🐱 Witches are trying to organize a 'mass hexing' against the Taliban

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A popular subreddit dedicated to witchcraft is currently debating whether it would be useful to carry out a mass-hexing against the Taliban.

Following the militant group’s swift takeover of Afghanistan this week, self-described witches on Reddit’s r/witchcraft forum began concocting plans to battle the Taliban with the use of “magick.”

In a post to the subreddit’s more than 254,000 members on Monday, one user attempted to rally all available witches to take on the militant group.

“I’m looking to organize a max heading [sic] of the Taliban forces in Afghanistan right now,” the user wrote. “Nothing has been put together yet and I’m looking for people who are wiser than I in this sorts of magick. I just want as many forces as possible working against them as we can muster up.”

The post quickly led to widespread debate over the usefulness of such a venture, with one user warning in a separate post that the Taliban could respond with “incantations and rituals of their own.”

“The Taliban as horrible as they have shown themselves to be, are very spiritually aware and they routinely take steps to dispel, ward off and weaken magick. They have incantations and rituals of their own which can at the very least neutralize us – at worst can cause damage to our spirtual [sic] selves (perhaps through some sort of hex blowback).”

The second user appeared to further argue that spells from Westerners may fall short given the magical history of Asian cultures, which could deflect even the most “complex and time-consuming rituals.”

“I find bewitching evil movements very spiritually draining and I’ve gotten sick due to blowback on occasions – I just want y’all to be careful as these people are not exactly normies when it comes witchcraft,” the user adds.

Others even claimed that a mass-hexing could result in catastrophe, suggesting that the group’s last mass-hex led to the coronavirus pandemic.

“Last time y’all wanted a mass hex we got a pandemic,” one user wrote.

Overall, the campaign does not appear to be that popular. A subreddit dedicated to the effort at r/BetwitchTheTaliban has only garnered 114 members as of Wednesday afternoon. A Discord channel has also been set up to prepare witches for the planned hexing.
 
You know, I got cursed by this fat emo girl when I was in high school, saying that I would "god damn pay" for "humilating" her (its a long story but we had this feud because I made fun of her crowd). She basically told me I would get great misfortune for most of my life unless I apologised, I didnt.

Years later Im the owner of two food establishments that we are close to franchising.

So I can tell by experience that these witches might as well be saying "CURSE YE YAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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You know, I got cursed by this fat emo girl when I was in high school, saying that I would "god damn pay" for "humilating" her (its a long story but we had this feud because I made fun of her crowd). She basically told me I would get great misfortune for most of my life unless I apologised, I didnt.

Years later Im the owner of two food establishments that we are close to franchising.

So I can tell by experience that these witches might as well be saying "CURSE YE YAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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Counterpoint, you spend your time posting here. So really, who's to say that her curse didn't work out in the end?
 
I've known enough dumb bitches who claimed to practice witchcraft that hexing people means you also receive negative consequences. Like going to hell for being a filthy heathen.
I remember Styx saying that if you curse people while holding ill intentions, the curse affects them worse or that the curse will have the opposite effect. As we saw with Trump, they actually blessed him.
 
"Foolish pagan harlots have no power over alah's devout followers" -Some dude in the middle east, probably before beheading someone.

These fuckers think they can literally slay GOD HIMSELF via astral projecting? They do realize Allah is literally just the arabic word for god, right? like as in THE god? Big guy in the sky? Yeah good luck killing him lmao thats how you get floods and plagues.
 
@Small-arms Supremacy

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I posted it in the witch thread last night. Unfortunately after looking into the user that posted it I believe that one was a troll. The post got removed from the Taliban hexing subreddit along with all the other posts the op made making fun of them. The op made another post saying it was satire which is quite sad because it would have been really funny if they were being serious.

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I posted it in the witch thread last night. Unfortunately after looking into the user that posted it I believe that one was a troll. The post got removed from the Taliban hexing subreddit along with all the other posts the op made making fun of them. The op made another post saying it was satire which is quite sad because it would have been really funny if they were being serious.

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Bitchass coward half-baked troll shoulda stayed in character it'd be funnier that way. Making a long ass apology is just gay ass reddit shit fuckers as bad as the actual reddit witches are lmao.
 
As a Pagan Gnostic whatever, I will say okay, fine. But this is like pissing on Forest Fire. Hemetic rituals and Christian prayer for that matter does have an effect albeit small and on a personal level.
 
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