WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,527 54.3%

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People tonight were already saying it’s fake drama if you think they can milk this again for another week you’re a retard. Everyone in the chat was spamming kick wings and don’t bring him back. He fucked up.
It's not fake. This is what happens when you take a lolcow like wings outside his echo chamber. He has a history of overreacting and self-sabotaging over the most mundane shit. I'm not going to be surprised if wings quits for good sometime soon because he's a literal man-child who doesn't have actually grow up thanks to YouTube and his paypigs. Keem is retarded to think they'll be the ones to fix him.
 
It's not fake. This is what happens when you take a lolcow like wings outside his echo chamber. He has a history of overreacting and self-sabotaging over the most mundane shit. I'm not going to be surprised if wings quits for good sometime soon because he's a literal man-child who doesn't have actually grow up thanks to YouTube and his paypigs. Keem is retarded to think they'll be the ones to fix him.
Reading comprehension, I said people in the chat were saying that. Obviously it wasn’t fake but that’s what the chat was spamming and why everyone in the podcast kept mentioning it every 10 minutes. Most you guys have no idea what you’re talking about and didn’t even watch the podcast so why comment on it lol.
 
Time a flat circle and Wings is that snake that keeps eating it's own tail.

Keemstar was willing to give him more power over chat and position his own mods in place. Yet he never took it.
Wings kept saying that he didn't want to platform his alogs. Yet Keemstar refuses to bring on the well known fags and had to resort to Joon and MAK.
Kept whining about how he's not going to sit there and be picked on. It's called Lolcow Live. What did he expect?

He didn't even use this opportunity to demand a higher pay for his time on the show. 62 IQ dumbass was really more concerned about stray mean comments from complete strangers. He was being such a child about this that it was enough to make Boogie break kayfabe for once. Tommy C was the only person there not pampering him. And Keemstar finally learned what the old PKA crew did back in day. That Jordie is a mess and that he doesn't want the help. Overall a foolish endeavor to try and plug these cows to a mainstream audience.
 
To be fair this recent Wings tard-out arc is exactly the kind of content I'd expect from the literal "Lolcow Podcast." And it's been funny to watch if nothing else.

I'm sure I've said this before but Wings just can't get it through his fat head that his sperging out over trolls is what energizes them. But that's the mark of a true lolcow, they can't help themselves from reacting to shit, and they never change.
 
To be fair this recent Wings tard-out arc is exactly the kind of content I'd expect from the literal "Lolcow Podcast." And it's been funny to watch if nothing else.

I'm sure I've said this before but Wings just can't get it through his fat head that his sperging out over trolls is what energizes them. But that's the mark of a true lolcow, they can't help themselves from reacting to shit, and they never change.
Literally 4 people were trying to get through to him that the only reason he has trolls still is because he's one of the only lolcows who still feeds into his trolls constantly and lets them know when they've upset him. It's exactly the way to Not deal with trolls and it's how he's been handling them for almost 8 years now. He also exposed himself last night for being obsessed with the lolcow reddit page and his kiwifarms page so there's a good chance fat boy is lurking reading this right now.
Kept whining about how he's not going to sit there and be picked on. It's called Lolcow Live. What did he expect?

He didn't even use this opportunity to demand a higher pay for his time on the show. 62 IQ dumbass was really more concerned about stray mean comments from complete strangers.
I agree with everything you said but this part. It wasn't stray mean comments that upset him it was literally him being called a pedo that upset him so much. That's what made him fly off the handle last week as well. He said so about 20 times on his stream "I'm not going to sit there and read chat for the entire show on how I'm a pedo with no moderation from keemstar"
 
I really don't get why he didn't appoint the 2 moderators like he talked about with Keemstar last week. His excuse "oh we're moving to Rumble" doesn't make any sense because of course you'd just ask those same 2 people to go to Rumble and be mods on Rumble also. Keem said he could appoint a couple mods to sweep it up and if all the troll comments are really getting to him so much you would think he'd send in a couple people that mod his own stream to mega-ban everything like how his channel is, right? But then he just straight up doesn't do it and makes up this piss-poor excuse about Rumble.

