🎨 Artcow WitChan / Melvin Wright

[Saney]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9849018/1/Bayleef-and-Mew

WitChan now moves on to Pokemon having sex fanfictions. I assume it's a joke because how ridiculously short it is.

And he's somehow made his fics even worse.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I don't know who this is, but if he writes badfics I'm in.

 

[Saney]

I don't know who this is, but if he writes badfics I'm in.

So, so many.
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... ntry220370
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=4320&hl=
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=4389&hl=
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=3108&hl=

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I don't know who this is, but if he writes badfics I'm in.

So, so many.
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... ntry220370
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=4320&hl=
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=4389&hl=
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... c=3108&hl=

Excellent.

 

[Lion-with-the-mouse]

After spending some time around the internet browsing badfics, I thought I had seen everything. Clearly I haven't. At least My Immortal was funny because it was so bad. This, though...

Spoiler

Note to self: Just because a character's name is not in any of the titles of this guy's fics doesn't necessarily mean that they won't be spared from the atrocities. I selected one at random as a result of being lulled into a false sense of security (not to mention thinking 'How bad can this be?') and one of my favourite characters was in the story.

My initial reaction to this horrific realisation:

 

[Saney]

After spending some time around the internet browsing badfics, I thought I had seen everything. Clearly I haven't. At least My Immortal was funny because it was so bad. This, though...

Spoiler

Note to self: Just because a character's name is not in any of the titles of this guy's fics doesn't necessarily mean that they won't be spared from the atrocities. I selected one at random as a result of being lulled into a false sense of security (not to mention thinking 'How bad can this be?') and one of my favourite characters was in the story.

My initial reaction to this horrific realisation:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2 ... no_cat.gif

Which one did you read? Also, I'm sorry you were traumatised.

 

[Lion-with-the-mouse]

Thanks, although I think I pretty much brought this on myself with my curiosity. I decided to read Serena's Special Journey. Not only has he turned the poor trainer into some kind of lust slave, I became traumatised when Professor Sycamore was mentioned in the first sentence of the first chapter. It got a whole lot worse from there... I abandoned ship within the first chapter as result.

Wait a minute, I just skimmed through the first chapter again and... It's too horrible to put into words. I'm going to cry now.

 

[Himawari]

Thanks, although I think I pretty much brought this on myself with my curiosity. I decided to read Serena's Special Journey. Not only has he turned the poor trainer into some kind of lust slave, I became traumatised when Professor Sycamore was mentioned in the first sentence of the first chapter. It got a whole lot worse from there... I abandoned ship within the first chapter as result.

Wait a minute, I just skimmed through the first chapter again and... It's too horrible to put into words. I'm going to cry now.

Oh, dear. Advice for the future: avoid any Witchan fic titled "[female Pokemon character]'s [adjective] [Journey/Adventure/etc.]" like the plague. They are ALL terrible multi-chapter epics about said female character sexing up anything with a pulse.

 

[Lion-with-the-mouse]

Thanks, although I think I pretty much brought this on myself with my curiosity. I decided to read Serena's Special Journey. Not only has he turned the poor trainer into some kind of lust slave, I became traumatised when Professor Sycamore was mentioned in the first sentence of the first chapter. It got a whole lot worse from there... I abandoned ship within the first chapter as result.

Wait a minute, I just skimmed through the first chapter again and... It's too horrible to put into words. I'm going to cry now.

Oh, dear. Advice for the future: avoid any Witchan fic titled "[female Pokemon character]'s [adjective] [Journey/Adventure/etc.]" like the plague. They are ALL terrible multi-chapter epics about said female character sexing up anything with a pulse.

I'll keep that in mind with great consideration.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

That Serena one is a fucking riot to read. Just how fuckin' stupid all is. She's banging Sycamore and they're just holding this normal conversation together as though they're chatting over lunch it's priceless. Then there's the bit when she's introduced Tierno. All I have to say is "Nice name for a hot piece of ass" (that's actual dialogue from him) I can't stop fucking laughing about it.
That and the Pokemon one seems to be really fucking weird. Like it comes off as something a furry love-shy would write. I have missed this manchild, I have missed his bulshit.

 

[Hakurei]

Well, wandered into this thread, and I can say is...


Ugh, it's like as if OPL decided to be lazy and write.

To contribute to this thread, all of his non-lemon fics are just shitty. I mean, the lemon fics were shitty, but the others are shittier, believe me.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10073809/1/Zombocalypse-Pokemon
Blah blah blah, zombies, you've seen this before.
It's literally only running so far, but judging by his other works, we'll get nuked with badly written sex.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7056546/1/Everyone-hates-Dawn
Dawn apparently gets abused.
Because, he used to hate Dawn I guess.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7099998/1/Smoking-weed-together

Spoiler

(That's literally it)

That's pretty much it.

 

[AnimuGinger]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10073809/1/Zombocalypse-Pokemon
Blah blah blah, zombies, you've seen this before.
It's literally only running so far, but judging by his other works, we'll get nuked with badly written sex.

