US Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield'

Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield' (archive)
By: Benjamin Gill; The Christian Broadcasting Network
Published: October 28th, 2024

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From dabblers to hard-core practitioners, witchcraft has been on the rise in the U.S. in recent years. It has become so trendy that there's an entire TikTok hashtag dedicated to WitchTok, and it's got billions of views. The occult has gained popularity in the political realm as well, once again on display during this election season.

With the presidential election right around the corner, witches are trying to cast spells against Donald Trump, but this time around they're reportedly frustrated that their spells aren't working.

The Toronto Star reports on one example in which a group of roughly 100 witches has been gathering by Zoom to attack Trump in the spirit realm. "Armed with orange candles, tarot cards, and a not-so-flattering photo of the former president, they cast a spell to block his return to the White House. The final words of their synchronized ritual — 'You're fired!' — echo as Trump's image burns to the ground," the Star reports.

The group is led by a woman with 25,000 subscribers on her mailing list, and she has invited all of them to join her in hexing Trump before the election.

But other news outlets are reporting that some witches are publicly bemoaning the failures of their spells against Trump.

An ABC News outlet in Alabama reports one witch wrote on the Reddit forum that her spells won't work like before, saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.

Another posted, "I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others."

Also writing on the WitchesVsPatriarchy thread on Reddit, another witch agreed that something appears to be protecting Trump from their spells.

"Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him," she complains.

Trump has publicly acknowledged God's protection of his life on multiple occasions since he was nearly assassinated at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania in July.

Witches seem to be obsessed with trying to hex Trump since he entered politics. As CBN News reported throughout Trump's presidency, witches were publicly trying to bind him and even his Supreme Court picks, casting spells against them, especially in the lead-up to the 2020 election.

The trendiness of witchcraft on social media makes some young people believe it's just a harmless hobby. But people who used to be practitioners of witchcraft warn it is real, and it eventually destroys the person practicing it.

CBN News has spoken with an ex-witch named Jenny Weaver many times in recent years. She's now a Christian minister, but she reports her teenage dabbling led to darkness and terror.

"I had such a fear that gripped my life. It crippled me. The next thing that I knew, I was seeing things, hearing things, and I was being tortured by demonic spirits that had come in through the use of witchcraft. It was a very scary time. I didn't even want to close my eyes to wash my face. I was that terrified. If you think that it is innocent I am telling you it will take you down a road you do not want to go down. And I had to ask the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive me."

Weaver encourages others, "If you are practicing witchcraft, I am asking you today to give your heart to Jesus."
 
Well, he's been protected from being convicted twice in impeachments, escaped with his life from a bullet, and dodged another assailant. Someone's looking out for the man, indeed.
At this rate the democrats should take caesars advice and not fuck with whatever MAGA supporting gods are watching out for trump:
I mean he fucked up with vorenus and ended up assassinated so.....
 
How does witchcraft work if bullets don't?
Look DEI has been a disaster for the MK ULTRA program. But surely there’s one asset able to pull this off, a technician for his plane, a salty chef maybe. A stage hand needing money for transition surgery.
 
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...Isn't thousands of women casting hostile spells on an ex-president a matter for the Secret Service? Doesn't it count as election interference? Can you cast hexes on ballots and ballot boxes? What applications could remote witchcraft have against the War on Terror or the Israel Palestine conflict? If you shoot somebody casting a spell on you without consent, does it count as self-defense if both parties believe that magic is real? When will the Witchcraft Arms Race begin?

"Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.
Well, if his shield is flimsy, and you and thousands of others can't break it, then either you all suck at magic or you can't accept that Donald Trump is the better sorcerer by a massive order of magnitude.

You are bad and should feel bad.

But people who used to be practitioners of witchcraft warn it is real, and it eventually destroys the person practicing it.
Yes, through incense inhalation, mushroom overdose and by setting fire to overgrown pubic hair.
 
Not that he needs a shield against the "spells" of witches, but yes, he does have one anyway: Jesus Christ.
 
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The Trump supporters laughing at this are probably the same people who think that “God protected Trump from the bullet”… by redirecting the bullet towards a random guy in the crowd.
Sounds less like god redirected the bullet and more like it bounced off his barrier to me!
 
Trump is protected by Hitler's level 1488 defence sphere, Pepe's 69 dank spheres of lulz resitance, and Shino Abe is his guardian shinto ghost!

Amd Bibi sacrificed 6 gorillion foreskins to Moloch to stop the mana flow to the witches just in case. They are shooting blanks!
 
Trump is protected by Hitler's level 1488 defence sphere, Pepe's 69 dank spheres of lulz resitance, and Shino Abe is his guardian shinto ghost!

Amd Bibi sacrificed 6 gorillion foreskins to Moloch to stop the mana flow to the witches just in case. They are shooting blanks!
Their hate of christians blinds them to the layers of barrier at play here.
 
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