WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

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    Votes: 509 18.3%
  • Until death do they part

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Wings finally delivers some content at the emotional expense of his wife by telling her "your birthday doesn't matter that much".

Context:

Lolcow Live host are going to some paypigs wedding which happens to be the same date as wing's wife, Kelly. Naturally this upsets Kelly since wing's hates her and rarely hides it. He proceeds to tells her, live and in front of an audience of a few thousand retards, her birthday doesn't matter and he must fulfill his obligation to the paypigs wedding. She leaves the room emotionally distressed. 5/5 performance wingo.

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Few more clips of wings trying as hard as humanly possible to monetize his wife's distress for his live stream. This fat cyborg literally can't comprehend emotion and I love it.

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Wings is uninvited from the wedding and tells Kelly he's now free to focus on her birthday. She needs to stop being a sad bitch over nothing and be thankful wings found time to celebrate a day that doesn't even matter.

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The blob and gnome pre-emptively soyfacing to him saying it shows how fake and gay it is.
 
Wings finally delivers some content at the emotional expense of his wife by telling her "your birthday doesn't matter that much".

Context:

Lolcow Live host are going to some paypigs wedding which happens to be the same date as wing's wife, Kelly. Naturally this upsets Kelly since wing's hates her and rarely hides it. He proceeds to tells her, live and in front of an audience of a few thousand retards, her birthday doesn't matter and he must fulfill his obligation to the paypigs wedding. She leaves the room emotionally distressed. 5/5 performance wingo.

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Few more clips of wings trying as hard as humanly possible to monetize his wife's distress for his live stream. This fat cyborg literally can't comprehend emotion and I love it.

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Wings is uninvited from the wedding and tells Kelly he's now free to focus on her birthday. She needs to stop being a sad bitch over nothing and be thankful wings found time to celebrate a day that doesn't even matter.

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I have been detached from wings for years now. But now im pissed! He sat on the information that he would not be able to celebrate Kelly on her birthday for two months and did absolutely nothing? He could have celebrated her birthday the week befor or after if he just told her and planned something before hand. but no, wings is a emotionless husk, pump full of SSRI that dont feel anything that is not food related. You dont have to love your wife wings. but you could atleast show her that you care. buying her flowers and taking her someplace nice can make wonders.

Then we have keem being the sociopath that he is trying to farm this as content but imminently backtracks when he notices Kelly wont budge. atleast the guy holding the weeding was sane enough to blacklist wings from coming so he can salvage what's left of his marriage. All of this could have been avoid if wings was not such a lazy, unloving piece of shit.
 
The blob and gnome pre-emptively soyfacing to him saying it shows how fake and gay it is.
I don't think so. I believe they're just excited that wings is too retarded to not keep his marriage shit private and they get to make content out of it.

I'll agree most things on lolcow are scripted but I don't see this incident being their normal material. It fits right in with wings being an absolute asshole to his wife.
 
Telling your wife who almost died of cancer last year after she just told you she wanted this birthday to be special because she almost died on her last one (She was in ICU on her birthday and a few days after) That her birthday doesn't matter is basically telling her that her life doesn't matter. The dude is on enough SSRIs to basically "numb" him completely and it shows. I don't even think he registers how fucked up he was being to her in front of thousands of people. If I were Kellys dad and I saw this live stream I would be begging her to leave that fat fucking loser. like 99% of this show is fake but that was a real moment. Kelly isn't that good of an actor people. She was legit pissed and rightfully so. But at the end of the day shes the one who married the manchild who just wanted to replace his grandma.
 
Telling your wife who almost died of cancer last year after she just told you she wanted this birthday to be special because she almost died on her last one (She was in ICU on her birthday and a few days after) That her birthday doesn't matter is basically telling her that her life doesn't matter. The dude is on enough SSRIs to basically "numb" him completely and it shows. I don't even think he registers how fucked up he was being to her in front of thousands of people. If I were Kellys dad and I saw this live stream I would be begging her to leave that fat fucking loser. like 99% of this show is fake but that was a real moment. Kelly isn't that good of an actor people. She was legit pissed and rightfully so. But at the end of the day shes the one who married the manchild who just wanted to replace his grandma.
Kelly should join a nun convent or something, she likes church she's not getting any thick 6 anyways. Forget limp dick richard and his selfishness
 
