Wizardchan

[Watcher]

When wizards dream:

Tfw girl looks eerily similar to a girl I dated once...

 

[The Dude]

When wizards dream:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/51akoQz.jpg

She's got a cute face.

 

[José Mourinho]

Found this in /cow/, and this is seriously about to murder my sides.

http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/6269.html#q11816

Some posts leading to the post:

Spoiler

Self improvement is inherently unwizardly.

If you want to "improve" yourself (i.e. become more of a fucking normalshit) then please go somewhere else to discuss your disgusting normalfag propaganda. Go and find Cripplepaste and all the other normalfags who wanted to "improve" themselves.

Then kill yourself, because you are everything that is wrong with this world.

Self improvement really doesn't have to be undertaken with the goal of becoming a normie. In fact, most of us don't actually want to become normies.

Self improvement can be taking walks to keep yourself sane, cutting down on vice, doing general exercise to stay in a somewhat healthy weight, learning to cook to conserve money, learning to code to make money, really anything. When we had a self improvement board, that was more or less what ended up on it.

There is a moderate path, between 400lb Hikikomori and Shutter Shade wearing Rap Video character, and that moderate path is what you should be aiming for.

>>11793
>Self improvement can be taking walks to keep yourself sane

Bullying yourself with long drudges through the outdoors just to keep yourself within the normie's definition of sane, you mean.

>cutting down on vice

Stopping doing things that normies disapprove of

>doing general exercise to stay in a somewhat healthy weight

Trying to look a certain way so that women and normies validate you

>learning to code to make money

Learning how to be a good slave to jews so they throw you a few shekels

The only decent thing you said was learning to cook, the rest is just normalfag bullshit. And there are cooking websites that cover that better than here ever could. Hell, I wouldn't object to a cooking board, if that's what you really want.

But the rest of it? Fuck off you fucking normalshit. This place isn't for people like you.

>>11795

You're either a troll or extremely depressed. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're depressed.

I'm not talking about "pleasing society" or anything like that, I'm talking about human life and health. Human beings were not designed/did not evolve to sit in a room and press f5 all day. We need sun exposure, we need exercise, we need a functioning liver, and we need some amount of money to purchase food. Not everyone here is in a place where autismbux exist, and not everyone here has wealthy parents who can support them. Taking a walk every day and doing bodyweight exercises in your room isn't going to turn you into Brock fucking Lesnar, but it will prevent you from ballooning in size to the point where you are unable to function.

Being healthy is not a "normalfag" endeavor.

And... here we go...!

>>11801
>evolve

Also, I think anyone who posts in favour of evolution should be banned.

Evolution hates us. Evolution is the force that wants to destroy us, and wipe our genes out of the gene pool. Evolution only supports normalfags, allowing them to multiply and spread their disease.

Evolution wants us dead, eradicated and forgotten forever. If evolution was a friend of Wizards, we would be having sex and multiplying, spreading our genes. Evolution is our enemy, and really we should be thinking up ways to organize ourselves politically and scientifically to figure out ways to work against it.

Evolution is what wants to wipe out our noble, wizardly genes, while encouraging normalfag genes to virulently spread like the disease that they are.

Never forget that.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Found this in /cow/, and this is seriously about to murder my sides.

http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/6269.html#q11816

Some posts leading to the post:

And... here we go...!

>>11801
>evolve

Also, I think anyone who posts in favour of evolution should be banned.

Evolution hates us. Evolution is the force that wants to destroy us, and wipe our genes out of the gene pool. Evolution only supports normalfags, allowing them to multiply and spread their disease.

Evolution wants us dead, eradicated and forgotten forever. If evolution was a friend of Wizards, we would be having sex and multiplying, spreading our genes. Evolution is our enemy, and really we should be thinking up ways to organize ourselves politically and scientifically to figure out ways to work against it.

Evolution is what wants to wipe out our noble, wizardly genes, while encouraging normalfag genes to virulently spread like the disease that they are.

Never forget that.

The irony of such a post is unbelievable. Wizards reproducing and spreading their genes? That will be the day. Nobody wants to destroy you, you're doing that to yourself just fine. Sure I'm not the most socially savvy or "normalfaggy" person on the planet, but this stuff is cringe worthy times a thousand.

