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I think it would be really funny if all the wizards had their tugboats taken away and were forced to choose between death and getting a job. They'd choose death of course.
 
Kinda bugs me how these guys won't even try and find a job. Yeah, jobs are hard to come by. I spent two and a half years looking for one before I finally found one.

Despite that, sending out applications on a regular basis is a hell of a lot better for you than sitting around doing nothing and feeling sorry for yourself.
 
scorptatious said:
Kinda bugs me how these guys won't even try and find a job. Yeah, jobs are hard to come by. I spent two and a half years looking for one before I finally found one.

Despite that, sending out applications on a regular basis is a hell of a lot better for you than sitting around doing nothing and feeling sorry for yourself.

That's the thing, though. They don't want their lives to get better. They're perfectly satisfied spending their time sulking about being victims of the standards of normalcy.
 
They constantly whine about "normalfags" being out to get them, but the average person has no idea who the fuck these people are.

That, and if they barely leave the house how do they even get chances to interact with these "normalfags"?
 
bungholio said:
They constantly whine about "normalfags" being out to get them, but the average person has no idea who the fuck these people are.

That, and if they barely leave the house how do they even get chances to interact with these "normalfags"?

The reaction would be something like this

Invasionscreambasement.jpg
 
Sex is disgusting
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/72714.html

Anyone else hate sex & sexual beings?

I understand that sex is required to perpetuate the species but is anything beyond reproductive sex justified?

Sex is disgusting.

Heterosexuals, homosexuals, whatever you're all freaky.

I remember my parents telling me when I was younger that when I'd get older I'd like girls/women.

I told them no, I'll never have a girlfriend, do not want.

Even certain forms of intimacy are disgusting like kissing.

I haven't changed my mind; why have any of you?

They probably never believed me and couldn't conceive that I'd be a young adult and still not care for sex & succubus.

Fapping too is creepy.

I have seen stories about people feeling really disgusted with them self after they're doing fapping or whatever, so many some of you guys understand this viewpoint.

Putting penis in vagina is really weird and bodily excretions are all disgusting.

I hate it when people talk about sex.

Today some normalfag talked about having sex with a woman and it disgusted me.

Why isn't sex seen as a morbid necessity and something only to be done by those who actually are genetically valuable to the species?

If nobody cared about sex and everyone was free of lust, eugenics could be applied very effectively.

It seems like most people go insane as they grow up and are driven to do a lot of disgusting things.

Btw, I deeply hate those faggots and other sexual deviants who try to lump in asexuality with their fag stuff.

Asexuals do NOT share a common cause with those who engage in sexual activities.

Pic is apparently a female asexual that shows up when you do an image search for "asexual".

It comes out of this article here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/965126 ... exual.html

From reading that article is sounds like she gets harassed a lot about being asexual because she is very beautiful.

It's a shame she won't be reproducing through like artificial insemination or something using the genetics of a blonde haired blue eyed male.

If we're going to have people around and not die out, we should have really high quality people.

I think society would be a lot better if we removed lust from it and mating didn't just happen at random.

As a male I don't think asexual makes me some kind of victim or whatever, like, it's not making my life harder even though I upset sexuals all the time.

It's actually a blessing you realize when you see how other men are tortured every day by "the feel of no GF".

Imagine if all men were to become asexuals by choice and the succubus would lose control because they could not longer convince men to provide for them purely through sexual appeal.

If you are a sexual person you should definitely aspire to overcome your lust and be asexual.
I do like how even Wizardchan isn't taking this shit.

For starters this person comes off as extremely insecure. And he's also another racist considering he thinks if people didn't want sex, Eugenics could be justified. He also recommended to some girl that she get inseminated with "the genetics of a blonde haired blue eyed male."

Also who determines who's "genetically valuable" to the species? You? Some guy that is too afraid to have sex or talk to girls?

Jesus Christ these people are so isolated and naive.
 
