Culture Witchcraft isn’t all broomsticks or cauldrons. How real witches make magic


By Scottie Andrew, CNN
Sat October 26, 2024

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Elwynn Green, a witch based in Northern Ireland, makes walking in nature a daily ritual to commune with the world around him.

Elwynn Green’s morning routine is relatively unremarkable, at least at the start.

With his wife, Green wakes up his three daughters, makes them breakfast and prepares their lunches. Once they’re shipped off to school, and after he’s had a moment to meditate, he’ll take a walk near his home on Northern Ireland’s rugged Causeway Coast.

While he’s out, he’ll typically talk to the wind.

Green might feel the air swirl around him or the force of a gust pushing dark clouds into the sky, blotting out the blue. He hears the wind speaking, so he may feel compelled to ask it a question. Sometimes, the wind will answer. He has a similar impulse when he overhears trees whispering to each other or the waves crashing.

“For most people in everyday life, that’s a sign of madness,” he said.

But Green is a witch, and communing with the world around him is at the heart of his craft. He asks questions of the wind and trees, ancestors and spirits. Sometimes answers never come. But witchcraft, to Green, isn’t about finding answers to life’s big questions (or death’s, for that matter). It’s about finding beauty within the chaos.

“Sometimes it’s not about knowing,” Green said. “Knowing is overrated.”

The way Green practices witchcraft defies stereotypes of broomstick-wielding, cauldron-toting, pointy-hatted witches. He doesn’t belong to a coven. He’s not Wiccan or pagan, religions that are rooted in witchcraft. He has a few cats, though they’re better suited for snuggling than serving as helpful familiars.

There is no one way to be a witch, he said. Tenets and rituals are unique to all who practice. The traits others might find strange only strengthen one’s witchcraft, Green said.

“We’ve never belonged,” he told CNN of witches. “If we belonged, we wouldn’t be witches. And so my advice to people about that is, usually, get used to not belonging. It’s a good place to set up shop.”

Witches can be born and made​

Green is a “hedge witch” who exists in the metaphorical “hedge,” the liminal space between our world and a spiritual realm with which he interacts. His witchcraft is heavily informed by animism, or the belief that everything possesses a spirit. To Green, there’s magic in all things — the air we breathe, the water in the ocean, the animals and plants with which we share our planet.

Witchery runs in Green’s family. He was raised by his two aunts, both witches, who shared their house with spirits and encouraged Green to find his magic. Though both have since died, Green said one of his aunts’ spirits occasionally “pops in” for a chat.

Andrea Samayoa, meanwhile, wasn’t raised a witch. She came to the craft innocently as a child, when she and her friends would make “potions” with leftover condiments from neighborhood parties. Playing pretend-witches, they’d cast “spells” to make it rain and dance under the moon.

“We didn’t know what we were doing at the time,” the Floridian witch said.

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This still from TikTok shows Andrea Samayoa dressed up as a witch for Halloween in 2023.

The practice became more important to her when Catholicism, the religion in which she was raised, started to feel too restrictive. Samayoa said she resists inflexible rules, which is partly the reason why she doesn’t belong to a coven, either.

Even in her early 30s, Samayoa retains a carefree approach toward witchcraft. Her “eclectic” interpretation, which pulls from several witchcraft traditions, has very few rules, if any. She even published a spellbook called “Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days,” inspired by the way her chronic illness has impacted how she practices her craft.

Witchcraft is surging in popularity​

Green and Samayoa are both full-time witches, proficient in the typical rituals and spells of witchcraft — Green performs a banishing ritual every morning to rid his environment of negative influences, and Samayoa makes a curse-removing wash with herbs, citrus, witch hazel and quartz to keep harm at bay.

While they practice witchcraft solo, they’re performing it for an audience. Green and Samayoa are both popular figures on WitchTok, a popular TikTok community whose members share tips for improving their craft with fellow witches of all experience levels.

On TikTok, Green, who also hosts a podcast and a Patreon, performs readings using bones and tarot cards for commenters who ask him heavy questions about their love lives, careers and safety of their families. It’s a weighty task, so Green chooses his words carefully.

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Green has practiced witchcraft since he was a boy. He's sharing his talents with thousands on TikTok.

Samayoa, meanwhile, often shares no-nonsense rituals in videos peppered with profanity that require little more than an open mind. (She also sells spell kits.) Earlier this month, she taught her followers how to create a simple protection sigil with pen and paper, which she used to protect her Tampa home from Hurricane Milton. It worked, she said: Her house wasn’t harmed in the storm, though a few pieces of her fence were blown out.

WitchTok surged in popularity in 2020, when the Covid-19 pandemic inflicted extreme stress and uncertainty upon the world. Even in the months before the pandemic upended life as we knew it, witchcraft was on its way to a comeback, partly as a response to societal unrest in the wake of the 2016 election and the #MeToo movement, The Atlantic reported in 2020.