"A zombie rushed towards the zombie" was my favorite part. Truly captures the essence of a zombie invasion

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7056546/1/Everyone-hates-Dawn
Dawn apparently gets abused.
Because, he used to hate Dawn I guess.

"In a Route" "She slept inside the Route" Aren't routes outside in Pokemon?
edit - Read the reviews. They're better written than the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7099998/1/Smoking-weed-together

Spoiler

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21996000/ngbbs4cced07a2fff4.jpg

(That's literally it)

#420. This guy is a literary genius! He should bind all of these fanfics into a single novella and sell it. NYT bestseller.

 

[Saney]

To contribute to this thread, all of his non-lemon fics are just shitty. I mean, the lemon fics were shitty, but the others are shittier, believe me.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10073809/1/Zombocalypse-Pokemon
Blah blah blah, zombies, you've seen this before.
It's literally only running so far, but judging by his other works, we'll get nuked with badly written sex.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7056546/1/Everyone-hates-Dawn
Dawn apparently gets abused.
Because, he used to hate Dawn I guess.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7099998/1/Smoking-weed-together

Spoiler

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21996000/ngbbs4cced07a2fff4.jpg

(That's literally it)

That's pretty much it.

At Brock's house, mom! Man, you should have been there! Good food, sexy bitches, lesbians, great music, everything! The best part about it was that Brock's sexy mom, Lola, was making out with some hot bitch named Caroline, and Caroline's from Hoenn!

*Slow clap*

Wow. This is clearly the greatest, most realistic dialogue ever.

 

[Springblossom]

To contribute to this thread, all of his non-lemon fics are just shitty. I mean, the lemon fics were shitty, but the others are shittier, believe me.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10073809/1/Zombocalypse-Pokemon
Blah blah blah, zombies, you've seen this before.
It's literally only running so far, but judging by his other works, we'll get nuked with badly written sex.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7056546/1/Everyone-hates-Dawn
Dawn apparently gets abused.
Because, he used to hate Dawn I guess.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7099998/1/Smoking-weed-together

Spoiler

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21996000/ngbbs4cced07a2fff4.jpg

(That's literally it)

That's pretty much it.

Oh sweet Jesus, I had forgotten how much of a trainwreck this guy was.

After reading two chapter's of Moleman9000's word vomit earlier today, this is refreshingly horrible.

 

[Hakurei]

At Brock's house, mom! Man, you should have been there! Good food, sexy bitches, lesbians, great music, everything! The best part about it was that Brock's sexy mom, Lola, was making out with some hot bitch named Caroline, and Caroline's from Hoenn!

*Slow clap*

Wow. This is clearly the greatest, most realistic dialogue ever.

[Casually talks about lesbian sex to mother.]

 

[Saney]

At Brock's house, mom! Man, you should have been there! Good food, sexy bitches, lesbians, great music, everything! The best part about it was that Brock's sexy mom, Lola, was making out with some hot bitch named Caroline, and Caroline's from Hoenn!

*Slow clap*

Wow. This is clearly the greatest, most realistic dialogue ever.

[Casually talks about lesbian sex to mother.]

Are you saying that's not a conversation normal people have with their parents? I'm shocked.

Are you a moron, Ash!? I would never cause anything to happen like [zombie apocalypse]! Are you still butthurt because I kicked your ass in that dancing contest Leaf and her girlfriend created a week ago!?

No, dumbass. The reason I asked you that is because you're an asshole! By the way, have you seen my mom?

Also, here's one of the reviews to his fics...

Hey listen just for once make a pikachu and snivy rape sex story and its only for once that involve snivy raping pikachu in a story and its not even gonna harm anyone its just for reading from a story you make, just once for a pikachu and snivy rape sex story please.

Yikes.

 

[Saney]

http://www.projectafterforums.com/index ... topic=4473

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is happening in this fic. Something about wrestling and people casually talking about murder and sex slaves? I dunno.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

About that creepy rape story request thing, the fucker actually went up and wrote it apparently, but the weird thing is, the guy who requested it keeps asking for more of the bloody things. Case in point (spoilered for length. Seriously, the fucker pretty much wrote out his disturbing fantasy):

