WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%
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Richard is waiting to die either in that chair streaming or in his sleep. If he sees 50 I'd be shocked. Boogie made it though so who knows. He deserves everything coming to him and more. Fat fuck should be living in a cardboard box under a bridge. I knew he'd do nothing but curl into a fat blob with nothing but pity souls to kill the time. Once the money runs out and it will he'll come crawling back.
 
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KingOfHypocrisy said:
Did they confirm this on lolcow or something because I haven't seen Wings admit to faking either of them.
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It was obvious they were both staged they had their gay slap fight first and they were barely trying to break it up. Second one when he was tard raging and retard strength pushed his toothpick legged seahag wife literally like 15 people immediately came out the woodwork because that wasn't planned. People watching on stream called the cops too and the gnome had to admit that both fights were staged so Richard wouldn't get arrested for domestic abuse.
 
Timmy2kx said:
It was obvious they were both staged they had their gay slap fight first and they were barely trying to break it up. Second one when he was tard raging and retard strength pushed his toothpick legged seahag wife literally like 15 people immediately came out the woodwork because that wasn't planned. People watching on stream called the cops too and the gnome had to admit that both fights were staged so Richard wouldn't get arrested for domestic abuse.
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Wings is already pretty horrible to Kelly as is but she sure tries her best at times to sabotage her husband's ruined public image with each stunt. The theory about her being a troll gets more believable every day I'm half expecting the divorce saga to reveal everything and confirm it.

Said it in another post she would go down as the biggest neghole pozzer in history cause I can't think of many weens who would marry a lolcow to get as close as possible. I hope she starts her own youtube channel and becomes a blogger gamergirl and goes on a bunch of podcasts talking about Jordie's penis. We don't need it but it would be funny to see her go down her own path of destruction that warrants a thread. One can hope.
 
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What is this about? Some new cancer cope for pity donations? From his new live stream today.
 
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Artaius said:
Wings is already pretty horrible to Kelly as is but she sure tries her best at times to sabotage her husband's ruined public image with each stunt. The theory about her being a troll gets more believable every day I'm half expecting the divorce saga to reveal everything and confirm it.

Said it in another post she would go down as the biggest neghole pozzer in history cause I can't think of many weens who would marry a lolcow to get as close as possible. I hope she starts her own youtube channel and becomes a blogger gamergirl and goes on a bunch of podcasts talking about Jordie's penis. We don't need it but it would be funny to see her go down her own path of destruction that warrants a thread. One can hope.
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It was a shame marriage of convenience from the jump and you can tell they hate each other but didn't want to die alone. She literally flirts and cucks him with his discord mods while he shit talks her any chance he gets. They're both scum and deserve each other.
 
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What is this about? Some new cancer cope for pity donations? From his new live stream today.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYnTuAd6FM4

This is one of the most depressing live streams I've ever seen in my life. Wings says keem could never pay him enough to go back to lolcowlive and that he's done forever and its behind him now. Then he goes on a long rant about how he hates video games but because his sleeping schedule is so fucked up he is forced to play them otherwise he has to "sit in the dark" all night watching page 5. Why not just fix your fucking sleep schedule fat fucking retard? Call of duty and rainbow 6 streams will now cost the viewers 200 dollars up front. Apparently hasn't enjoyed playing a video game since wasteland 3? Okay Richard we all watched you no life god of war and cry at the death of a video game character.


Then the "cancer" scare??? The fat fucking retard says "I think I'm sick but I hope I'm wrong..." Then goes silent for like 2 minutes. Then says his testicles have been feeling "weird" lately and it has him SCARED!!He started fucking crying!!! He says even if he is sick he doesn't want to know so he won't go to the doctor. The man who told kelly to grow up and deal with her cancer is crying on stream doesn't even know if he's sick and he's crying like a fucking bitch. "Mr I got 0% Bitch in muh blood" Then after saying this he tells his chat if anyone brings up what he said it's an automatic ban. Why the fuck even bring it up on live stream if you don't want your chat reacting to it? 62 IQ. Ends the stream telling us how the majority of his meals have been from mcdonalds recently because kelly wants happy meal toys. A grown woman.

Nearing 450 LBs since quitting lolcowlive his grey hair has turned white the mf is so stressed out. This is the lowest I've seen wings. Were so close to another look here listen moment that's why he wants to avoid call of duty and rainbow the controller throwing is nearing a glorious return the anti anxiety meds ain't working like they used to.
 
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Artaius said:
Wings is already pretty horrible to Kelly as is but she sure tries her best at times to sabotage her husband's ruined public image with each stunt. The theory about her being a troll gets more believable every day I'm half expecting the divorce saga to reveal everything and confirm it.

Said it in another post she would go down as the biggest neghole pozzer in history cause I can't think of many weens who would marry a lolcow to get as close as possible. I hope she starts her own youtube channel and becomes a blogger gamergirl and goes on a bunch of podcasts talking about Jordie's penis. We don't need it but it would be funny to see her go down her own path of destruction that warrants a thread. One can hope.
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When you said neghole pozzer, i thought you were referring to sideways log.