Pam Grossman, a pagan witch and scholar, told The Atlantic that “the more frustrated people get, they do often turn to witchcraft,” because the typical channels through which they accomplish things have stopped working.

But witches who come to the craft to attain power or control will be disappointed, Green said. Witchcraft is a way of interpreting the world and finding one’s place within it, but there are never easy answers or flawless fixes.

“Control within nature doesn’t work — it’s chaos,” he said. “It teaches us.”

Magic isn’t hard to find, if you keep an open mind​

Being a witch doesn’t require belonging to a coven or nailing a complicated spell, both witches told CNN. Witch-centric media like “Hocus Pocus,” “American Horror Story: Coven” and “Agatha All Along” may show fictional sorceresses brewing potions in cauldrons, making soul-sacrificing pacts and harnessing their magic for dark purposes, but none of that is required to be a witch.

One doesn’t even have to understand how magic works to be a witch, Green said: “Just accept that it’s there and use it.”

In fact, both witches said, fictional depictions of witches are almost entirely inaccurate. As long as your intentions are clear and your mind is open, you can become a witch, Samayoa said.

“I feel like everyone has magic within themselves,” she said.

While Samayoa’s book includes spells intended to bring their casters money and abundance, some of the most essential spells she shares are for self-care and healing. It’s not easy to tell when those spells have worked, as there’s very rarely a simple fix for problems so nebulous. But once they’ve worked, a witch will know, she said.

“Since the magic is coming from you and you alone, if you’re not feeling like you love yourself, your magic isn’t going to be as strong as you want it to be,” she said. “Taking care of yourself is better for your witchcraft.”

Both witches said that practicing witchcraft is healing, even if the process remains unfinished.

“Witchcraft is a transformative thing — it changes us,” Green said. “I believe we have to embrace every aspect of ourselves, the hardest parts, we have to love it. That’s our empowerment.”

Related Article: The witch isn’t dead: New book explores witchcraft’s rebellious history – and modern transformation (archive)
 
What's up with faggoty pagens and being as unoriginal as communists? Saint Peter's cross is upside down because he didn't find himself worthy to be crucified like Messiah. "Huuuurp it's upside down so it's evil now!" Saint Walpurgis was a kind lady who helped to Christianize middle Europe in the early years. "Huuuuurp WALPURGIS NACHT! Night of the witch! Eeeeeeviiiiiiil!"

Get your own shit pagens.
"Get your own *pagans."

You do realise that Christians appropriated Christmas and Easter traditions, such as Christmas trees and Easter eggs, etc., from Northern and Western Europeans, right? Before Christianity colonized Europe, it was Yule and Eostre.

Before Christianity, Ancient Europeans recognized the sacred masculine and sacred feminine and had a pantheon of Gods and Goddesses. We were stronger. Then "let's make everything a sausage fest" Christianity came along with its "love thy neighbour;" "turn the other cheek" BS. Now look at the state of the West.

Judaism, Christianity and Islam are Abrahamic goat fucker religions. They all came out of the same low IQ desert. They're not White religions.
 
Ah yes, white women and "dudes" summoning demons to do their dirty work for some minute troubles.
 
Reminder that the entirety of this hilariously fake and gay wicca shit was invented by early 20th century wannabe aristocrats who wanted to make themselves look more interesting and mysterious because of how astonishingly fucking boring and charmless they were even by the rather anaemic standards of interwar Britbong high society, and yet were also too pussy to dabble in some of the overt (yet still gay and retarded) Satanist shit that was the edgy fad at the time in that most insufferable of cultural spheres known as "Bohemianism"

This is unironic unambiguous historical fact. The Wicca identity has as much actual fucking pedigree as the Furry identity, and I am not even slightly being hyperbolic here because its the exact same fucking "LOOK AT MEEEEE IM SO SPECIAL AND MYSTERIOUUUUUUSSS" thing at its heart.
The Last Podcast on the Left episodes on Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons are really great for showing hos these guys were just pathetic nerds trying to get whatever crumb of pussy they could with their silly magic rituals.
 
While he’s out, he’ll typically talk to the wind.

Green might feel the air swirl around him or the force of a gust pushing dark clouds into the sky, blotting out the blue. He hears the wind speaking, so he may feel compelled to ask it a question. Sometimes, the wind will answer. He has a similar impulse when he overhears trees whispering to each other or the waves crashing.

“For most people in everyday life, that’s a sign of madness,” he said.
Thats literal lucas werner talk right there, right down to literal voices on the wind telling him shit

Witchery runs in Green’s family. He was raised by his two aunts, both witches, who shared their house with spirits and encouraged Green to find his magic. Though both have since died, Green said one of his aunts’ spirits occasionally “pops in” for a chat.
In other words mental illness runs in the family
 
Ya know, one of the lesser known negatives of living in such a cringe infused currentnow is that you tend to loose sight of just how hilariously fucking pathetic and retarded various groups and subcultures are due to how lost in the brown noise they all are.