Utterly baffling, true lolcow behavior. The only thing I can imagine is that he decided he personally wanted to have mod status, simply being able to appoint his own hand-picked jannies was not enough.

Anyways, my favorite line from last night, when Wings said on his stream "it will take years to undo the damage Lolcow Podcast has done"
 
I really don't get why he didn't appoint the 2 moderators like he talked about with Keemstar last week. His excuse "oh we're moving to Rumble" doesn't make any sense because of course you'd just ask those same 2 people to go to Rumble and be mods on Rumble also. Keem said he could appoint a couple mods to sweep it up and if all the troll comments are really getting to him so much you would think he'd send in a couple people that mod his own stream to mega-ban everything like how his channel is, right? But then he just straight up doesn't do it and makes up this piss-poor excuse about Rumble.

Utterly baffling, true lolcow behavior. The only thing I can imagine is that he decided he personally wanted to have mod status, simply being able to appoint his own hand-picked jannies was not enough.

Anyways, my favorite line from last night, when Wings said on his stream "it will take years to undo the damage Lolcow Podcast has done"
He never wanted the two mods. He literally used that as an excuse so he could try and blackmail keemstar into making him mod that was pretty obvious. The rumble thing was just a terrible excuse because it would still take them a month or two to transition to rumble and it’s not even confirmed yet that rumble even wants them. He learned last week how much sway he has over the podcast and that he can strong arm keem into giving into certain demands. He tried that again this week so he could get moderator and basically turn lolcowlive into his stream where no one can be mean to him and he can ban whoever he likes and it blew up in his face spectacularly. I’ll have to wait for more clips to be uploaded but I remember wings saying verbatim that he would definitely abuse his mod powers if he had them.
 
He never wanted the two mods. He literally used that as an excuse so he could try and blackmail keemstar into making him mod that was pretty obvious. The rumble thing was just a terrible excuse because it would still take them a month or two to transition to rumble and it’s not even confirmed yet that rumble even wants them. He learned last week how much sway he has over the podcast and that he can strong arm keem into giving into certain demands. He tried that again this week so he could get moderator and basically turn lolcowlive into his stream where no one can be mean to him and he can ban whoever he likes and it blew up in his face spectacularly. I’ll have to wait for more clips to be uploaded but I remember wings saying verbatim that he would definitely abuse his mod powers if he had them.

Yeah Keem asked if he had mod powers would he abuse them and Wings said "yes" and said some shit like "that abuse has to happen" lmao.

I think you are probably correct, after last week when he realized he can get concessions on moderation, this week he decided to go for broke and demand mod for himself. Probably overplayed his hand though. How hard would it have been to just appoint two of his personal jannies from his stream and tell them "alright just fucking ban everything like in my streams?" Seems like it shouldn't be rocket science but again, making simple issues into huge drama blow ups is exactly what you would expect from the literal Lolcow Podcast.
 
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Yeah Keem asked if he had mod powers would he abuse them and Wings said "yes" and said some shit like "that abuse has to happen" lmao.
He said that, but he also said "my mods would be worse." My favorite quote from the stream was "my chat is run like a well oiled machine."
 
Why did WOR not just say “mod John Bono and Tea and also mod them on Reddit and Rumble”. Keem can’t be all mad when he hires retards and they act retarded. You have to lay it out for them like a kindergartener or he won’t do shit.
 
Why did WOR not just say “mod John Bono and Tea and also mod them on Reddit and Rumble”. Keem can’t be all mad when he hires retards and they act retarded. You have to lay it out for them like a kindergartener or he won’t do shit.

He was stressed out like a motherfucker because he's a manic depressive whose had his personality beat out of him over the course of the last 6 years, like hawnestly man, he's a human being, he doesn't deserve abuse.
 
After all this time, I’m still appalled that he thinks he can ban EVERY single troll. Because to him, that’s how the trolling will stop. After what, like 7 years of this shit? He still thinks the next troll he bans might be the last one. That if he tells his mods to ban them, the trolls might go away and the trolling might stop.
Truly the definition of insanity.
 
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Making Wings a mod would kill the show. He'd treat the Lolcow chat like his stream's chat, where the sole factor determining if you get banned or not is Wings' mood that day.

