Culture Witchcraft isn’t all broomsticks or cauldrons. How real witches make magic


By Scottie Andrew, CNN
Sat October 26, 2024

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Elwynn Green, a witch based in Northern Ireland, makes walking in nature a daily ritual to commune with the world around him.

Elwynn Green’s morning routine is relatively unremarkable, at least at the start.

With his wife, Green wakes up his three daughters, makes them breakfast and prepares their lunches. Once they’re shipped off to school, and after he’s had a moment to meditate, he’ll take a walk near his home on Northern Ireland’s rugged Causeway Coast.

While he’s out, he’ll typically talk to the wind.

Green might feel the air swirl around him or the force of a gust pushing dark clouds into the sky, blotting out the blue. He hears the wind speaking, so he may feel compelled to ask it a question. Sometimes, the wind will answer. He has a similar impulse when he overhears trees whispering to each other or the waves crashing.

“For most people in everyday life, that’s a sign of madness,” he said.

But Green is a witch, and communing with the world around him is at the heart of his craft. He asks questions of the wind and trees, ancestors and spirits. Sometimes answers never come. But witchcraft, to Green, isn’t about finding answers to life’s big questions (or death’s, for that matter). It’s about finding beauty within the chaos.

“Sometimes it’s not about knowing,” Green said. “Knowing is overrated.”

The way Green practices witchcraft defies stereotypes of broomstick-wielding, cauldron-toting, pointy-hatted witches. He doesn’t belong to a coven. He’s not Wiccan or pagan, religions that are rooted in witchcraft. He has a few cats, though they’re better suited for snuggling than serving as helpful familiars.

There is no one way to be a witch, he said. Tenets and rituals are unique to all who practice. The traits others might find strange only strengthen one’s witchcraft, Green said.

“We’ve never belonged,” he told CNN of witches. “If we belonged, we wouldn’t be witches. And so my advice to people about that is, usually, get used to not belonging. It’s a good place to set up shop.”

Witches can be born and made​

Green is a “hedge witch” who exists in the metaphorical “hedge,” the liminal space between our world and a spiritual realm with which he interacts. His witchcraft is heavily informed by animism, or the belief that everything possesses a spirit. To Green, there’s magic in all things — the air we breathe, the water in the ocean, the animals and plants with which we share our planet.

Witchery runs in Green’s family. He was raised by his two aunts, both witches, who shared their house with spirits and encouraged Green to find his magic. Though both have since died, Green said one of his aunts’ spirits occasionally “pops in” for a chat.

Andrea Samayoa, meanwhile, wasn’t raised a witch. She came to the craft innocently as a child, when she and her friends would make “potions” with leftover condiments from neighborhood parties. Playing pretend-witches, they’d cast “spells” to make it rain and dance under the moon.

“We didn’t know what we were doing at the time,” the Floridian witch said.

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This still from TikTok shows Andrea Samayoa dressed up as a witch for Halloween in 2023.

The practice became more important to her when Catholicism, the religion in which she was raised, started to feel too restrictive. Samayoa said she resists inflexible rules, which is partly the reason why she doesn’t belong to a coven, either.

Even in her early 30s, Samayoa retains a carefree approach toward witchcraft. Her “eclectic” interpretation, which pulls from several witchcraft traditions, has very few rules, if any. She even published a spellbook called “Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days,” inspired by the way her chronic illness has impacted how she practices her craft.

Witchcraft is surging in popularity​

Green and Samayoa are both full-time witches, proficient in the typical rituals and spells of witchcraft — Green performs a banishing ritual every morning to rid his environment of negative influences, and Samayoa makes a curse-removing wash with herbs, citrus, witch hazel and quartz to keep harm at bay.

While they practice witchcraft solo, they’re performing it for an audience. Green and Samayoa are both popular figures on WitchTok, a popular TikTok community whose members share tips for improving their craft with fellow witches of all experience levels.

On TikTok, Green, who also hosts a podcast and a Patreon, performs readings using bones and tarot cards for commenters who ask him heavy questions about their love lives, careers and safety of their families. It’s a weighty task, so Green chooses his words carefully.

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Green has practiced witchcraft since he was a boy. He's sharing his talents with thousands on TikTok.