So we got homophobia, eugenics, racism and a deep desire to remove basic human drives because it doesn't follow his mindset.

Yep, you've found the post that summarizes Wizardchan.
 
Most of the crazier posts on there are probably trolls. I think that one fits the bill.
 
bungholio said:
Most of the crazier posts on there are probably trolls. I think that one fits the bill.
Even still it's on v9k and the posters there are more concerned whether or not it relates to depression and less so that it's fucking nuts. They've also banned some guy in the thread but not the OP.

There are also a few that disagree with him.

I have come to the realization that asexuality is a disgusting sexual fetish in its own right.

They get off on denying their urges, it's like any other cock tease
I do like this one guy who isn't taking his shit
>It's a shame she won't be reproducing through like artificial insemination or something using the genetics of a blonde haired blue eyed male.
>If we're going to have people around and not die out, we should have really high quality people
>Lacks something as basic and important as the drive to reproduce
>Looks like an inbred stroke victim
>High quality person

Top kek.

I suppose it's only fitting that an 'aesexual' person like yourself hasn't got a single fucking clue what an attractive female looks like.

>If you are a sexual person you should definitely aspire to overcome your lust and be asexual.
Yeah no.

Heres an idea. Why don't you let people live as they please instead of forcing your opinions and beliefs down their throats? What are you a fucking normalfag? I don't frankly give a fuck if you think sex is disgusting (with regards to 3DPD women I actually agree with you) but I've fucking had it with holier-than-thou faggots like you who seem to think they're qualified to tell me, or anyone else, how to live my fucking life.

>>72729
Not that anon, but I sincerely doubt that. Your posts reek of arrogance and haughtiness; a perception of superiority over lesser 'sexual people' who 'think of everything through sex-goggles' it's as if you seriously believe that normal human beings are incapable of thinking independently of their sexual desires, that we are all mad with lust and incapable of rational thought.

I'd bet good money that you're getting off on that. Sexually or otherwise.

Protip: Being a defective human being with an irrational fear of bodily functions doesn't make you better than anyone else. Grow the fuck up.

Although I like they relate being a "normalfag" to "forcing your opinions and beliefs down their throats"

Also, the OP wants Eugenics. Of course he wants inbreeding.
 
It's funny hearing someone from a group who despise women supporting eugenics.

The idea of eugenics just disgusts me. Everyone who supports it should be purged!! :twisted:

/irony
 
http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/37936.html

Wizards are setting up talk shows to win $100.

I'm hoping this actually gets off the ground; it should be funny. I don't mean intentionally, though; wizards probably have zero talent as entertainers.

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/37879.html

They categorize NEETs and normalfags.

Some may overlap of course:

The Phoney:
Not actually NEET just between jobs or semesters.

The normalfag:
Lives in parents' house or with friends. Has social groups and a gf or regular casual sex, enjoys normal activities like clubbing and house parties. NEET because can't find or hold down a job, or simply can pull off the lifestyle for the time being.

The Poorfag: Lives with parents in shitty house/apartment, or rents a room or affordable housing with unemployment or disability benefits. Cannot get/keep work due to social disorders and poor work history/no connections.

The richfag: Has his own place or lives in parents' luxury home. Gets money form inheritance, some clever internet marketing/spamming/bitcoin mining scheme or gambling win. Living the dream, has enough passive income to never have to work. May be anything from outgoing normalfags to reclusive shut-ins.

The shut-in: Hardly ever goes outside, spends most of time engages in sedentary activities such as reading, watching videos, using the internet. May have specialized hobbies/interests/obsessions, either virtual or actually practiced at home. Some suffer from agoraphobia, others just are more drawn to indoor activities and just never care to go out.

Hikki: Shut-in obsessed with otaku. Super into anime and all other Japanese things, eats dinner with his waifu.

