WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

  • Total voters
    2,810
I’m going to take this as Richard is doing well.
Wings is one serious health scare away from being permanently bedridden and/or dead, lives in the most white-trash ghetto conditions possible, and his 'job' is something that he considers humiliating and hates.

Wings isn't doing "well". He's doing better than the schizo horrorcows like Larson and Cyraxx but that's about it. Even DSP leads a better life than Wings.

But yes Wings is insanely boring. His streams have been more of him being insanely toxic to his teammates, arguing with Kelly on camera (lots of love in this marriage guys, they totally don't hate each other and totally didn't just get married for insurance/to not die alone), and whining about how much he hates being bullied on reddit and lolcow live while constantly complaining that he doesn't make enough money.
 
. His streams have been more of him being insanely toxic to his teammates, arguing with Kelly on camera (lots of love in this marriage guys, they totally don't hate each other and totally didn't just get married for insurance/to not die alone), and whining about how much he hates being bullied on reddit and lolcow live while constantly complaining that he doesn't make enough money.
Let's be objective for a moment here. Jordie's current behavior on stream is at a tame and not unusual Rainbow Six/CoD streamer level. The only reason why he gets called "insanely toxic" at this point is because of his past.

Take This video for example

Breaking Banquet is doing everything in his power to portray Wings in the least charitable way possible. He's edited down a full evening of streaming into 18 minutes and it's still mild. This despite the hyperbolic title WingsOfRedemption CRIES OVER LOW VIEWERS As He Gets CLAPPED In Rainbow 6 Begging Stream!!! Show that video to a third party and they would be baffled as why someone spent hours editing it.

As to him and Kelly? Not irregular for an overweight, lowish income southern couple. Her losing weight might even result in a divorce. Again, not uncommon. But there are videos on youtube describing Jordie as an abusive monster released every week and it reeks of cope. Now, the whining shit, well of course. Jordie has bitch in his blood. No amount of depression medication is going to extract it.
 
Yeah, Richard is being relegated to the likes of Amberlynn, DSP, and Chantal. Meaning that to even enjoy lolcows like them, you have to know like 4-5 years of history to understand what makes them funny because their modern content is buttfuck boring.

Like with Wingo, normally him arguing with his teammates is just an average Tuesday, but if you’ve been around long enough you know that it’s funny because he truly has disdain for anybody he plays with. He hates his teammates for making him look bad. He hates his teammates when they play better than him. He hates them when they play poorly. It hurts him in his egotistical core that they are not giving him the image of a ProMLG he rightfully deserves.

I think I’ll start calling them Context Cows. They’re content is absolutely dead right now, but if you know the years and years of history behind them it definitely helps to provide context on why their current behavior is lolcow behavior.

With Amber, knowing her years of context allows you to understand that every one of her videos is performative and all aspects of her life are fake. At her core, Amber is a narcissistic unreliable attention whore who victimizes whatever retard girlfriend happens to enter her orbit so she can shovel more food into her gob. She will lie to her audience about easily refutable facts for no reason other than it gives he fat-addled brain a shot of dopamine. This kind of allows you to enjoy her modern videos a bit more to understand exactly why it’s funny that she’s lying about the effectiveness of her Ozempic treatment.

Watching the Down The Rabbit Hole documentary on Wings helps a lot. Watching every Sean Ranklin and Lord of the Wings video helps out even more. They all work to provide the full picture of what Wingo is at his core. He is a sad, narcissistic whiny toddler who will do nothing to improve his lot in life. He abuses power dynamics at every opportunity he can find in order to make him appear better than what he is. He has an Alabama “Tell me about the Rabbits” retard IQ that makes him think he can say or do anything without consequences. He abuses power dynamics so much, that it has made everyone watching him question whether or not he would do the same to a child, if he hasn’t already done so. He hates being reminded of what a sad, vindictive loser he is and will go scorched earth on anybody who tells him the truth.

Even knowing all this context about Richard, his content is unwatchable. I don’t know anyone who can sit through detractor content let alone watch it raw. This Context Cow will probably die alone with nobody watching him, and all that will be left behind are his many years of lolcow history.
 
I can't understand why breaking banquet is STILL making videos about him. I can't be arsed to actually watch a stream of wingo stream but damn. Can't even milk anything from this cause it's literally the same shit all the time.
people like breaking banquet continue to make videos due to some insane delusion that they can recreate pre-surgery/immediate post-surgery meltdowns. this has been the motivation for most people for years. the rest of the trolls have been orbiting for close to/over a decade and just refuse to give up. sad!
 
Jordie's current behavior on stream is at a tame and not unusual Rainbow Six/CoD streamer level. The only reason why he gets called "insanely toxic" at this point is because of his past.
I agree with most of your post, but the reason I call Jordie insanely toxic is because of the way he behaves towards his own "friends". It would be one thing if he was just a toxic POS to randoms, but the way he constantly demeans and berates and tries to coach his own "friend group" always makes me laugh.
 