Wings had a really rough night tonight the 62 IQ kicked in numerous times throughout this last episode of lolcow. First Keem and Boogie bullied him for being a lazy fat fuck who is a pessimist about everything throughout most of the show. Wings reaction was to cry and complain shocker. Then when Keemstar said his friend asked him why wings is on the show because he never says or does anything. Wings then tells keemstar he brings "Analytical thinking" to the table and the entire chat just spams NO you don't wings lol. Then he said he wanted to have a religious debate ON LOLCOWLIVE lol this guy is so fucking stupid who wants to watch that. Then he started trying to have a religious debate with keemstar and boogie using arguments straight out of r/athiest threads. Wings really does bring absolutely nothing to the show and it would be 1000x better off without him. He's streaming daily for what 150-200 people? Nobody in the lolcow audience would be sad to see wings go I really can't fathom why keemstar continues to put up with him when he could replace him with literally anyone else and no one would give a fuck.
 
Nobody in the lolcow audience would be sad to see wings go I really can't fathom why keemstar continues to put up with him when he could replace him with literally anyone else and no one would give a fuck.
Keemstar should force wings and boogie to walk around and do irl content for every show, it would be more entertaining and be more healthy for them. No one wants to see Wings in the same smelly chair he's been in for his own shitty content for the past 10 years. Even fat ass boogie drives to somewhat interesting places and films for his content. Keemstar is gay though so he's not going to do this.
 
Wings had a really rough night tonight the 62 IQ kicked in numerous times throughout this last episode of lolcow. First Keem and Boogie bullied him for being a lazy fat fuck who is a pessimist about everything throughout most of the show. Wings reaction was to cry and complain shocker. Then when Keemstar said his friend asked him why wings is on the show because he never says or does anything. Wings then tells keemstar he brings "Analytical thinking" to the table and the entire chat just spams NO you don't wings lol. Then he said he wanted to have a religious debate ON LOLCOWLIVE lol this guy is so fucking stupid who wants to watch that. Then he started trying to have a religious debate with keemstar and boogie using arguments straight out of r/athiest threads. Wings really does bring absolutely nothing to the show and it would be 1000x better off without him. He's streaming daily for what 150-200 people? Nobody in the lolcow audience would be sad to see wings go I really can't fathom why keemstar continues to put up with him when he could replace him with literally anyone else and no one would give a fuck.
it looks like keems angle is kill whatever remains of fat fucks personal stream to make him solely dependent on LCL. what little views richards stream had is drying up even more these days and hes not getting his gay little donation goals any more (as he shouldnt because hes a terrible content creator). once his personal stream completely or at least nearly evaporates then keem can really begin the humiliation rituals, then its just a matter of wings and his "pride". let your pimp piss on your face for money or keep your "pride" intact and leave, but at that point he will have nothing to go back to.

im looking forward to the post LCL saga. its funny how people simp for this fat pig nowadays forgetting his past all because his alogs are as worthless as he is. even beyond the alog nonsense wings is a 0 effort black hole content creator and treats his dwindling fanbase like complete garbage. fundamentally he doesnt deserve to earn a living streaming and once hes no longer doing LCL then the floating head misery streams can begin once again. the punchline is that he has nobody to blame but himself but of course he wont see it that way and will just whine like a child.
 
Keemstar should force wings and boogie to walk around and do irl content for every show, it would be more entertaining and be more healthy for them. No one wants to see Wings in the same smelly chair he's been in for his own shitty content for the past 10 years. Even fat ass boogie drives to somewhat interesting places and films for his content. Keemstar is gay though so he's not going to do this.
Wings will have another hissy fit and threaten to walk off
 
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He sat on the information that he would not be able to celebrate Kelly on her birthday for two months and did absolutely nothing?

Telling your wife who almost died of cancer last year after she just told you she wanted this birthday to be special because she almost died on her last one (She was in ICU on her birthday and a few days after) That her birthday doesn't matter is basically telling her that her life doesn't matter.
Wish things like this and worse he has done didn't get memory holed cause retards kept fixating on how he's mean in video games. I guess it's something lost on Redditors discovering him this year from LCL but they can't be blamed for it.