Plus I've seen your pictures. Real worthy of being passed on.

 

[exball]

When wizards dream:

Spoiler

rape

Fixed.

 

[GodBearMissionary]

Found this in /cow/, and this is seriously about to murder my sides.

http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/6269.html#q11816

Some posts leading to the post:

Spoiler

Self improvement is inherently unwizardly.

If you want to "improve" yourself (i.e. become more of a fucking normalshit) then please go somewhere else to discuss your disgusting normalfag propaganda. Go and find Cripplepaste and all the other normalfags who wanted to "improve" themselves.

Then kill yourself, because you are everything that is wrong with this world.

Self improvement really doesn't have to be undertaken with the goal of becoming a normie. In fact, most of us don't actually want to become normies.

Self improvement can be taking walks to keep yourself sane, cutting down on vice, doing general exercise to stay in a somewhat healthy weight, learning to cook to conserve money, learning to code to make money, really anything. When we had a self improvement board, that was more or less what ended up on it.

There is a moderate path, between 400lb Hikikomori and Shutter Shade wearing Rap Video character, and that moderate path is what you should be aiming for.

>>11793
>Self improvement can be taking walks to keep yourself sane

Bullying yourself with long drudges through the outdoors just to keep yourself within the normie's definition of sane, you mean.

>cutting down on vice

Stopping doing things that normies disapprove of

>doing general exercise to stay in a somewhat healthy weight

Trying to look a certain way so that women and normies validate you

>learning to code to make money

Learning how to be a good slave to jews so they throw you a few shekels

The only decent thing you said was learning to cook, the rest is just normalfag bullshit. And there are cooking websites that cover that better than here ever could. Hell, I wouldn't object to a cooking board, if that's what you really want.

But the rest of it? Fuck off you fucking normalshit. This place isn't for people like you.

>>11795

You're either a troll or extremely depressed. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're depressed.

I'm not talking about "pleasing society" or anything like that, I'm talking about human life and health. Human beings were not designed/did not evolve to sit in a room and press f5 all day. We need sun exposure, we need exercise, we need a functioning liver, and we need some amount of money to purchase food. Not everyone here is in a place where autismbux exist, and not everyone here has wealthy parents who can support them. Taking a walk every day and doing bodyweight exercises in your room isn't going to turn you into Brock fucking Lesnar, but it will prevent you from ballooning in size to the point where you are unable to function.

Being healthy is not a "normalfag" endeavor.

And... here we go...!

>>11801
>evolve

Also, I think anyone who posts in favour of evolution should be banned.

Evolution hates us. Evolution is the force that wants to destroy us, and wipe our genes out of the gene pool. Evolution only supports normalfags, allowing them to multiply and spread their disease.

Evolution wants us dead, eradicated and forgotten forever. If evolution was a friend of Wizards, we would be having sex and multiplying, spreading our genes. Evolution is our enemy, and really we should be thinking up ways to organize ourselves politically and scientifically to figure out ways to work against it.

Evolution is what wants to wipe out our noble, wizardly genes, while encouraging normalfag genes to virulently spread like the disease that they are.

Never forget that.

Oh my god, do these people seriously go out of their wayto be unhappy?..

 

[Varis]

Ahahahaha

So edgy, that 11795. Doing everything in his power to be different. I'm glad that his genes will not be passed on.

 

[José Mourinho]

Sorry for this link being reposted, but some of the posts here are fucking hilarious and tons of backpedaling.

http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/10667.html

Spoiler

Normal people are scared of anime and children.
When you can tell it's a normie posting (usually is pretty obvious), just reply with little animu girls. They'll get scared of the murderous pedos and run away.

Well, at least they admit it.

I don't watch anime. I'm not fat. I never had any acne. If you saw me in the street you would never know that I'm a virgin. Many people like me are on Wizardchan. Normalfags just cannot understand that this is a growing trend of our time, and it does not have necessarily something to do with clinical autism. Half of the Japanese youth can't be fat and autistic, can't they ?

>Redpiller1985
hahahah holy fuck what a fedora nickname


Anyways, it's hilarious to see how normies have a hard time separating between jokes and sincerity when it comes to imageboard culture.