Samayoa, meanwhile, often shares no-nonsense rituals in videos peppered with profanity that require little more than an open mind. (She also sells spell kits.) Earlier this month, she taught her followers how to create a simple protection sigil with pen and paper, which she used to protect her Tampa home from Hurricane Milton. It worked, she said: Her house wasn’t harmed in the storm, though a few pieces of her fence were blown out.

WitchTok surged in popularity in 2020, when the Covid-19 pandemic inflicted extreme stress and uncertainty upon the world. Even in the months before the pandemic upended life as we knew it, witchcraft was on its way to a comeback, partly as a response to societal unrest in the wake of the 2016 election and the #MeToo movement, The Atlantic reported in 2020.

Pam Grossman, a pagan witch and scholar, told The Atlantic that “the more frustrated people get, they do often turn to witchcraft,” because the typical channels through which they accomplish things have stopped working.

But witches who come to the craft to attain power or control will be disappointed, Green said. Witchcraft is a way of interpreting the world and finding one’s place within it, but there are never easy answers or flawless fixes.

“Control within nature doesn’t work — it’s chaos,” he said. “It teaches us.”

Magic isn’t hard to find, if you keep an open mind​

Being a witch doesn’t require belonging to a coven or nailing a complicated spell, both witches told CNN. Witch-centric media like “Hocus Pocus,” “American Horror Story: Coven” and “Agatha All Along” may show fictional sorceresses brewing potions in cauldrons, making soul-sacrificing pacts and harnessing their magic for dark purposes, but none of that is required to be a witch.

One doesn’t even have to understand how magic works to be a witch, Green said: “Just accept that it’s there and use it.”

In fact, both witches said, fictional depictions of witches are almost entirely inaccurate. As long as your intentions are clear and your mind is open, you can become a witch, Samayoa said.

“I feel like everyone has magic within themselves,” she said.

While Samayoa’s book includes spells intended to bring their casters money and abundance, some of the most essential spells she shares are for self-care and healing. It’s not easy to tell when those spells have worked, as there’s very rarely a simple fix for problems so nebulous. But once they’ve worked, a witch will know, she said.

“Since the magic is coming from you and you alone, if you’re not feeling like you love yourself, your magic isn’t going to be as strong as you want it to be,” she said. “Taking care of yourself is better for your witchcraft.”

Both witches said that practicing witchcraft is healing, even if the process remains unfinished.

“Witchcraft is a transformative thing — it changes us,” Green said. “I believe we have to embrace every aspect of ourselves, the hardest parts, we have to love it. That’s our empowerment.”

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Reminder that the entirety of this hilariously fake and gay wicca shit was invented by early 20th century wannabe aristocrats who wanted to make themselves look more interesting and mysterious because of how astonishingly fucking boring and charmless they were even by the rather anaemic standards of interwar Britbong high society, and yet were also too pussy to dabble in some of the overt (yet still gay and retarded) Satanist shit that was the edgy fad at the time in that most insufferable of cultural spheres known as "Bohemianism"

This is unironic unambiguous historical fact. The Wicca identity has as much actual fucking pedigree as the Furry identity, and I am not even slightly being hyperbolic here because its the exact same fucking "LOOK AT MEEEEE IM SO SPECIAL AND MYSTERIOUUUUUUSSS" thing at its heart.
 
Real witchcraft is just called being a chef. Why do you think Harry Potter had so many of their schools in England and France and only like one in the US?

Gordon Ramsay is the ultimate witch too, he doesn't even need a wand to cast the Unforgivable Curse of ITSFUKKENRAW
Avada Kedavra WISHES it could be this destructive.
 
Honestly even setting aside the cringe tumor that is wicca, just about all the old late 19th century/early 20th century occult "secret" societies were little more than exercises in group masturbation over how special and intellectual and daring n shit all the members were for being part of their own self designated kool kids klub.

And speaking of the KKK, amusingly the only examples of these groups having some vague influence IRL back in the day are the overtly race supremacist groups like the ole klan (although the occult aspect was toned down heavily), some of the alleged precursors to the Nazis in cults like the Thule society and The Order of the New Templars (and even then the influence is alleged at best, and only pertaining to aesthetic and some rhetoric), and most hilariously enduringly the Nation of Islam, the very creators of the KANGZ mythos, which is still a thing to this day and still wields enough influence over retarded niggers to escape being shitcanned by the Democrat side of the establishment no matter what they say or do

Or to put it simply, if you are gonna make a gayass occult society, make it racist as all hell if you want it to have any real world success
 
Elwynn Green’s morning routine is relatively unremarkable, at least at the start.

