became even more clear. It's not gonna be long before they turn against him, at least, that is what I'm hoping for.

There is a small part of me that genuinely feels sad for him. His entire self-worth is wrapped up in some rank nobody gives a flying fuck about. At the same time he believes people are impressed by his gaming skills, which is why when someone makes the tiniest joke he goes full man-child mode and flexes what little power he has in life, banning people and striking channels while everybody just points and laughs at him.

Wings is the guy in the playground who eats dirt and worms, and thinks people are impressed and laugh with him. Meanwhile everyone just thinks he is the biggest retard and they wanna see what stupid thing he's gonna do next.

 

[raiderjones]

Wings' teammate suggesting intermittent fasting lmao That fat fuck gave himself more points than Weight Watchers even allows and still couldn't stick to it. No damn way he'd manage to do IF since it'd guarantee he'd be hungry for at least half a second.

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

Wings' teammate suggesting intermittent fasting lmao That fat fuck gave himself more points than Weight Watchers even allows and still couldn't stick to it. No damn way he'd manage to do IF since it'd guarantee he'd be hungry for at least half a second.

We're reaching oversaturation here pimps. This is the same video just spliced in a different order, as 007s and Professional Predator's. Shows how little the plump conman has going on for him that I've effectively seen the same video thrice in a matter of days.

 

[curbside]

We're reaching oversaturation here pimps. This is the same video just spliced in a different order, as 007s and Professional Predator's. Shows how little the plump conman has going on for him that I've effectively seen the same video thrice in a matter of days.

All of the Wings channels suck at editing these days as well. They leave in a ridiculous amount of dead air. Anything to pad out runtime I guess.

 

[raiderjones]

We're reaching oversaturation here pimps. This is the same video just spliced in a different order, as 007s and Professional Predator's. Shows how little the plump conman has going on for him that I've effectively seen the same video thrice in a matter of days.

It's the genius strategy of starving out the Real Tawk stream. If only Wings weren't so desperately in need of a 4th car.

Incidentally are the guys in that video the new carry team of Wings'? Because if so I give it a week before that team is TKing him while shouting out the troll channels with how he's speaking to them.

 

[Power Glove]

Wings' teammate suggesting intermittent fasting lmao That fat fuck gave himself more points than Weight Watchers even allows and still couldn't stick to it. No damn way he'd manage to do IF since it'd guarantee he'd be hungry for at least half a second.

Flexing those Siege knowledge muscles while looking like a clown.

 

[Robust User]

We only need a nice picture of a porch of modular mansion.

I can't find it right now, but there was that picture of his porch filled with all those USPS boxes.

edit: Found it. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wingsofredemption-jordie-jordan.5549/post-11312210
It's even funnier than I remember it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Incidentally are the guys in that video the new carry team of Wings'? Because if so I give it a week before that team is TKing him while shouting out the troll channels with how he's speaking to them.

Just like with any other team he had before. Jordie likes to say that trolls are ruining his life, but the truth is that no amount of trolls can be as damaging to his image as his toxic personality.

As for RealTalk guys - I know you check this thread, so my advice is to diversify. Don't put all your chips on Jordie, laugh at someone else from time to time. As funny as he can be, there are a lot of low points. I think, 007 had something going on with Peetz, so that could be a good start.

EDIT: God, I love this part, it looks almost like something from a movie.

 

[prof3ssional_3-b3ggar]

Post surgery, Wings would lie about his weight constantly. Now he says he doesn't even check it, that he doesn't care about his weight anymore, and says that he's a lost cause.

Wings got the gastric sleeve because he thought it'd be an easy way to shed weight because he'd get full sooner. He didn't adjust his diet of fast food and only fast food, and he didn't add any exercise to his routine. He lost a lot of weight early on, then he gradually started gaining it all back and then some.

There was a clip like 3 months ago where he and Kelly showed their weights on a scale. The Discord weens told them to show their weights on stream if he wanted his PSN account back, back when it got hacked. I can't find the video now, since a lot of these channels were purged. But I think he was around 400lbs or so.

he was 427 flat

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Just like with any other team he had before. Jordie likes to say that trolls are ruining his life, but the truth is that no amount of trolls can be as damaging to his image as his toxic personality.

There's some recent-ish video of him screaming at a teammate who, in a surprising move, flips it around and starts screaming right back, and piggy bitchtits suddenly gets a lot less mad and clams up with that stupid frightened puppy face he makes. That about sums him up perfectly; instantly lash out at everyone, over anything, all the time, and the second he gets a fraction of it back, clam up and pretend like he's a sweet baby boy who's being attacked out of nowhere for no reason.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There's some recent-ish video of him screaming at a teammate who, in a surprising move, flips it around and starts screaming right back, and piggy bitchtits suddenly gets a lot less mad and clams up with that stupid frightened puppy face he makes. That about sums him up perfectly; instantly lash out at everyone, over anything, all the time, and the second he gets a fraction of it back, clam up and pretend like he's a sweet baby boy who's being attacked out of nowhere for no reason.

Yep, like it's been said already, Jordie is a type of a guy, who lashes out at people around him unless they're lashing out at him, otherwise he is playing a victim.

 

[BlueChip]

I remember someone donating $250 for him to play New Vegas a while back. Also the same person sent him $100 worth of food through DoorDash. Has he ever played it or still no?

 

[Power Glove]

I remember someone donating $250 for him to play New Vegas a while back. Also the same person sent him $100 worth of food through DoorDash. Has he ever played it or still no?

He played it for an hour I think, then quit. That hour was low-effort as fuck, even by Wingo standards.

 

[Power Glove]

Wingo doesn't wanna play games anymore, but wants to do reaction on stream. Mr. Live Dead Air wants to react to videos. That'll catch on like a house on fire.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Wings is entertaining still because he’s a retard somehow getting more retarded and ridiculous.
But the RealTawk guys really do need to mix it up to stay at the top as someone said before.

Gigarichard probably has the most well-done videos now and a new channel called Breaking Banquet is really good.

But his talking streams are more infuriating than funny because he’s just so fucking stupid

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

Wings is entertaining still because he’s a retard somehow getting more retarded and ridiculous.
But the RealTawk guys really do need to mix it up to stay at the top as someone said before.

Gigarichard probably has the most well-done videos now and a new channel called Breaking Banquet is really good.

But his talking streams are more infuriating than funny because he’s just so fucking stupid

For real, the moment he starts with "Here's the thing about X" I want to punch his face in. He talks out of his ass and just comes off like a buffoon reciting WikiPedia pages.

 

[WingsOfWifeAbuse]

wingo bingo threatens cops