Once again, it's "HAHAHA IT WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE NORMALFAG SCUM!!!1" bullcrap.

Pussy nerds who can barely get laid throwing insults at us, how hilarious.

If these were truly the alpha men they claim to be, they wouldn't be on that website bragging about fucking sluts. They would be bragging about it with their friends over a few beers, they would just shrug their shoulders when they see this website and not give a shit.

They are still socially crippled nerds, that's why this website hits them in the feels.

Holy fuck, why can't they just leave us alone?

;_;

> whines about wizardchan being full of omega, losers, etc

> is the founder of a chan whose sole person is to engage in "epic trolls" and poke fun at the mentally ill (chrischan) and the unfortunate

I dunno, but that doesn't exactly strike me as behaviour congruent with being a manly 'alpha' male.

>>10731
>He's the owner of 888chan

Well, that makes sense. The 888chan /wiz/ thread has been active in that site for quite a while. However, since many of us cross-post there, the "delicious tears" were never really delivered and it became instead a sort of /wiz/ discussion. Not giving up it seems, he then created a board called "alpha" or something along those lines, which I guess was meant to be the direct anti-thesis of /wiz/. However that seemed to have never taken off (not surprised–they may not be /wiz/ materials but they are not exactly far off) and simply renamed it "Red Pill Chan". Then, on a last desperate attempt to obtain "le epik troles" it seems, he posted that article, which, of course, was written in a bloated, innacurate and inflamatory way. Considering that the comments section turned into a faux-self-improvement guide, I'd say even after this elaborate attempt, he still failed.

Overall, I'm impressed this guy is so obsessed about a group of people who chose to unplug from the Normal-stream. Too bad that the tears only seem to be coming from his end…

 

[Green Nidoking]

Here's a post from Captain Homeless.

I got a lot of food from dumpsters. Places like supermarkets and bakeries that make food fresh daily throw out all of the old stuff left over at the end of each day, and it's usually nice and clean inside sealed bags. Some places locked their dumpsters which sucked, but I managed to find a few good spots where they didn't. A lot of the time I found so much good food that I couldn't even carry it all. I can't even tell you how many stale fucking donuts I ate. Sometimes I made a sign and just straight up begged for food outside of stores where it was sold, which worked really well. People were reluctant to give me money since they thought that I'd spend it on drugs or alcohol but they were often willing to give me actual food items. To be honest I actually did spend almost all of the money that I got on booze because being homeless is really boring and sometimes also really lonely and depressing. When I couldn't beg or scavenge a meal I just shoplifted something. A couple of times when I was feeling ballsy I even went into people's empty houses and raided their fridge.

There were a few spots that I slept in and I rotated between them because it seemed less conspicuous that way. Also it was more convenient sometimes, compared to walking all the way across town while drunk at 3am. My favorite spots were: a supermarket rooftop that I climbed onto, a memorial building in a graveyard, some fucking woods on the side of the road, an abandoned gas station, and a quarry that nobody seemed to work at. A few times I slept in a house that was being built but I was worried about being found by construction workers so I stopped. I've heard that beaches are good places to sleep and sometimes have free showers as a bonus, but there weren't any beaches nearby me so I had to bathe with a washcloth in public bathrooms instead. Being drunk helped a lot when it came to sleeping. Made it a lot easier to fall asleep, even if it was hot/cold/noisy.

Dumbass, why was this shit easier than stocking shelves at a supermarket, paying your parents for rent, and getting a warm bed, showers, meals that weren't "stale fucking donuts", and all the vidya your budget can handle?

Sorry for this link being reposted, but some of the posts here are fucking hilarious and tons of backpedaling.

I love how some of the early posts I've seen are already firing off good points about the stupidity of the ROK. That's right, ROKers, the wizards are seeing through your shit and recognizing you as tryhards.

Beautiful.

Edit:

Spoiler

oh my god

> P U A is not designed for self improvement, it is only designed for picking up women.
Pretty much this. You pick up some tricks to make yourself appear more interesting, popular, attractive, etc. rather than working towards actually being those things.

Right through it.

Edit again:

Spoiler

And some of the wizards even make posts that are self-aware in this one. Amazing.