He's also a fucking moron and should have just offered up two mods to Keem. "I thought we were moving to Rumble" isn't an excuse because it takes about three mouse clicks to make those individuals moderators on Rumble too.

But hey. It's not like Wings isn't known for pissing away all his goodwill with others, right?
 
I always thought that Wings would go along with the show and boogie would be the problem child. I was wrong

Wings got basically everything he wanted and it still wasn't enough. I agree with the consensus here that wings never wanted the mods and only asked for them because he didn't think Keem wouldn't accept, giving Richard an excuse to not subscribe donate, but instead get the fuck out.

I admit a lot of the Wings alogs are kind of cringe, not exactly an unpopular opinion in these parts I know, but I think that having Wings confront say Sean Ranklin could have done gang busters, even if most of us are not interested.

You would think that this fat cow would have learned his lesson by now, he feeds his trolls so much they are fatter then him. He thinks telling everyone how upset he is does anything, it's almost as pathetic as Cyrax begging his grandma to tell the trolls to stop.

Wings is being so unbearable that I am starting to feel bad for Keemstar,TommyC and Boogie. I never thought I would say that

I have said it before and I will say it again. I think LTG would be the perfect replacement for Wings, he says a lot of out there shit he has a very big ego that could clash with people. He likes fame and money a lot and is more willing to at least on the surface play into the meme
 
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I always thought that Wings would go along with the show and boogie would be the problem child. I was wrong

Wings got basically everything he wanted and it still wasn't enough. I agree with the consensus here that wings never wanted the mods and only asked for them because he didn't think Keem wouldn't accept, giving Richard an excuse to not subscribe donate, but instead get the fuck out.

I admit a lot of the Wings alogs are kind of cringe, not exactly an unpopular opinion in these parts I know, but I think that having Wings confront say Sean Ranklin could have done gang busters, even if most of us are not interested.

You would think that this fat cow would have learned his lesson by now, he feeds his trolls so much they are fatter then him. He thinks telling everyone how upset he is does anything, it's almost as pathetic as Cyrax begging his grandma to tell the trolls to stop.

Wings is being so unbearable that I am starting to feel bad for Keemstar,TommyC and Boogie. I never thought I would say that

I have said it before and I will say it again. I think LTG would be the perfect replacement for Wings, he says a lot of out there shit he has a very big ego that could clash with people. He likes fame and money a lot and is more willing to at least on the surface play into the meme

I thought Sean Ranklin disappeared a good while ago.

The problem with letting Wings trolls on is they will just say "pedo" nonstop as fast as they can the entire time which at this point is anti-funny. It's beyond played out, it's like the deadest most beaten horse on the entire Internet at this point (except for Amanda Ralph maybe). And most of the other things trolls might come at him with aren't much better. "Wings got kicked off PKA because he is fat/lazy/etc." Yeah we know. It's all been done to death a million times.

What would be good content would be if there is something fresh for them to go over instead of the same things from over a decade ago.
 
I always thought that Wings would go along with the show and boogie would be the problem child. I was wrong

Wings got basically everything he wanted and it still wasn't enough. I agree with the consensus here that wings never wanted the mods and only asked for them because he didn't think Keem wouldn't accept, giving Richard an excuse to not subscribe donate, but instead get the fuck out.

I admit a lot of the Wings alogs are kind of cringe, not exactly an unpopular opinion in these parts I know, but I think that having Wings confront say Sean Ranklin could have done gang busters, even if most of us are not interested.

You would think that this fat cow would have learned his lesson by now, he feeds his trolls so much they are fatter then him. He thinks telling everyone how upset he is does anything, it's almost as pathetic as Cyrax begging his grandma to tell the trolls to stop.

Wings is being so unbearable that I am starting to feel bad for Keemstar,TommyC and Boogie. I never thought I would say that

I have said it before and I will say it again. I think LTG would be the perfect replacement for Wings, he says a lot of out there shit he has a very big ego that could clash with people. He likes fame and money a lot and is more willing to at least on the surface play into the meme
Sadly LTG thinks he’s too good for the show. He declined because he thinks he’s not a lolcow :story:
 
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