Take reddit's hub of le h*ckin inclusive and respectful and diversimitied witchcraft against muh patriarchy

You can go there any day of the week and be guaranteed a solid belly laugh without even having to look into the threads. Don't believe me? Check out today's front page...
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There are like 20 photos of this troon smirking at the camera with their crayola FUCKIN model magic witch medalions btw

Immidiately beneath we find this thread...
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Scrolling down through a mess of "VOTE TO STOP DRUMPF" karma threads we get this fuckin freak again
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...whatever the fuck this comic is
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And last but not least of this barest taster selection of the front page of today, the date rape golem
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What i'm getting at is that you can find some pretty funny fodder for the ole laughing at retards and degenerate creepers/autists with zero effort just by stopping by such pozz hubs, so if you want to laugh at some pretend witches this halloween I suggest you give it a visit and trawl to see just how abject shit can get
 
What i'm getting at is that you can find some pretty funny fodder for the ole laughing at retards and degenerate creepers/autists with zero effort just by stopping by such pozz hubs, so if you want to laugh at some pretend witches this halloween I suggest you give it a visit and trawl to see just how abject shit can get
It's all the same troonsludge these days which is sad. They still react similarly to the prior non troonslusge variant of this retardation when presented with depictions of magic usage that doesnt align with their "pagan" shit, so it's still funny to think that if these guys got hit with a genuinely paranormal seeming head scratching thing they'd probably be like "wait that's not real magyk they didn't buy and light candles and get spices!". In shit where characters wake up and suddenly there's corpses everywhere and locked doors placed in ways that would be extremely improbable if some kind of magic is not involved, instead of trying to reason out a way it might not be magic, they'd do that same shit reasoning too! These are the kind of people who if they got caught in an IRL scooby doo esque scenario would genuinely believe there was a ghost if the scam artist criminal used their shitty nu age methods as a smokescreen.
 
Both jewish and tree worship can be fake and gay.

Yakub and Cthulhu and the Black Sun give power to real warlocks and necromancers, not to mention the elite negromancer cadres.

If you are a witch you are gay. Or lame cat lady. Bet you can't even boil a fat kid's lard to fly.
 
Oh shit I need to try this. I'm completely serious. WTF how dumb are people?
You are looking at it from the wrong angle. Retards dont buy them because they think this shit works.

They buy it because it gives them what they think is a super duper interesting and mysterious and unique and le quirky aesthetic.....even if only to themselves.

.....so to answer your question, hella dumb

That is assuming this shit is not botted to hell and back and is one of a thousand AI accounts spamming this shit to occasionally reel in a retard with money to burn, or an actual genuine retard who has been left unsupervised
 
You are looking at it from the wrong angle. Retards dont buy them because they think this shit works.

They buy it because it gives them what they think is a super duper interesting and mysterious and unique and le quirky aesthetic.....even if only to themselves.

.....so to answer your question, hella dumb

That is assuming this shit is not botted to hell and back and is one of a thousand AI accounts spamming this shit to occasionally reel in a retard with money to burn, or an actual genuine retard who has been left unsupervised
If I price it right I only need to reel in ~10 retards a month, though. Add an "entertainment purposes only" disclaimer. Nice little sideline.

I might also try magic beans TBH.
 
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Witchery runs in Green’s family. He was raised by his two aunts, both witches, who shared their house with spirits and encouraged Green to find his magic. Though both have since died, Green said one of his aunts’ spirits occasionally “pops in” for a chat.

I smell bullshit on the family thing. This is just marketing for his social media influencer persona.

Not that I care or anything. Good for him.
 
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Ordo Hereticus wouldn't waste a single drop of promethium on these people and nether should jurnoscum waste article space on them, even if it is just to pad out a website that has no logical reason to exist.

Chuunis are both more believable and entertaining, and they are cringe as it is.
 
Christmas trees
These began in the 16th century. Maybe 15th century if you count some looser and less established connections. Any correlations with pagan tradition are purely coincidental.
Albeit, it is primarily a Protestant tradition which got co-opted by Catholics.
Easter eggs
These originated with early Christians in Mesopotamia. The concept of decorating eggs is much, much older than that and you can't really credit any particular culture with the practice. But the association with the resurrection ostensibly began in the middle east.

Tl;dr: you don't know what you're talking about.
 
I hate the new-wave "spiritual" people who mashed together hindi, shinto, druidism and a bunch of retard pagan shit and are larping like they believe anything they do. I miss James Randi. He was a bitter old jew, but he spent half his life on TV making the retards that believe in this shit look retarded.
 
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