The article had a good point about most of the users here being bitter cunts. That being said, fuck that guy.

After reading that thread, I did find one post that made a good point.
>It's just that through browsing the site casually, it becomes very clear that most of the people on that site have put themselves there through just having terrible attitudes. They are upset with their lives but do absolutely fuck all about it but cry about their situation. They get deeply offended at the very notion that they might have to actually take responsibility and change things themselves if they want to be happy.
>If wizardchan wants to live up to its name then people there should find healthy ways of coping with shit. You're an ugly, socially retarded NEET? Why not pick up an instrument, learn a programming language, search for enlightenment, write poetry? No? You're just going to spend all day on a site dedicated to people bitching about their miserable existence? You're going to blame all of your failures on the rest of the human race that you call "the normals"? You will get angry and scream insults at anyone who cares enough to actually try to help you?
It's kind of sad because that post describes the original intent of the site. /v9k/ and /b/ ruined all that though.

I get the need to sometimes whinge and moan, but this place was ruined when whinging and moaning became its primary focus - just look at the recent posts, 95% are v9k 'bawwwwww' posts.

 

[Silver]

I love being a normalfag, then.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I know I've said this about a dozen times, but I simply don't get wizards.

Today we're getting a snow storm and I don't really want to leave home, and an event I was going to go to was cancelled because they don't want people traveling on the roads. I can't wait to go out again, even if it's just to a restaurant for lunch and a bookstore to browse reading material. Some of these people never leave home.

I know a lot of undergrads don't like taking classes that aren't directly related to their field, but my favorite classes I took were unrelated to business and I hated the classes that were in my major. And yes, I realize I should have picked a better major.

I don't know what to say about the homeless guy who begs and scavenges. I've heard people who have had to beg say they felt so ashamed of themselves, so I guess these wizards have no shame. Why wouldn't you want to have a job so you can earn money and have a safe place to sleep and good food to eat? That guy isn't a wizard but a bum.

I was depressed a few weeks ago, but I've started setting goals and I'm learning skills and accomplishing things and I feel so much better. That's probably why these wizards are so depressed, they aren't doing anything worthwhile with their lives.

 

[House Of Reeves]

After reading through this thread, I am hard pressed as to which group pisses me off more: Wizards or SJWs.

 

[c-no]

After reading through this thread, I am hard pressed as to which group pisses me off more: Wizards or SJWs.

 

[CarloVonSexron]

Goddamn they ruined the magical imagery of wizards for me but then i need some antidepressant material and found this, it's suprisingly effective. i mean this gave me an introspection that if i keep trapped in the same state i'm currently in i might end up just like them. which is i really don't want to.

A little bit of confession; I'm still dissapointed i haven't done anything to makes my parents proud and trying fix myself to be better person , but these guys is proudly leeching off and being whiny assholes to their parents and relatives really disgusts me, i mean are they really that selfcentered asshats they didn't even think that their parents suffered from what they have done?!

Whew, what a rant

 

[GodBearMissionary]

Goddamn they ruined the magical imagery of wizards for me but then i need some antidepressant material and found this, it's suprisingly effective. i mean this gave me an introspection that if i keep trapped in the same state i'm currently in i might end up just like them. which is i really don't want to.

A little bit of confession; I'm still dissapointed i haven't done anything to makes my parents proud and trying fix myself to be better person , but these guys is proudly leeching off and being whiny assholes to their parents and relatives really disgusts me, i mean are they really that selfcentered asshats they didn't even think that their parents suffered from what they have done?!

Whew, what a rant

Yeah, I feel ya. I lost my job just before Thanksgiving (the business was basically about to go under... just as I was getting ready to move back out of my parents' house), and finished applying to grad schools around then too, but have been super-lethargic since then. I spent the entire holidays (Thansgiving all the way to New Year's Day) sitting on my ass not doing shit with my life at my parents' house. Seeing this website got me totally pumped and motivated to start working more on working for more stuff around school and finding a new job. No joke, these fuckers actually are a good motivation to get shit done. I'll at least give them that...

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Yeah, these guys are getting me motivated to do something more productive. I've been considering going back to school to work on a Master's and this pretty much clinched it for me.