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I agree with most of your post, but the reason I call Jordie insanely toxic is because of the way he behaves towards his own "friends". It would be one thing if he was just a toxic POS to randoms, but the way he constantly demeans and berates and tries to coach his own "friend group" always makes me laugh.
Eh, they line up to play with him. Maybe it's some kind of lolcow findom.
 
Let's be objective for a moment here. Jordie's current behavior on stream is at a tame and not unusual Rainbow Six/CoD streamer level. The only reason why he gets called "insanely toxic" at this point is because of his past.

Take This video for example

Breaking Banquet is doing everything in his power to portray Wings in the least charitable way possible. He's edited down a full evening of streaming into 18 minutes and it's still mild. This despite the hyperbolic title WingsOfRedemption CRIES OVER LOW VIEWERS As He Gets CLAPPED In Rainbow 6 Begging Stream!!! Show that video to a third party and they would be baffled as why someone spent hours editing it.

As to him and Kelly? Not irregular for an overweight, lowish income southern couple. Her losing weight might even result in a divorce. Again, not uncommon. But there are videos on youtube describing Jordie as an abusive monster released every week and it reeks of cope. Now, the whining shit, well of course. Jordie has bitch in his blood. No amount of depression medication is going to extract it.
the "insanely toxic" claims aren't even that. the original purpose was to intentionally come up with outrageous titles to trigger a rant "the trolls are sayin i had a disaster stream last night". also that the old ranklin titles i.e. "wingsofredemption has TOXIC MELTDOWN in DISASTER stream" used to be humorous to even read. it's very possible though that new people genuinely think that normal rage is a "disaster stream".

i haven't kept up in a year-ish so i can't say if it's still entertaining today, but if you can handle diving into it, the troll lore is just as, if not more, entertaining than any wings rages. many characters to be found in the discords.
 
Eh, they line up to play with him. Maybe it's some kind of lolcow findom.
I don't feel bad for them at all, don't get me wrong. I think they're pathetic and retarded. But I still find it funny that Wings is such an asshole to the people that are supposedly his 'friends'.

Also, Wings still does funny stuff like insisting he never did anything wrong to deserve any sort of trolling, so he still has the DSP-esque delusions going on that tickle my funnybone.
 
This thread went 3 weeks without a single post. Hawnestly, I thought I just hadn’t read it to get new notifications. What a boring cow.

Not even the a logs were worthy of a post. I’m going to take this as Richard is doing well. Congrats on the boring podcast bro, hope you’re making money.
Supposedly he has a side job, if that lasts with Keem paying him for the podcast he might end up slowing down on streaming.

the "insanely toxic" claims aren't even that. the original purpose was to intentionally come up with outrageous titles to trigger a rant "the trolls are sayin i had a disaster stream last night". also that the old ranklin titles i.e. "wingsofredemption has TOXIC MELTDOWN in DISASTER stream" used to be humorous to even read. it's very possible though that new people genuinely think that normal rage is a "disaster stream".

i haven't kept up in a year-ish so i can't say if it's still entertaining today, but if you can handle diving into it, the troll lore is just as, if not more, entertaining than any wings rages. many characters to be found in the discords.
I remember seeing your name pop up in a few of the older troll discords. Do you have any entertaining troll drama you’d wanna share? I’m inclined to agree with you when you say the troll lore is equally as entertaining.
 
I don't feel bad for them at all, don't get me wrong. I think they're pathetic and retarded. But I still find it funny that Wings is such an asshole to the people that are supposedly his 'friends'.

Also, Wings still does funny stuff like insisting he never did anything wrong to deserve any sort of trolling, so he still has the DSP-esque delusions going on that tickle my funnybone.
Any buddy troll that plays games with him is a faggot and acts surprise when they get kicked from his sweat squad. Wanting to do interviews with kids Richard called shit in Siege is one of many reasons why people are starting to think these clip channels are trash.
 
Supposedly he has a side job, if that lasts with Keem paying him for the podcast he might end up slowing down on streaming.


I remember seeing your name pop up in a few of the older troll discords. Do you have any entertaining troll drama you’d wanna share? I’m inclined to agree with you when you say the troll lore is equally as entertaining.
nothing i can really think of to go over that wouldn't require extensive backstory which the idea of typing out makes me sick to even consider.
 
people like breaking banquet continue to make videos due to some insane delusion that they can recreate pre-surgery/immediate post-surgery meltdowns. this has been the motivation for most people for years. the rest of the trolls have been orbiting for close to/over a decade and just refuse to give up. sad!
They're coping because they thought his decline would lead to an epic climax where wings kills himself, dies on stream or is arrested for being a pedophile. Instead, he's been doing fine for his standards, and they have nothing to look forward to. He might possibly be the most boring lolcow at the moment.