The cyborg: Since I don't fit the common NEET stereotypes, made a category for myself:

Looks normal and can pass for such as long as no one trys to talk or make eye contact. Lives with parents and unable/unwilling to find work because social disorders and poor employment history. Spends most indoor time on the computer, but enjoys going outside almost every evening if only to walk around for 1-4 hours. Has ample spending money due to savings/inheritance, etc as far as food and entertainment is concerned. Gave up on women and doesn't even care anymore, has a few friends but usually doesn't bother with socializing, spends most of time alone.
(no, I don't know why the guy has a picture from a porn video either)

There are 4 subsets of normies:
Normalcools
Normaluncools
Abnormalcools
Abnormaluncools

I'm not the poster you're responding to, but here's my take on it.

Normals generally follow the "rules" of society, they go to college/trade school, get a job, find a wife, do the whole "2.5 kids/cars, a dog, and a picket fence" thing. "Normalcools" do this successfully. "Normaluncools" aspire to follow this plan, but ultimately fail, or succeed in a pyhrric way.

Abnormals generally do not follow the rules of society. These are the gang members, the drug dealers, the junkies, and the carders. The "cools" of this group are, chiefly, the ones who manage to avoid prison, and secondarily, the ones who are socially adept enough to actually have friends and romantic interests. The "uncools" of the group are either imprisoned or lacking in social skills. In my experience, the "uncools" vastly outnumber the "cools" in this group.
 
Wow, subsets and everything. The crank ideas from the realm of the Wizards have been turned up to 11 in here.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Wow, subsets and everything. The crank ideas from the realm of the Wizards have been turned up to 11 in here.

I find it amusing that even on a site that supposedly exists as a place free from boasting about your life the wizards are constantly trying to 1up each other.
 
The Mass Debater said:
Black Sonichu said:
Wow, subsets and everything. The crank ideas from the realm of the Wizards have been turned up to 11 in here.

I find it amusing that even on a site that supposedly exists as a place free from boasting about your life the wizards are constantly trying to 1up each other.

There is absolutely no unity there whatsoever. Much like Stormfront or RevLeft. Or even IGN.
 
Wizard's gonna cut it off
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71173.html

I'm gonna just chop it off. As pathetic as it sounds a good chunk of my crushing depression comes from >tfw no gf ever so I'm just gonna chop it off. If I fuck up and bleed out that's just a bonus. Fuck everything
You can't become a wizard without genitals. They are the source of magic.
get rid of your balls, not your dick. Eunuch's live longer. You still need to pee. I'm not sure what deity or other is best to sacrifice it to though.
although OP could just be trolling, since the post is so brief and the action so dramatic.
OP I'm asexual master race and have an intact penis.

I suggest that you don't castrate yourself.
Damn I have a huge collection of chopped of penis pics.

Just so you know OP there are many Asians that will pay you a whole lot of money to eat your penis.

So if you want to make some money doing this, make sure to find an Asian contact that wants to eat your penis.

This is going to be hilarious if OP goes through with it.
>you will never have a qt laplander girl who bites off your testicles

Even if this is a troll it's still pretty funny.
 
I'm pretty sure a lot of the posts are trolls, but this one probably is.
 
Just so you know OP there are many Asians that will pay you a whole lot of money to eat your penis.

So if you want to make some money doing this, make sure to find an Asian contact that wants to eat your penis.

This is going to be hilarious if OP goes through with it.

I didn't know that I'm a dick eater. :sighduck:

No, but seriously. *SIGH* That site just needs to die. It's really mentally and emotionally unhealthy.
 
Salto said:
Just so you know OP there are many Asians that will pay you a whole lot of money to eat your penis.

So if you want to make some money doing this, make sure to find an Asian contact that wants to eat your penis.

This is going to be hilarious if OP goes through with it.

I didn't know that I'm a dick eater. :sighduck:

No, but seriously. *SIGH* That site just needs to die. It's really mentally and emotionally unhealthy.

They got the idea from an "asexual" who calls himself Mao Sugiyama. In Japan, there is no law against cannibalism. Apparently, people paid $500 a plate for the nutty meal.
 
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