Spoiler

hey can you make a Red and Sapphire rape sex story make the story like Sapphire has a crush on Red but Red is in love with Leaf. One day Sapphire invited Red to her fathers house and lab for a pokemon battle training she want this because she wants to get close to Red and share her feelings to him, but to her disappointed Red had invited Leaf over to her house making Sapphire very jealous about Leaf. Once Red and Leaf arrive to her house Sapphire welcome them in, they sat on the sofa talk all about their journey together Red was first to talk and Sapphire listened every word he talk which impresses her, after Red finish talking Leaf turns to talk and she said she met lots of pokemon and trainer during her journey and winning many badges along the way which impresses Red making Sapphire even more jealous of her, once they finish chatting Sapphire take the two to her fathers lab and begun touring them inside, after they finish their tour in the lab Sapphire said to Red about their battle training and Red happily accepted it. Sapphire guides them to her father's backyard for the battle training and Leaf asked Red that he wants to join the training and Red said to her that she will, Leaf happily hugs Red making Red blushed which making Sapphire angry, the battle training then decided that it will be Leaf vs Sapphire, once the battle started Red cheering for Leaf much to Sapphire shock and started glaring at Leaf and Leaf noticed her glared and wondered what wrong with her,but she shrugged it off and continue battling. Sapphire then uses her battle techniques to impress Red and she thought that using this techniques she'll win the battle and Red's feelings, but in the end Leaf won the battle and Red congratulated her win making increases the hatred of Sapphire towards Leaf, she then walk to Red and Leaf she pretended to congratulate Leaf for her win and she then asked Red to come to her room later she said that she wants talk about something to him in private and Red accepted it. After the battle Red and Leaf was talking in the living room unknown to them that Sapphire was spying them in the corner and was glaring at Leaf and she thought of a plan to get Red for herself then she comes up with a plan. After a long day Leaf decided to go home and asked Red to come with her, but Red said to her that Sapphire wants to talk to him in private and Leaf decide to go home alone. Once Leaf was out of sight Red then walk to Sapphire's room, once inside Red then calls for Sapphire and door closed all of a sudden making Red jump a little turning around she saw Sapphire locking the door, she then turn her attention to Red and Red asked her what wrong with her Sapphire then said to him that why and Red asked what why and Sapphire then said why is it always her and Red asked her and Sapphire said her Leaf and Sapphire then begins walking towards him and Red started to back away not looking behind him while walking Sapphire said to Red why you always cheering for her and not her and Red said to sapphire he doesn't know what his talking about Sapphire continue advancing towards Red to which Red then stumbles to her bed making Red fall to her bed Sapphire then jump towards him pining Red down Red then struggles to free himself but Sapphire uses her strength to pin him down and Red then asked Sapphire what was wrong with her and why she did that to him and Sapphire then confess to Red that she loves him and wants to stay with forever but Red rejected saying that he loves Leaf than her Sapphire then slaps Red and laugh at him and said that if he don't love her then by raping him maybe he will and Sapphire then started raping Red. Make the rape scene like this Sapphire grab a rope and use it to tied both Red's hand, after that Sapphire then started licking and kissing Red's neck she then move her tongue licking all the way to Red's mouth and started french-kissing him and Red started screaming for help but his scream was muffled. Sapphire then move her hand towards Reds pants and to his cock she starts rubbing it making it erect. After that Sapphire then unzipped her shirt and her breast started showing she then moved Red's face to it and she tells him to suck it and Red look scared suck it while Sapphire moaned. When Red finish his sucking Sapphire then stared removing Red's shirt and his pants once she's done she then removes her shirt and her pants and panties Sapphire then licks Red's body she move her tongue licking down to Red's belly then to his cock and she started sucking it and Red finally cums inside her mouth when she finally finish Sapphire then positioned herself to Red and she then force him to lick her vagina or she''ll torture him Red looks scared then started licking it to pleasure her as for Sapphire she finally enjoy the feeling from her cunt to make it better she rock her herself back and forth to pleasure herself. When Red is finish Sapphire then started thrusting her cunt to Red's dick and red's cried from the pain. while thrusting Sapphire then said to Red that she wants her and Red to raise a child together but Red tells her to stop but Sapphire then kisses him to silence him and Red starts screaming again while Sapphire enjoy raping Red. After minutes of thrusting Red cums inside Sapphire and Red's cums entered Sapphire's womb impregnating Sapphire. After raping Red Sapphire then move's to Red's face and tongue kissing Red again and Red look terrified and shock after Sapphire raping him and Sapphire then said to Red that she finally have Red to herself and Sapphire resumes tongue kissing Red who look shock and terrified after the rape. Days have past after the rape incidents and Sapphire is finally pregnant with Red's child and when her father finds out about this he begs Red to married her daughter and Red has no choice but to marry Sapphire since it's Red's child Sapphire carrying and the two got married. Three weeks past and Sapphire gives birth to her and Red's child and Red looks at his child the baby was a girl that came from his rape. After that Red received a letter and he reads and to his surprised Leaf her crush has married Sapphire's cousin Ruby and they started a family together without Red knowing it and Red look sad about it. Days went by again and Red finally accepted that Leaf has moved on and Red finally started a family with Sapphire and Sapphire was happy about it because Red and Sapphire finally started a family together forever and ever until the end.

For the author of Witchan I only request that you make this story.
Please!

tl;dr: Girl rapes guy, some weird drama I guess, girl gets knocked up, girl marries guy and has a happy family.

 

[A Random]

...but... the guy is the raped one...

This guy is going to trigger my traumas, I just know it...

 

[Hakurei]

...but... the guy is the raped one...

This guy is going to trigger my traumas, I just know it...

Damn, sorry if this kind of thing happened to you.
Goddamnit WitChan, do you understand the concept of post-incident trauma.