WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Wings being an emotionless zombie who doesnt know how to enjoy things is really boring his outlook on life is incredibly pessimistic and is a common falling off point for people who worship at the altar of logic and extreme passivity, what is he living for? No kids, dead end job/career that he doesnt enjoy, barren fruitless marriage between manchild and replacement mom
I yearn for the end of LCL, its bad enough wings doesnt do anything because he wants people to leave him alone in a profession where internet attention is a good thing, he also shuts down because he wants to stay on lolcow, add that to the increasing percentage of Lexapro in his veins and you have a very very boring wingo

Fr it's painful how bad he is at LCL.. I haven't watched the last few episodes because it's just slop now but whenever he's on the Mic he adds nothing to the stream. I'll admit it back in the day pre Lexapro wings would say and do some really funny shit actually. The biggest Irony of his entire internet legacy is instead of feeding into the trolls and negative comments if he would of just embraced it and started going a long with the jokes and playing into it he could of became a Massive streamer IMO. He was pulling in crazy numbers those early streams even though it was people waiting to watch him melt down he could of converted them into fans. Trolls and Fans are only different branches of the same tree. He really is his own worst enemy. Nobody has fucked up his life more than he has. That's why he's almost 500 lbs after a weight loss surgery and he had to drug himself to the max everyday just to get through the day without having a little bit of anxiety. He's so incredibly sad and pathetic.

 

[Artaius]

instead of feeding into the trolls and negative comments if he would of just embraced it and started going a long with the jokes and playing into it he could of became a Massive streamer IMO.

I'm gonna respectfully disagree and counter: Playing along with weens looking to take the piss out of you is as bad as feeding them with outbursts.
Most streamers have trolls in different shades but never as bleak as Wings' because most streamers know when to show a little backbone but also composure when pushed by an anon looking for a new obsession.

Wings could never be like today's streamers that understand this and know how to walk off a fumble or deal with an alog calmly. He couldn't handle comments before 2011 telling him how bad he was as a spawn sniper in COD.

 

[harmacist]

Fr it's painful how bad he is at LCL.. I haven't watched the last few episodes because it's just slop now but whenever he's on the Mic he adds nothing to the stream. I'll admit it back in the day pre Lexapro wings would say and do some really funny shit actually. The biggest Irony of his entire internet legacy is instead of feeding into the trolls and negative comments if he would of just embraced it and started going a long with the jokes and playing into it he could of became a Massive streamer IMO. He was pulling in crazy numbers those early streams even though it was people waiting to watch him melt down he could of converted them into fans. Trolls and Fans are only different branches of the same tree. He really is his own worst enemy. Nobody has fucked up his life more than he has. That's why he's almost 500 lbs after a weight loss surgery and he had to drug himself to the max everyday just to get through the day without having a little bit of anxiety. He's so incredibly sad and pathetic.

he just doesnt have the personality to be a streamer. he doesnt get it, he never did and he never will. its not in him to not feed the trolls regardless of how pathetic they are. idk if its his misplaced ego or what but even when people have told him throughout the years how to handle the situation he never does it. you are right though, he is his own worst enemy

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

I'm gonna respectfully disagree and counter: Playing along with weens looking to take the piss out of you is as bad as feeding them with outbursts.
Most streamers have trolls in different shades but never as bleak as Wings' because most streamers know when to show a little backbone but also composure when pushed by an anon looking for a new obsession.

Wings could never be like today's streamers that understand this and know how to walk off a fumble or deal with an alog calmly. He couldn't handle comments before 2011 telling him how bad he was as a spawn sniper in COD.

CaseOh is what Wings could of been if Wing's didn't have massive autism and didn't cry about everything. I mean it's not my cup of tea but Wings had a following of paypigs Pre Lexapro and now he's down to like 3 Paypigs. Is MarioLuigi still around? Still wondering if that was Kelly sending him money hoping it would make other people want to donate. Can't say for sure but I don't put it past him. CaseOh knows exactly how to play the character hes doing and it's worked well for him. Jordie had the followers and paypigs to pull off the same thing but he wanted to cry and whimper and throw a tantrum because someone threw some smoke nades on him or blocked his vision in the game. Wings is Autistic af you wouldn't see that reaction from like 90% of other streamers. They would either leave the game or just laugh. Not throw their controller and start crying. He is his own worst enemy and he's possibly the worst streamer I've seen He makes fucking Snort Burnell look entertaining by comparison.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Probably late, but I posted a while ago asking if archives of Wings' MW2 and BO1 videos existed. I still haven't found any, but a channel called "Classic Commentaries" has been uploading some lately, as well as videos from other COD adjacent youtubers of the time.

It's a nice time capsule of the Youtube commentary culture of the time, and of Wings in his prime.

One thing I certainly don't miss is the overuse of dubstep.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Jordie bvilt for BBC

 

[KevJ]

Nice to see breaking banquet pop out a new video. Richard was sure it was cuz he's not a lolcow anymore.

His recent fall out playthrough breakdown is just peak richard. Rehashing the same old bs barely holding back tears dodging all accountability for being the 450+ pound beast he is today. He's been claiming 422 for forever it seems like, meanwhile he looks straight up bloated as bad as he's ever been.

 

[harmacist]

Nice to see breaking banquet pop out a new video. Richard was sure it was cuz he's not a lolcow anymore.