 

[wheat pasta]

You guys are all a bunch of despicable normalfags. Only normies try to improve themselves and earn a better quality of life.

 

[Green Nidoking]

You guys are all a bunch of despicable normalfags. Only normies try to improve themselves and earn a better quality of life.

Yeah, we should aspire to dumpster diving and living on grocery store rooftops. True NEET lifestyle is so awesome.

 

[Arkangel]

Goddamn they ruined the magical imagery of wizards for me but then i need some antidepressant material and found this, it's suprisingly effective. i mean this gave me an introspection that if i keep trapped in the same state i'm currently in i might end up just like them. which is i really don't want to.

A little bit of confession; I'm still dissapointed i haven't done anything to makes my parents proud and trying fix myself to be better person , but these guys is proudly leeching off and being whiny assholes to their parents and relatives really disgusts me, i mean are they really that selfcentered asshats they didn't even think that their parents suffered from what they have done?!

Whew, what a rant

Yeah, I feel ya. I lost my job just before Thanksgiving (the business was basically about to go under... just as I was getting ready to move back out of my parents' house), and finished applying to grad schools around then too, but have been super-lethargic since then. I spent the entire holidays (Thansgiving all the way to New Year's Day) sitting on my ass not doing shit with my life at my parents' house. Seeing this website got me totally pumped and motivated to start working more on working for more stuff around school and finding a new job. No joke, these fuckers actually are a good motivation to get shit done. I'll at least give them that...

It's a bit like a scare tactic, similar to how they take troubled kids on a tour through a jail to show how things could be if they continue in their ways. Browsing wizardchan is like a walk through hell, where the souls of the damned congregate and curse God (life) for "forsaking" them while they also learn to love the fire and brimstone. But unlike hell, it's possible to save yourself even if you're already in the hole.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70275.html

HAAAAATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

To get an unskilled entry level job:
1. Fill out a shitload of applications
2. Lie out your ass like crazy wow

List fake references and fake work experience on your application.
Tell fake stories and make up stuff about yourself at the interview.
Figure out what employers want to hear then say that shit to them.

Interview skills are a real thing so if you suck at first don't worry.
View each interview as a chance to practice them, and try to do better each time.

>just pretend to have social skills and tell them lies because its really easy to do so
>jus b urself

Can't you be a normalfag somewhere else?

HAAAATE

>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

HAAAAAAAATE HATE HATE HATE

>parents give me an ultimatum, "get a job or we're kicking you out of the house"
>would rather die than get a job so predictably, they kick me the fuck out
>did my homework so i know plenty of ways to find food and shelter
>spend most of my time browsing the chans on the public library's computers
>taking it easy hardmode, although ultimately still way easier than working
>run into parents after like 2 months and they ask if i've found a job yet
>seriously exaggerate my troubles and tell them that i couldn't
>run into them again a month later, same thing, but i tell them that i gave up
>imply suicidal intent, they have a change of heart and take me back home
>silently celebrate the unbeatable power of my iron NEET spirit

It's been years since that happened and they haven't bothered me since.

I guess they finally realized that I will never work.

>Get a job by Jan. 1st or you're getting kicked out!!!

>MFW it's Jan 1st and I'm sitting here eating mom's lettuce wraps NEETposting on /V9k/ and there isn't shit anyone can do about it.

Yeah mom I bet you'd like me to get a wage slave job so I can pay off the student loans you forced me to incur by threatening to kick me out last time. Rot in hell and bring me another wrap, bitch.

HAAAAAAAAATE

Fuuuuuuck! It's not just the sense of entitlement these assholes have, it's the disrespect they have for their parents.

I'll be the first to say that my folks and I have not always gotten along. We've had our disagreements and fights and everything. I felt they were too controlling, they felt I needed guidance.

In hindsight, they were right. I can't deny that they had, what they felt, were my best interests at heart.

But the third one just fascinates me. His parents kick him out, becomes a complete wasteoid probably giving handjobs in the park to get some money for food, "accidentally" runs into them and lays his sob story on them to set the seeds and then later when he "accidentally" runs into them again said he was suicidal.

If only he put that much effort into getting a job. The mind just boggles.