At least DSP is having meltdowns every week, while Wings is just sitting there existing.

The clips channels videos are nothingburgers, the speculations about him divorcing Kelly are fanfiction.
 
Speaking of Wings not being interesting at all in his own thread however loosely related:
There's been some drama going on with a similar lolcow ReviewTechUSA [RTU]

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RTU's going through a warpath making a lot of if not worse mistakes that Jordie made in the past. Burning bridges with ex friends, trying to dox his trolls, wishing death on people, and allegedly having pictures of his ex's daughters and gay black porn on a rigged PC he was going to send to DarkSydePhil but gifted to another guy he obsessively alogs. Also committed bank fraud on the same guy. "Allegedly". [Story is ongoing as of posting]

Where does Wings fit into all this? Mostly through Lolcow Live because Keemstar wants a show. Wings' biggest offense against RTU would be giving him some genuinely good advice by telling him to not engage with his trolls and to stop while he is ahead to avoid worse outcomes. If the guy who is well known for reacting negatively to his worst orbiters and having an IQ in the single digits is telling you this. It might be pretty serious.


 
Speaking of Wings not being interesting at all in his own thread however loosely related:
There's been some drama going on with a similar lolcow ReviewTechUSA [RTU]

Simplified version of events
RTU's going through a warpath making a lot of if not worse mistakes that Jordie made in the past. Burning bridges with ex friends, trying to dox his trolls, wishing death on people, and allegedly having pictures of his ex's daughters and gay black porn on a rigged PC he was going to send to DarkSydePhil but gifted to another guy he obsessively alogs. Also committed bank fraud on the same guy. "Allegedly". [Story is ongoing as of posting]

Where does Wings fit into all this? Mostly through Lolcow Live because Keemstar wants a show. Wings' biggest offense against RTU would be giving him some genuinely good advice by telling him to not engage with his trolls and to stop while he is ahead to avoid worse outcomes. If the guy who is well known for reacting negatively to his worst orbiters and having an IQ in the single digits is telling you this. It might be pretty serious.


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RTU is enough of a psycho that he will probably end up coming for Wings soon enough. Do you think Keem may pit them against one another in the future or stoke that flame?

Wings is pretty non-confrontational when it comes to people outside of games, so it may just be another nothingburger.
 
Speaking of Wings not being interesting at all in his own thread however loosely related:
There's been some drama going on with a similar lolcow ReviewTechUSA [RTU]

Simplified version of events
RTU's going through a warpath making a lot of if not worse mistakes that Jordie made in the past. Burning bridges with ex friends, trying to dox his trolls, wishing death on people, and allegedly having pictures of his ex's daughters and gay black porn on a rigged PC he was going to send to DarkSydePhil but gifted to another guy he obsessively alogs. Also committed bank fraud on the same guy. "Allegedly". [Story is ongoing as of posting]

Where does Wings fit into all this? Mostly through Lolcow Live because Keemstar wants a show. Wings' biggest offense against RTU would be giving him some genuinely good advice by telling him to not engage with his trolls and to stop while he is ahead to avoid worse outcomes. If the guy who is well known for reacting negatively to his worst orbiters and having an IQ in the single digits is telling you this. It might be pretty serious.


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You seem up-to-date on RTU. Is it true RTU wanted to send a computer with malware to DSP? I couldn't tell if this was a meme or not.
 
It's good to read this last page of the thread and be vindicated in my thinking. The Lolcow Live subreddit has been spammed for the last couple weeks with more Wings content than usual, but most of it seemed rather inconsequential or old. The past week alone I've seen the "Wings flirted with minors" topic flogged about 4 or 5 times.

Someone posted a meme today referring to...eh fuck, I'll just post it so you can see what I mean:

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How gay, unfunny and boring. All it does is refer to incidents which again, have been flogged deader than a dead horse. The same thing when it comes to the responses on these Wings threads. It's just autists quoting the same 3 Wings phrases all the time. It's such a fucking gay and boring community lmao.

The LCL subreddit appears to delete any comments defending Wings or telling people to stop spamming Wings stuff which either means a mod on there is an a-log or the Wings detractors flag down anyone who calls them out on their autism.

It's kinda sad watch really. It's like the opposite to parasocial fans who can't accept or let go of their favorite content creators. It's a bunch of trolls who can't accept that Richard is boring and by all reports, a much better person than majority of the lolcows covered on here.

EDIT: Here's another one that was posted this week. Make that 6 posts referring to this incident:

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Someone posted a meme today referring to...eh fuck, I'll just post it so you can see what I mean:

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How gay, unfunny and boring. All it does is refer to incidents which again, have been flogged deader than a dead horse. The same thing when it comes to the responses on these Wings threads. It's just autists quoting the same 3 Wings phrases all the time. It's such a fucking gay and boring community lmao.
This is an AI-generated Wingsjak. In that light, funny that the trolling community is as predictable and sterile as AI kek.
 
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