His recent fall out playthrough breakdown is just peak richard. Rehashing the same old bs barely holding back tears dodging all accountability for being the 450+ pound beast he is today. He's been claiming 422 for forever it seems like, meanwhile he looks straight up bloated as bad as he's ever been.

yeah banquet actually did an ok job at compiling the "morbidly obese man masturbates to interracial gay porn while married to a cancer survivor religious woman" arc. illustrated the numerous back pedals this fat pig did, from denial, to admitting it, to denying it again, to trying to explain it away, to further admittance. its too bad kelly doesnt have self esteem / is a typical hillybilly retard or she would leave him. the guy was literally masturbating to interracial gay porn and she didnt care. its sort of unbelievable.

 

[Dfackt0]

Wingo needs a divorce-o, but I have to weigh the forces at play.
Kelly probably wants children and a husband who will raise them with her.
She has neither of those, she can maybe get kids through a sperm donor or adoption but she would likely have to threaten to leave in order to get one.
We've seen her take alot of shit from her chubby hubby, no kids, no intimacy, no care, no participation, Richard will literally bring his wife to tears for the sake of his job as the second class retard on the fat retard podcast.
Its this same job that probably keeps her around though, Wings is her fat retarded meal ticket.
She may think shes too old or undesirable to start over, her self value is likely impacted by wings being a depressing blister of apathy.
Overall I don't think shes going to leave wings under the current circumstances, I would like to be proven wrong and if there is hope for a divorce arc I ask you to show me the light

 

[Devious Dave]

Wingo needs a divorce-o,

I don't think Kelly will ever divorce him unless something really, really bad comes out about Wings. It is a little sad. I don't think they'll ever have kids. Not that I think Wings would be a great dad, but Kelly was a virgin when she married Wings, and I'm sure any woman who saved herself for marriage would want a family to go along with that.
I also know she had cancer at one point so she might not be able to have kids anymore anyways

 

[leeweesquee]

Kelly would be too lazy to leave him. Cool, she runs marathons and gets snarky remarks, but at the end of the day..... marriage as a status symbol is more important to her than actual happiness.

 

[Dfackt0]

I don't think Kelly will ever divorce him unless something really, really bad comes out about Wings

I thought that thing would be the Page 5 porn, or him bringing his wife to tears for a podcast, or the cumulative lethargy with which he lives
At this point I'm convinced shes a deep cover troll

 

[Artaius]

Kelly will ever divorce him unless something really, really bad comes out about Wings.

I don't know how her life hasn't be totally ruined standing next to Richard's hurricane aura and everything it destroys.

I don't know if she still works in nursing but it surprises me no alogs have called up her workplace and complained about her child rapist, animal torturing, grandma abusing monster husband that fists babies and does drugs. I'm glad it hasn't happened but still. It's a miracle.

And how her family has been affected by this? I would pay good money for one of these weens to do an interview with Kelly's dad to find out how much he hates Jordie as a man. At least that would be entertaining and insightful. The entire marriage has to be like one big embarrassment and whatever church she goes to probably knows about "page five"

She should have left him when he said he would rather lose her than give up streaming to people that hate him. Shit is sad.

 

[Plagas]

Kelly’s family must be very ashamed of son in law Richard. Imagine having Wings as a son in law…

 

[leeweesquee]

Kelly’s family must be very ashamed of son in law Richard. Imagine having Wings as a son in law…

Probably more ashamed of her

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qr7hH6Tfts Man this was hard to watch. Just when you think There's no way wing's could debase himself and make himself look even more pathetic than ever before he does it again. 17 minutes of A 400 LB grown man talking to his wife and the LOLcow hes in love with about how he can't get his own dick hard, him and his own wife can't stand to be around each other, they both admit they have 0 sexual attraction for eachother. And he's secretly in love with Becky. His own wife said if he came out as bi she would leave him... umm he already exposed himself kelly. Page 5 of tranny porn site? Case closed.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

So then who’s more pathetic? Richard or the bog hag who refuses to leave him?

 

[harmacist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qr7hH6Tfts Man this was hard to watch. Just when you think There's no way wing's could debase himself and make himself look even more pathetic than ever before he does it again. 17 minutes of A 400 LB grown man talking to his wife and the LOLcow hes in love with about how he can't get his own dick hard, him and his own wife can't stand to be around each other, they both admit they have 0 sexual attraction for eachother. And he's secretly in love with Becky. His own wife said if he came out as bi she would leave him... umm he already exposed himself kelly. Page 5 of tranny porn site? Case closed.

i had to pause this in the beginning because its hard to watch. i cant believe this is real. one could argue that its scripted bullshit but when everything she says is true and actually happened i dont think the scripted confrontation matters much. wings and his fat aura is obviously bringing kelly down, if she ever lost weight and actually gained confidence she would leave him. no self respecting person would subject themselves to this lifestyle. how can you be married to a man who claims to not have a libido but watches gay porn in secret? its a joke. their whole relationship is a joke.

 

[KevJ]

“Like I know that you use your health as an excuse, you sleep a lot and don’t keep a good house” describing Becky. Always the master of projection.

I knew it was only a matter of time before she clapped back at his libido claims. He has like a dozen times just said he has no libido to her face in front of a camera gotta lowkey be insulting even to someone with a low iq.

Equally pathetic people at this point and it’s a trade off. Wings needs someone mobile who can caretake Kelly just lonely and needed a roof and some extra income

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I don't think Kelly will ever divorce him unless something really, really bad comes out about Wings. It is a little sad. I don't think they'll ever have kids. Not that I think Wings would be a great dad, but Kelly was a virgin when she married Wings, and I'm sure any woman who saved herself for marriage would want a family to go along with that.
I also know she had cancer at one point so she might not be able to have kids anymore anyways

Kelly could do better than Wangz.