Richard is and always has been a terrible person outside of his streams. He lived in a full house with family [eight people if I remember right] that tolerated his manbaby fits every single night and did things his way until they all grew and moved on in life. Sad part is they didn't abandon him. He chose to stay behind and alone. The only person that cared for him was his grandmother and she was treated no better. Forced to slave over his needs, maintain a trailer, mash poop up his ass when it got stuck and one time touch a dollar covered in poop for him to photograph. She gave more than she got in return from her grandson. He couldn't even be bothered to sit next to her as she died in a cold, lonely hospital bed. Because he's "selfish with death" and couldn't cope. I think he can feel some affection for those around him but he is so selfish and depressed at the same time that he would choose to feel nothing at all if it meant avoiding discomfort or pain. He wants to be loved but he is incapable of giving love.

Then there's his friends. Everyone he betrayed over and over again. Woody and Kyle loved this fat idiot unconditionally always sweeping and shielding him from backlash whenever he fucked up. One could not ask for better friends in life that can endure you at your worst. And Wings will say he was the one betrayed because of a camping trip but those present back then know that isn't why. He was always working against Woody and testing all of their patience for years and months and that camping trip was the final straw that made Mr. Blueshirt snap on him. He has a peculiar hatred for Kyle, accusing him of owning CSAM and calling him a drug addict for smoking weed and saying he was on steroids when he was getting in shape. Wings said a lot of shit about Kyle that feels overlooked. Man's best friend isn't even safe from his incompetence. Letting dogs die under his care and fucking shooting one in the head. He's done so much wrong that it makes his comments about the age of consent feel insignificant. Like a feather sitting on top of a mountain's worth of fuck ups. And it's why he is such a cow.

I need a cigarette. Goddamn. :story:
 
Last night was super rough for wings again. I hope Keemstar grows a pair and PKAs this fat retard off the show. He put on one of the most boring lolcow streams ive sat through and thats saying something. Reading the boring crap from that docket while he fucked up all the technical issues with the stream so the audience couldn't see or who what he was talking about. The voice he was using as the "host" was really offputting and fake too. You can tell this dude is taking way to big of a dose of SSRIs because when he tries to be entertaining hes still stiff as a board and has the charisma of a tomato. Also the person he decided to start shit talking was someone completely irrelevant the audience was completely disconnected wings thinks talking shit about random people makes him look cool or something when literally most of the Audience hates him and people think he's a PDFile and talks shit about him constantly I guess he can't see the Irony. So Keem and boogie call him out again on the next stream for doing a bad job at hosting the show something he screamed at boogie he would be a thousand times better at doing and that he's still putting in no real work towards the show. Boogie pointed out he's so selfish, lazy and greedy that he can't see the big picture. Lolcowlive isn't going to last forever I mean really I would be surprised to see them keep the audience they have now for even a few months. Instead of working on keeping the gravy train floating and putting effort and work into the show he would rather go play call of duty and rage for 3 hours and make 40 dollars and then cry about not hitting his donation goal on his own stream. Then wings Brilliant response is to say He purposely bullied his wife and disrespected her so the show would have content and that he did it on purpose. Then the 62 IQ dumbfuck let it Slip that he's been talking to Becky on discord multiple times and that he's there for her to basically cry on his shoulder whenever the trolls get to her because he's a pussy to. So Wings basically just admitted that he doesn't give a fuck about Kelly as a person as all and almost views her as property and that he can just do whatever he wants and she will put up with it because they're married. And that he cares more about Becky and being there for her so they can flirt. They have the most fucked up/pathetic Marriage I've seen online. They deserve eachother 100%
 
It apparently doesn't matter how he performs on the show. they seem just content on letting him be a fat fuck retard larping as some type of 460 lb intellectual and even gassing him up. letting him beat them in cod, setting up the bs with the ringer. Just nothing but gassing the idiot up. Even tonight nothing but lay ups with dumb shit trivia. As far as the SSRI's go he claimed the other night he's been off them for 45 days or something like that. don't quote me on the time but he definitely said he's off the pills.
 