With his wife, Green wakes up his three daughters, makes them breakfast and prepares their lunches. Once they’re shipped off to school, and after he’s had a moment to meditate, he’ll take a walk near his home on Northern Ireland’s rugged Causeway Coast.

While he’s out, he’ll typically talk to the wind.

Green might feel the air swirl around him or the force of a gust pushing dark clouds into the sky, blotting out the blue. He hears the wind speaking, so he may feel compelled to ask it a question. Sometimes, the wind will answer. He has a similar impulse when he overhears trees whispering to each other or the waves crashing.

“For most people in everyday life, that’s a sign of madness,” he said.

But Green is a witch, and communing with the world around him is at the heart of his craft. He asks questions of the wind and trees, ancestors and spirits. Sometimes answers never come. But witchcraft, to Green, isn’t about finding answers to life’s big questions (or death’s, for that matter). It’s about finding beauty within the chaos.

“Sometimes it’s not about knowing,” Green said. “Knowing is overrated.”
I'm normally someone that says "cultural appropriation is bullshit"but this is clearly appropriation of Cowboy/old american west culture disguising itself as "real witchcraft"
Seriously, KNOWING being overrated? You are literally using nu-age woowoo shit to claim being a "witch", a figure in several cultures and mythologies usually being some kind of person extremely knowledgeable about things in the world, including but not limited to the arcane magic shit using it for either evil or selfish personal gain. They literally benefit from people they fuck with being ignorant or fearful of their existence and the stuff they know.
The "witchery runs in his family" thing and then claiming his family members were also in on it (they may or may not have been i dunno) feels like this guy's gotten into somesocial circle where turning coping with loss in his family to something like this is a way to gain clout.

there’s magic in all things — the air we breathe, the water in the ocean, the animals and plants with which we share our planet.

The Puritans didn't go far enough at Salem.
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Honestly the people that were holding the salem trials should have gotten their asses burned instead for spreading false claims about people being witches. Think about it, we'd end up being saved the trials where rando citizens that government and law people in that area had gripes with got kangaroo court trials proving them "witches", and we'd get saved the nu age people claiming to be descendants of the witches that were failed to be burned at the time period in that location. Win win, two birds and not even one stone.
 
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Magic aren't real.
You know it's funny the eastern orthodox view on witchcraft and Wizards is they're just crazy people so we never actually burnt them we just threw them in mental institutions.
Really witch burning is a very Protestant thin
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which as you say they know nothing about riding the tiger they know nothing about the power of sex magic be gone with you foul tramp
 
The guy in NI should be a druid if anything. But it isn't as if these people care about actual history or traditions to begin with

Actually yeah this is the correct answer. Virtually all paganism was once rooted in some kind of nature worship. The Satanists of today are just edgelords trying to trigger Muslims and Jews and Christians which is like trying to goad a man who took a vow of silence into talking.

Like why? Leave him be.

Kind of like this but to their credit, Satanists don’t go out of their way to cause harm.

 
People like these are why the Inquisition existed. The Spanish Inquisition did nothing wrong.
1. Yes but not quite. 2. Yes.
The Inquisition mostly existed to stop dangerous social contagions that were upsetting the social order. These retards aren't dangerous, their medieval equivalents would be Christian peasants with some stupid local beliefs ("stand on top of this hill at sunrise and say three Hail Marys to conceive a son"). The modern equivalent of a burnable heresy would be troonism or the cult of St. Floyd.
 
Ah another banger of an article from CNN. Everyone in that company needs to be burnt at the stake, not as witches but for being degenerate commie journoscum. Prove me wrong.
 
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let's put on our weird hats with buckles on them and have a good old witch burning let's have a multiracial witch burning this time we can bring the black Protestants have a black Protestant preacher saying burn this heretic brothers and sisters the Lord just smack down this viral daughter of Satan.
Little bird in the fiery pits of hell can I get an Amen
 
let's put on our weird hats with buckles on them and have a good old witch burning let's have a multiracial witch burning this time we can bring the black Protestants have a black Protestant preacher saying burn this heretic brothers and sisters the Lord just smack down this viral daughter of Satan.
Little bird in the fiery pits of hell can I get an Amen
You unitnentionally reminded me of this funny thing from over a decade back a friend linked me back when the compilation upload was still new-ish lmao.
 
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