For a guy that self proclaims he hates games, he sure sucks at lying. He just posted on Twitter he picked up some strategy guides at a garage sale.
Fuck Richard.
 
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Timmy2kx said:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Zero sympathy. Made your bed now lie in it fat piece of shit. Also why bring up the cancer and then threaten to ban immediately after? Crocodile tears for pity donations.
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No joke. Fuck this guy. zero empathy for his roommate going through it and beyond zero for a poor whore actually dying from it. Dudes narcissism should be studied. For anyone else it’s not the end of the world toughen up, but he simply has a feeling his nuts feel weird and he announces he thinks he has cancer and expects the world to feel something for him. Truly a dumb piece of shit
 
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He literally told Kelly she quote "needed to put her big girl pants on" when she had her cancer scare and now he's crying like a bitch on stream. The fat fuck is a textbook narcissist and a sociopath. Also crying about how all he eats is McDonald's now because all Kelly wants are adult happy meal toys. Here's an idea Richard TELL HER NO and get something else. Then he's like I hate video games but that's all I can do because I'll be sitting in the dark doing nothing. Read a book you fat man baby. There's a million other things he could do besides play video games but he's a professional victim and all woe is me. Every single problem in his life he created but he will blame anything but himself.
 
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Timmy2kx said:
He literally told Kelly she quote "needed to put her big girl pants on" when she had her cancer scare and now he's crying like a bitch on stream. The fat fuck is a textbook narcissist and a sociopath. Also crying about how all he eats is McDonald's now because all Kelly wants are adult happy meal toys. Here's an idea Richard TELL HER NO and get something else. Then he's like I hate video games but that's all I can do because I'll be sitting in the dark doing nothing. Read a book you fat man baby. There's a million other things he could do besides play video games but he's a professional victim and all woe is me. Every single problem in his life he created but he will blame anything but himself.
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the worse is he could go back on lcl and make so much more but because of a false sense of pride??? he wont??? wtf is he doing?
 
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Timmy2kx said:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Zero sympathy. Made your bed now lie in it fat piece of shit. Also why bring up the cancer and then threaten to ban immediately after? Crocodile tears for pity donations.
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Hawnestly pimp. I think it's more than that. Like I said in an earlier post he is going like full on schtizo in his streams lately. He started at least 5 new Elden ring characters in just a few days and made several on dark souls the OG one. He is so stressed out because deep down he knows how badly he fucked up and he's missing that lolcowlive money like a drug addict misses their last high. He went on for years about losing his machinma contract and his twitch partnership. This is worse than both of those. Lolcowlive was bringing him money he hasnt seen in a near decade. And if he could of swallowed his pride and made himself into a clown like keemstar wanted he could still be making that money right now. Which he clearly did for almost a year faking fights with kelly like ripping up their marriage certificate ect Dumping ketchup and mustard on his head going out into public making a fool of himself. The table shoved fucked that all up and it was to much for him and he's shut down completely proving the table shove was 100% Real.

Hawnestly I think he's so stressed out he's like making up an illness in his head and might be manifesting it. He's 62 IQ but he's at least able to bang two rocks in his together and know he's 400 pounds plus after a weight loss surgery and in the end stages of his life and extremely unhealthy might be coming to the realization just how fucked his life really is and seeing 150 people in his live streams and still the majority of the comments are trolling him or trying to get reactions out of him doesn't help.

It's been pretty much confirmed at this point with everything both parties have said he's done with lolcowlive for good. He's burning through whatever money Keemstar paid him out and that's why his beard is turning white from stress. Wings could get a job this year at Christmas working for the salvation army ringing a bell in front dressed as santa claus. He has decades of first person shooter experience perfect for the salvation army. The Age of consent comments might hurt that job prospect though.
 
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while anything is possible im more inclined to believe that his back / nerves are finally starting to become a chronic issue and its making his balls feel funny. how long can you go banging on the door of 500 lbs and sitting all day before your lower back gets obliterated? not to mention the fact that hes pushing 40 and his body has already been through decades of abuse. the only thing for certain is that regardless of if its cancer or his back exploding his lifestyle will not change and he will continue to drink corn slop like its going out of style. frankly im surprised it took this long for his body to begin breaking down. it really shows the abuse that human beings can take
 
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harmacist said:
while anything is possible im more inclined to believe that his back / nerves are finally starting to become a chronic issue and its making his balls feel funny. how long can you go banging on the door of 500 lbs and sitting all day before your lower back gets obliterated? not to mention the fact that hes pushing 40 and his body has already been through decades of abuse. the only thing for certain is that regardless of if its cancer or his back exploding his lifestyle will not change and he will continue to drink corn slop like its going out of style. frankly im surprised it took this long for his body to begin breaking down. it really shows the abuse that human beings can take
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he talks like mcdonald is healthy food on stream too.
 
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