🎨 Artcow WitChan / Melvin Wright

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I'm going to assume his actual knowledge of the franchise is fragmented due to his immense fapping whilist watching it as he imagines these incredibly bizarre scenarios.
 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9608998/1/Ash-and-Maylene

Ugh... a fanfiction of Ash and Maylene. I think I begin to see a pattern in these fanfictions.

1. Ash doing random stuff.
2. A girl sees him.
3. The girl imagines him having sex with her.
4. Blowjob.
5. (Insert any other sex scenes here)
6. Congratulations! You have written a Witchan fanfiction.
 
Alan Pardew said:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9627731/1/Ash-and-Florinda

WitChan is getting lazier in writing the horrible typical sex scenes that he now shortens them into a few sentences. Probably a good thing..?
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The horriffic sex scenes are probably the most entertaining thing in his fics. I tried reading one of his battle scenes and... ugh. That was incredibly boring.
 
Does this guy relize that Pokemon characters are mostly 10-13 year olds?
Or maybe that's part of the "fun"
 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9421568/1/Ash-and-Bianca

A year later, Bianca and Ash, with Pikachu and their twin babies, Edward and Edna, are watching television inside the living room of Ash's home. It's been several months since they came here to settle as a family. They couldn't stay in Unova because Iris threatened to kill Bianca for having sex with Ash. Luckily for the trainers, she didn't follow them here.
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Alan Pardew said:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9421568/1/Ash-and-Bianca

A year later, Bianca and Ash, with Pikachu and their twin babies, Edward and Edna, are watching television inside the living room of Ash's home. It's been several months since they came here to settle as a family. They couldn't stay in Unova because Iris threatened to kill Bianca for having sex with Ash. Luckily for the trainers, she didn't follow them here.
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A+ writing here folks.
 
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9652733/1/B ... d-Marley-2

More months later, Brock looked at the sky outside of Pewter City, smiling. It's been months since he last saw the evil bitch, Marley. She was sentenced to sixteen years in prison for kidnapping and rape, which means Brock won't see her for a very long time.

"I'm back!" Marley said, scaring Brock as she looked directly at him. She knew he could be here. Also, she had Arcanine with her.

"Oh no!" Brock said. Again, the nightmare continues.
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Organic Fapcup said:
Alan Pardew said:
Looking at the reviews, I wonder how he managed to get fans in the first place. Or most likely his fans are just trolls following him.
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Some of them might be that, yes, but I think they're mostly illiterate idiots who get off to anything that has bewbies.
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Pretty much this.
 
God, how does he expect anyone to read this stuff? He fucking butchers grammar so badly it's incomprehensible.
 
Springblossom said:
God, how does he expect anyone to read this stuff? He fucking butchers grammar so badly it's incomprehensible.
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I'm guessing a large portion of his (legit) fans are young kids with a vague idea of what sexual intercourse is.
 
Himawari said:
omg that fic is so inaccurate, Yellow lives in Viridian City not Lavender Town!!
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Not to mention they live in 2 different realities of the same universe. I can't get off to this shit.
 
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