It apparently doesn't matter how he performs on the show. they seem just content on letting him be a fat fuck retard larping as some type of 460 lb intellectual and even gassing him up. letting him beat them in cod, setting up the bs with the ringer. Just nothing but gassing the idiot up. Even tonight nothing but lay ups with dumb shit trivia. As far as the SSRI's go he claimed the other night he's been off them for 45 days or something like that. don't quote me on the time but he definitely said he's off the pills.
He's full of shit. This is the page 5 Pimp. He's a porn addicted terminally online manchild with an addiction to SSRIs. He said he asked the Doctor to put him on such a high dose that it would basically turn him into a zombie and that he told the doctor he didn't want to live basically anymore. Getting of SSRIs is just as hard as getting off Benzos from some of the research I've read.

  1. Withdrawal symptoms: Stopping SSRIs abruptly can lead to withdrawal symptoms, such as anxiety, depression, insomnia, and dizziness, which can be mistaken for a relapse of the original condition.
  2. Serotonin rebound: When SSRIs are discontinued, serotonin levels in the brain may drop, leading to a rebound effect, characterized by increased symptoms of depression or anxiety.
  3. Underlying condition: Relapse can occur if the underlying depression or anxiety disorder is not fully remitted or if it is a chronic condition with a high risk of relapse.
  4. Individual variability: Response to SSRIs and risk of relapse vary significantly between individuals, making it essential to consider each person’s unique situation.
  5. A study published in the Journal of Clinical Psychopharmacology found that 45% of patients relapsed within 12 weeks of discontinuing SSRIs (Hollon et al., 2005)
This guy streams daily people would of seen him go through withdrawals or he would of at least cried and moaned about it letting everyone know to feel sorry for him. When and if he ever quits SSRIs he's in for probably the hardest week of his life this guy runs away from anything challenging or difficult you cant run away from withdrawals.
 
I love how I disappear and quit watching this crap for months only to come back and see absolutely nothing has changed. It was a sham marriage of financial convenience and the toothpick legged seahag is shocked Richard doesn't care about her? Who couldn't see that coming guys really? /sneed

The day he dies in that chair can't come soon enough.
 
It apparently doesn't matter how he performs on the show. they seem just content on letting him be a fat fuck retard larping as some type of 460 lb intellectual and even gassing him up. letting him beat them in cod, setting up the bs with the ringer. Just nothing but gassing the idiot up. Even tonight nothing but lay ups with dumb shit trivia. As far as the SSRI's go he claimed the other night he's been off them for 45 days or something like that. don't quote me on the time but he definitely said he's off the pills.
theres no way hes off the pills. not even a conceivable chance. you dont take a gorilla dose of ssri's for a decade, stop them for almost 2 months and have absolutely no noticeable change in demeanor, voice or attitude. those pills are the only reason he keeps going the way he does, wallowing in his own sorrow. guys living a completely unsustainable life due to his lack of regard for his health and hes smart enough to know it. thats more than enough to keep someone up at night. hes a fucking liar.
 
theres no way hes off the pills. not even a conceivable chance. you dont take a gorilla dose of ssri's for a decade, stop them for almost 2 months and have absolutely no noticeable change in demeanor, voice or attitude. those pills are the only reason he keeps going the way he does, wallowing in his own sorrow. guys living a completely unsustainable life due to his lack of regard for his health and hes smart enough to know it. thats more than enough to keep someone up at night. hes a fucking liar.
Yea I agree, add it to the list of the lies. He will never ever miss out on an opportunity for a pity stream idc how much he makes from lolcow.

He's also writing a book called "6 years in the lions den" to chronicle his struggle with bullying. Claims it will retire him. and thanked the trolls lmao
 
So I just got recommended that clip of Kelly throwing food on Wings' head and I have to say that's the fakest, and therefore gayest, thing I've seen on the internet. Like who even watches that shit and thinks "damn bro shit got real! Divorce incoming!?"

You can almost feel Keem's frustration at every attempt of going viral and failing because people aren't as retarded as their audience. I blame Keemstar and Chris-chan fucking Barb for normalfaggots discovering lolcows and thinking they have to be serial baby rapists in order to be lolcows since now everyone expects some insane performance every time. This whole thing could have been nice if it was Keem trying to run a serious podcast with the fat retards, but no, instead we have this lame WWE-esque theater.

Good job Keemstar, you fucking idiot.
 
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